Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Minnie the Minx » 10 Jul 2012, 00:30

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she looks nice in both of those.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby John Mc » 10 Jul 2012, 00:40

Kylie's rubbish at window cleaning and dusting, though.



But she's only tiny, so you could fit her in your pocket.

Which could be handy.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby the hanging monkey » 10 Jul 2012, 09:09

Nick wrote:FFS :roll:

Watch this video, remember that Nigella is a snooty Tory bint, and have a fucking word with yourselves fellas.



earlier on the hanging monkey wrote: it's mainly women and gay men that go for Kylie.


:lol:

You might have a point about the Tory thing if the question was about being around her for any amount of time...but it isn't, so you don't.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby KeithPratt » 10 Jul 2012, 09:13

I've met both - and Nigella is infinitely sexier. Kylie is pretty, but I don't think she's in the same league.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby the hanging monkey » 10 Jul 2012, 09:16

Minnie the Minx wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:Image


she looks nice in both of those.


Me too.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Insouciant Western People » 10 Jul 2012, 10:13

the hanging monkey wrote:You might have a point about the Tory thing if the question was about being around her for any amount of time...but it isn't, so you don't.


So says the man who famously once mooted banging Thatcher :lol:

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby The Prof » 10 Jul 2012, 10:15

WHAT????!!!!
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby the hanging monkey » 10 Jul 2012, 10:20

For comedic purposes only!
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby The Prof » 10 Jul 2012, 10:26

I'd bang Thatcher with an AK-47. Severals rounds of.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Insouciant Western People » 10 Jul 2012, 10:30

the hanging monkey wrote:For comedic purposes only!


You say that now.

You filthy animal.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby the hanging monkey » 10 Jul 2012, 10:51

You love it, you slag.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Limpin' Jez McKenzie » 10 Jul 2012, 11:05

I admire Nigella's first book, but I would rather wake up next to Kylie.
I kept thinking "swim as far as you can, swim as far as you can".
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Goat Boy » 10 Jul 2012, 14:27

Minnie the Minx wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:Image


she looks nice in both of those.


I think so too. I posted the pic in response to Moddies post.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Limpin' Jez McKenzie » 10 Jul 2012, 14:39

Goat Boy wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:Image


she looks nice in both of those.


I think so too. I posted the pic in response to Moddies post.


In theone on the right she looks like a prop forward.
I kept thinking "swim as far as you can, swim as far as you can".
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Minnie the Minx » 10 Jul 2012, 14:46

She looks an average female shape.
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby the hanging monkey » 10 Jul 2012, 14:47

She's got massive knockers for a prop forward.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Insouciant Western People » 10 Jul 2012, 15:56

Nigella has the crazy eyes. Brr.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby atomic loonybin » 10 Jul 2012, 16:01



Oh my.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Limpin' Jez McKenzie » 10 Jul 2012, 16:05

the hanging monkey wrote:She's got massive knockers for a prop forward.


Put this lad in a black dress?


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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Diamond Dog » 10 Jul 2012, 16:48

Siren wrote:
the hanging monkey wrote:She's got massive knockers for a prop forward.


Put this lad in a black dress?


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