worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

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2010 Bizarro cup one of most exciting and well matched cups yet. But like Highlander, there can be only one, and that one is:

BUDDHA B. REX, 2010 Bizarro Cup Champion.

Winning list:

Shut Up - Kelly Osbourne
Bermuda Triangle - Barry Manilow
Hooker Madness - John Travolta
Autobiography - Ashley Simpson
My Sacrifice - Creed
Sometimes When We Touch - Manny Pacquiao
American Woman - Lenny Kravitz
Barbie Girl - Aqua
Splish Splash- Peter Criss
Easy Lover - Phillip Bailey and Phil Collins
The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - The Cheeky Girls
Lewd, Crued, and Tatooed - Motley Crue
Oklahoma Nights-Troy Aikman
I Wanna Sex U Up - Color Me Badd
Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby
When The Children Cry - White Lion
Suspicious Minds - Gareth
Thong Song - Sisqo
For All Time - Catherine Zeta Jones
The Millenium Prayer - Cliff Richard

[Ghost of Harry Smith]

Of all the drek* that I had to listen to working in record shops in the late 80s/early 90s, THIS was the one that made me feel like a wounded animal with a paw caught in a steel trap, contemplating chewing through my own limb just to get away...


That chorus is so out of tune!

* 'Cotton Eyed Joe' comes pretty damn close but.

[Molony]

I fucking love 'Easy Lover'. Great tune. Shows you what I know.

[Neige]

It's still My Hump

[Deebank]

That shitty Pink song about losing her boyfriend and starting a fight...

Not to beat a dead horse, but I think that applies to all of Pink's songs. She's a cottage industry of self-inflicted sadness with carefully placed cussy words.

This counts as two nominations John... You know what to do...

[Loki]

It's still My Humps

This is probably correct. Hard to find a worse tune.

[The Red Heifer]

That shitty Pink song about losing her boyfriend and starting a fight...

Not to beat a dead horse, but I think that applies to all of Pink's songs. She's a cottage industry of self-inflicted sadness with carefully placed cussy words.

This counts as two nominations John... You know what to do...

I'll stand up for Pink here, she does vunerable really well. "Who Knew" is an absolute fucking cracker of a song. "So What" is pretty dodge, mind.

Oh I had completely forgotten about that Stevie B song for 20 fucking years until now, thanks a fucking bunch GOHS I vote for it too, sheesh.

[Bungo the Mungo]

That shitty Pink song about losing her boyfriend and starting a fight...

Not to beat a dead horse, but I think that applies to all of Pink's songs. She's a cottage industry of self-inflicted sadness with carefully placed cussy words.

This counts as two nominations John... You know what to do...

OK! but what's the name of this terrible song?

[Deebank]

OK! but what's the name of this terrible song?

I haven't a clue... it's the one that goes na na na na na na na, na na na na na na...

Anyone know? Pink, shit song, she's gonna start a fight!?

[Bungo the Mungo]

Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?

[Goat Boy]

It's called So What.


A tribute to Miles Davis I presume.

[copehead]

Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?

We love that on my boat we dance around singing it.

So in it goes, anything that gets a load of seismic scum dancing must be bad.

So add that one that goes:

heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy hey baby

ooh aah

I want to knooowowowowowo

etc

[Deebank]

It's called So What.


A tribute to Miles Davis I presume.

Tribute to Freddie Davis more like... arf!

Freddie Davies, yesterday.

[Deebank]

Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?

We love that on my boat we dance around singing it.

So in it goes, anything that gets a load of seismic scum dancing must be bad.

So add that one that goes:

heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy hey baby

ooh aah

I want to knooowowowowowo

etc

In the olden days it was rum, sodomy and the lash... I know which I'd prefer

[The Red Heifer]

Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?

We love that on my boat we dance around singing it.

So in it goes, anything that gets a load of seismic scum dancing must be bad.

So add that one that goes:

heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy hey baby

ooh aah

I want to knooowowowowowo

etc

I sang that on karaoke at my sisters wedding. Stellar effort too

[Bungo the Mungo]

BUMP

[Tapiocahead]

Go on then..

[Tapiocahead]

Candles in a video are never a good sign

[Polishgirl]

Candles in a video are never a good sign

there are candles in Madonna's "Like A Prayer" vid, aren't there? And that's an ace song....

Anyway, I'm panicking now; deadlines always spur me into action....has anybody nominated this yet?

[Jeff K]

Candles in a video are never a good sign

there are candles in Madonna's "Like A Prayer" vid, aren't there? And that's an ace song....

Anyway, I'm panicking now; deadlines always spur me into action....has anybody nominated this yet?

I almost thought that was Sarah McLachlan at first.