The British Monarchy
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The British Monarchy
The Queen is to celebrate the 60th anniversary of her accession to the Throne next month. Although it would be foolish to think that the Monarchy was seriously threatened at any time, it is perhaps doing better in terms of PR with the rest of the population than it has ever done - especially in light of the 90's when the problems with Charles and the death of his wife threatened to really overshadow them.
Liz 2 is 86 and yet looks unflappable, Charles is now happily married with his new wife (who appears to have shrugged off a lot of dislike) and of course we have William and Kate who seem to be the very definition of the hot almost hollywood couple replete with a grand wedding, but one that seems a bit more grounded in real life than the unreality that surrounded Diana. Then there's Harry as well, who is looking more and more like a central part of a remarkable PR offensive that, in a time of the worst economic recession in recent history, seems to be working very well.
What do you think of them? Are you for or against?
I don't really have a problem with them to be honest. I recognise that the utopian ideal is a Britain without an aristocracy and would like that deep down, but short of a very bloody revolution it won't happen in my lifetime. It's calculated that the average cost to the UK taxpayer for the civil list is a whopping 50p a year and whilst the everyday benefits of the Royal Family to me seem negligible, the legacy and powerful history that the royal family have with this island is inextricably entwined, even if they are just a part of a wider European network of noble families.
It's difficult to see what sort of tangible effect a symbolic sovereign and her extended family has, but somehow they remain widely popular. Is it an aftereffect of the centuries of class system?
Liz 2 is 86 and yet looks unflappable, Charles is now happily married with his new wife (who appears to have shrugged off a lot of dislike) and of course we have William and Kate who seem to be the very definition of the hot almost hollywood couple replete with a grand wedding, but one that seems a bit more grounded in real life than the unreality that surrounded Diana. Then there's Harry as well, who is looking more and more like a central part of a remarkable PR offensive that, in a time of the worst economic recession in recent history, seems to be working very well.
What do you think of them? Are you for or against?
I don't really have a problem with them to be honest. I recognise that the utopian ideal is a Britain without an aristocracy and would like that deep down, but short of a very bloody revolution it won't happen in my lifetime. It's calculated that the average cost to the UK taxpayer for the civil list is a whopping 50p a year and whilst the everyday benefits of the Royal Family to me seem negligible, the legacy and powerful history that the royal family have with this island is inextricably entwined, even if they are just a part of a wider European network of noble families.
It's difficult to see what sort of tangible effect a symbolic sovereign and her extended family has, but somehow they remain widely popular. Is it an aftereffect of the centuries of class system?
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I think burning them is far too decent a departure for them.
I'm desperately trying to get out of the country for this Jubilee celebration shit - it really fucking irks me.
I'm desperately trying to get out of the country for this Jubilee celebration shit - it really fucking irks me.
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I'm against the whole thing as a matter of principal obviously. Charlie is a wooly headed fud. If he wasn't a member of the royal family he'd be hanging around bus stops trying to talk to strangers. The Duke of Edinburgh is just awful. I know some people will like him for his candour but he's still an offensive prick. Harry is a the worst kind of smug, toff fuck. The prick would throw something at you then hide behind his minder giggling like a naughty schoolboy whilst flipping you a finger. I would have rejoiced if his mate in the army, 'paki', had accidentally put a bullet in his head. Edward is a waste of cock and balls. Awful, awful cunt. Andrew has that toothy toff face I'd never tire of smashing with a mace. William seems alright. I don't mind him actually and the Queen herself doesn't offend me like the rest.
I'm all for an armed revolution myself. I want to play football with their fucking heads.
I'm all for an armed revolution myself. I want to play football with their fucking heads.
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My views on the matter are well known, and the poll options not severe enough. Although I do think that before slaughtering them a few years of the Sue Townsend solution – making them live on food stamps in a Coventry council estate - might make them understand why someone called Goat Boy wants to play football with their heads.
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C*** LONDON wrote:?
I don't really have a problem with them to be honest. I recognise that the utopian ideal is a Britain without an aristocracy and would like that deep down, but short of a very bloody revolution it won't happen in my lifetime. It's calculated that the average cost to the UK taxpayer for the civil list is a whopping 50p a year and whilst the everyday benefits of the Royal Family to me seem negligible, the legacy and powerful history that the royal family have with this island is inextricably entwined, even if they are just a part of a wider European network of noble families.
I think this is really well put. Obv, in an ideal world, they would have been done away with ( not in a bloodthirsty way, though) but given that it's not an ideal world, I can't get too exorcised about it.
