Thanks to all who voted for my list. You've proven yourselves to be men of taste and rare vision.
I have something to get off my chest here though. First off to you Mr. Gash:
clive gash wrote:A is more politely consistent but fuck that, B has a little more colour amidst it's bad taste.
You take that shit back. There is nothing polite about my list. My list has impersonated a Nigerian prince on the internet on a Thursday and then told you that you needed penile enhancements on Friday. If you invited my list over for dinner, my list would try to sell drugs to your teenage son and then whisper something inappropriate in your daughter's ear. And when my list hit on your wife (my list always hits on men's wives) you worry about how your wife will respond. My list doesn't floss. My list is the kind of list that will ask you for money and then skip town the net week without paying. My list has mob ties. Nobody knows whether the rumors about my list killing a man with his bare hands are true (they are.)
You were right to fear my list.
You tried not to piss it off but you also knew you couldn't let it continue to spread its corruption. I could tell all this by your chickenshit comments:
Clint Planet wrote:Very close - both have much to recommend them - but B prevails, just.
What you were really saying was:
List A frightens me. B
because I'm a big pussy.
I'm going to visit the desperation of a man being cuckolded in "Am I a Good Man," and then on to the histrionic devotion that lies at the heart of "I Idolize You" all on my way to the final destination: "Tuset Street" where I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I do know there will be horns and a funky organ.
Have fun with your cute little Bass O matic and your fucking Lambchop!