women with big tits

blue sky · Postby **blue sky** » 03 Dec 2011, 21:52

the hanging monkey wrote:
blue sky wrote:
the hanging monkey wrote:So are Fartpants'.

Has he got moobs?

Like you would never believe...

The sexy bitch.

I wonder if he'll let me cop a feel.
I like man tits.

Now that's a lie!

the hanging monkey · Postby **the hanging monkey** » 03 Dec 2011, 21:53

I reckon he will.

You might have to buy him a pint though.

pcqgod · Postby **pcqgod** » 03 Dec 2011, 21:54

Shape and placement are the key.

blue sky · Postby **blue sky** » 03 Dec 2011, 21:55

And a vindaloo I imagine

the hanging monkey · Postby **the hanging monkey** » 03 Dec 2011, 21:56

blue sky wrote:And a vindaloo I imagine

Only on a weekend.

A kebab should suffice on a week night.

blue sky · Postby **blue sky** » 03 Dec 2011, 21:59

the hanging monkey wrote:
blue sky wrote:And a vindaloo I imagine

Only on a weekend.

A kebab should suffice on a week night.

He's a cheap date.
What does he offer for sex or is that too much to ask?

the hanging monkey · Postby **the hanging monkey** » 03 Dec 2011, 22:01

A parmo with extra chilli sauce and he will do absolutely anything you want.

blue sky · Postby **blue sky** » 03 Dec 2011, 22:04

the hanging monkey wrote:A parmo with extra chilli sauce and he will do absolutely anything you want.

Well he won't be going down with chilli round his gob

harvey k-tel · Postby **harvey k-tel** » 03 Dec 2011, 22:07

pcqgod wrote:Shape and placement are the key.

Roundish and somewhat near the chest works for me.

Billy · Postby **Billy** » 03 Dec 2011, 22:16

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
pcqgod wrote:Shape and placement are the key.

Roundish and somewhat near the chest works for me.

One or two?

harvey k-tel · Postby **harvey k-tel** » 03 Dec 2011, 22:17

Billy wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:
pcqgod wrote:Shape and placement are the key.

Roundish and somewhat near the chest works for me.

One or two?

Two milks in my tea, please.

Billy · Postby **Billy** » 03 Dec 2011, 22:21

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
Billy wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:[quote="pcqgod"]Shape and placement are the key.

Roundish and somewhat near the chest works for me.

One or two?

Two milks in my tea, please.[/quote]

One squirt from each, huh?

Incidentally, any one ever had to eat anything made from breastmilk? Hmmm ..... I was conned once ..

quix · Postby **quix** » 03 Dec 2011, 23:01

Billy wrote:
Incidentally, any one ever had to eat anything made from breastmilk? Hmmm ..... I was conned once ..

not made from... but it just tastes like sugar water.

Hugh · Postby **Hugh** » 04 Dec 2011, 00:00

I know Coan is always trying to get us to post more threads to make the board more invigorating but this isn't really the way to go, is it?

der nister · Postby **der nister** » 04 Dec 2011, 05:33

We Wish Hugh A Merry Christmas wrote:I know Coan is always trying to get us to post more threads to make the board more invigorating but this isn't really the way to go, is it?

sometimes its the breast we/he can do

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman · Postby **Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman** » 04 Dec 2011, 10:27

I'm a small tits man meself.

LMG · Postby **LMG** » 04 Dec 2011, 10:33

Nikki Gradual wrote:...they would be in a position to make a similar judgment on the size of my miniscule cock.

James, you must not let these body shape issues get their insidious grip on your self-esteem.

Your manhood is in perfect proportion to the rest of you.

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman · Postby **Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman** » 04 Dec 2011, 10:39

LMG wrote:
Nikki Gradual wrote:...they would be in a position to make a similar judgment on the size of my miniscule cock.

James, you must not let these body shape issues get their insidious grip on your self-esteem.

Your manhood is in perfect proportion to the rest of you.

Belle Lettre · Postby **Belle Lettre** » 04 Dec 2011, 11:08

the hanging monkey wrote:With like, six nipples? Blimey.

Davey the Fat Boy · Postby **Davey the Fat Boy** » 04 Dec 2011, 20:35

pcqgod wrote:Shape and placement are the key.

Proximity and access are the most important attributes to me.

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