On a more personal level, Princess Anne is patron of the charity that I work for and she seems to do a pretty good job promoting the work we do, and understanding it. I've seen her talk at our national things and she's also visited our office within the last couple of years and spent far longer with us than she was meant to, showing what seemed to be a genuine interest in what we do and how we do it. I think we probably do benefit from having her in this role.
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C*** LONDON wrote: It's calculated that the average cost to the UK taxpayer for the civil list is a whopping 50p a year and whilst the everyday benefits of the Royal Family to me seem negligible
So we're told, but I wonder who does the calculating. Their wealth is obscene.
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TopCat G wrote:C*** LONDON wrote: It's calculated that the average cost to the UK taxpayer for the civil list is a whopping 50p a year and whilst the everyday benefits of the Royal Family to me seem negligible
So we're told, but I wonder who does the calculating. Their wealth is obscene.
It was like the farce of that wedding last year. The month afterwards we were all told retail had picked up because of it - though no one ever quite explained exactly what segment of retail increased. Did we all go and buy a Battenburg cake for breakfast, or suchlike ? - but then, of course, someone pointed out that, in fact, that wasn''t the true picture because we'd all had a day off doing fuck all and that meant we'd actually seen a decrease that month, in reality.
Who gives a fuck anyway. The economic arguments are a crock of horseshit. It's what the fuckers represent that's obscene, not their fucking wealth.
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K wrote:It's not the wealth, it's the land they own!
And continue to buy. They were the biggest investors in property in London throughout the eighties and nineties. So much of their wealth is hidden off-shore as well that it's impossible to know how much they're worth.
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Doesn't the Queen also own all the wild birds in England as well or somesuch? I seem to remember that. Can anyone clarify please?
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TopCat G wrote:K wrote:It's not the wealth, it's the land they own!
And continue to buy. They were the biggest investors in property in London throughout the eighties and nineties. So much of their wealth is hidden off-shore as well that it's impossible to know how much they're worth.
If that's in Luxembourg, it's actually closer to home for them, than it would be here.
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Souphound wrote:Doesn't the Queen also own all the wild birds in England as well or somesuch? I seem to remember that. Can anyone clarify please?
The swans, maybe?
Edit: From wiki answers:
British Common Law contains the notion of Royal Prerogative which includes such important powers as the dissolution of Parliament, calling an election, declaration of war, the awarding of honours and many others.
Under Royal Prerogative, only the Monarch has the power to do these things, although as a constitutional monarch they are almost always done under the advice of the Prime Minister.
There are some historical quirks of this, one of which is that the Monarch owns all wild swans living in open water - of the species called 'mute' swans. Other species of swans, and those owned by individuals are not owned by Her Majesty
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Polishgirl wrote:Souphound wrote:Doesn't the Queen also own all the wild birds in England as well or somesuch? I seem to remember that. Can anyone clarify please?
The swans, maybe?
Edit: From wiki answers:
British Common Law contains the notion of Royal Prerogative which includes such important powers as the dissolution of Parliament, calling an election, declaration of war, the awarding of honours and many others.
Under Royal Prerogative, only the Monarch has the power to do these things, although as a constitutional monarch they are almost always done under the advice of the Prime Minister.
There are some historical quirks of this, one of which is that the Monarch owns all wild swans living in open water - of the species called 'mute' swans. Other species of swans, and those owned by individuals are not owned by Her Majesty
Ta.
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Polishgirl wrote:
There are some historical quirks of this, one of which is that the Monarch owns all wild swans living in open water - of the species called 'mute' swans. Other species of swans, and those owned by individuals are not owned by Her Majesty
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-18003489
If this is the case, given that owners of dangerous dogs that attack are prosecuted, shouldn't we prosecute the queen for the violent and anti-social behaviour of some of our swans?
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Diamond Dog wrote:I think burning them is far too decent a departure for them.
I'm desperately trying to get out of the country for this Jubilee celebration shit - it really fucking irks me.
I'll be in Berlin. But then it struck me that they are German, after all.
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TopCat G wrote:
If this is the case, given that owners of dangerous dogs that attack are prosecuted, shouldn't we prosecute the queen for the violent and anti-social behaviour of some of our swans?
Really G?
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Diamond Dog wrote:I think burning them is far too decent a departure for them.
As the king of BCB, I thought you'd have more tolerance towards their ninny-headed subjects.
In other words, you can relate.
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yomptepi wrote:TopCat G wrote:
If this is the case, given that owners of dangerous dogs that attack are prosecuted, shouldn't we prosecute the queen for the violent and anti-social behaviour of some of our swans?
Really G?
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