Music Clerihews
- Diamond Dog
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- Diamond Dog
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- Diamond Dog
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Re: Music Clerihews
Delay the gig, oh fucking outrage!
Breaking the finger of Jimmy Page,
Is such a pisser, that's for sure,
Maybe he crushed it in through the out door?
Breaking the finger of Jimmy Page,
Is such a pisser, that's for sure,
Maybe he crushed it in through the out door?
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Re: Music Clerihews
Sureshot
Former teen idols who've all gone to pot
With their current physiques, all doughy and mushy
Do they have enough residual hotness to score some middle-aged pussy?
Former teen idols who've all gone to pot
With their current physiques, all doughy and mushy
Do they have enough residual hotness to score some middle-aged pussy?
Jimbo wrote:I guess I am over Graham Nash's politics. Hopelessly naive by the standards I've molded for myself these days.
- king feeb
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Re: Music Clerihews
"Free download by Jesse Malin"
I hear soft rock mediocrity calling
His Paul Simon cover can cause mental scars
I'd rather download an epidemic of SARS
I hear soft rock mediocrity calling
His Paul Simon cover can cause mental scars
I'd rather download an epidemic of SARS
You'd pay big bucks to know what you really think.
- king feeb
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Re: Music Clerihews
Miley Cyrus
Teen popsinger and our next cultural virus
Her dad is country star Billy Ray
Turds run in that family, that's what I'd say
Teen popsinger and our next cultural virus
Her dad is country star Billy Ray
Turds run in that family, that's what I'd say
You'd pay big bucks to know what you really think.
- the hesitant weasel
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Re: Music Clerihews
Pawn hearts the highest rater
Hammils old cheese grater
will never visit 'Later'
Van Der graff Generator.
Hammils old cheese grater
will never visit 'Later'
Van Der graff Generator.
' Tweaking the nose of pomposity since 1964'
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- king feeb
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Re: Music Clerihews
Have you heard that new band Hinder?
They make any music lover wanna jump out the winder
Rolling Stone says they're the next Bono Vox
So you know that they really suck miles of cocks
They make any music lover wanna jump out the winder
Rolling Stone says they're the next Bono Vox
So you know that they really suck miles of cocks
You'd pay big bucks to know what you really think.
- king feeb
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Re: Music Clerihews
Madonna and Justin Timberlake
Their new duet is a dull, hookless mistake
Four minutes of crap in search of a concept video
Madge thinks it's "bueno", but I'd call it "hideo"
Their new duet is a dull, hookless mistake
Four minutes of crap in search of a concept video
Madge thinks it's "bueno", but I'd call it "hideo"
You'd pay big bucks to know what you really think.
- king feeb
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Re: Music Clerihews
Guess who's back: Counting Crows
Nobody cares. It's 08, you homos!
The frontperson sounds like Van Morrison's rear
And he used to wear dreadlocks he purchased at Sears
Nobody cares. It's 08, you homos!
The frontperson sounds like Van Morrison's rear
And he used to wear dreadlocks he purchased at Sears
You'd pay big bucks to know what you really think.