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Postby Marquis de Scarborough » 18 Dec 2005, 08:32

At the JU last night Pete was taking stick with good humour. I don't think he could quite believe that they'd been stuffed quite so badly at home, after getting some better results away recently.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 18 Dec 2005, 14:44

Marquis De Scarborough wrote:At the JU last night Pete was taking stick with good humour. I don't think he could quite believe that they'd been stuffed quite so badly at home, after getting some better results away recently.


I'm wondering hot we can get (deserved) draws against Chelsea & Man Utd recently, yet lose at home to West Ham, lose 3-0 to West Brom and
4-0 at home to Bolton. There's a need to see why the players only want to play the 'glamour' games, very quickly.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 18 Dec 2005, 21:06

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Postby -- » 19 Dec 2005, 12:59

You mean you have something to say about your OWN club???

:shock: :shock:

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Postby -- » 19 Dec 2005, 13:39

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... efault.stm

You have to laugh, really, don't you?

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Postby Diamond Dog » 19 Dec 2005, 14:08

Iam wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/table/default.stm

You have to laugh, really, don't you?

;)


Yes you do. Especially at the fact that the club lying second spent more on one of our players than we have on our whole squad... and may get lucky and win the League Cup this season. Or the FA Cup. They sure as hell ain't winning nothing else. Like last season.

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Postby -- » 19 Dec 2005, 14:45

I suppose when you're 16th every year, you have to take any small victories that you can.

Or you could just become a closet Chelsea fan, apparently...

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Postby Diamond Dog » 19 Dec 2005, 14:51

Iam wrote:I suppose when you're 16th every year, you have to take any small victories that you can.

Or you could just become a closet Chelsea fan, apparently...

:mrgreen:


We finished one place below you last season, dunderhead.

Who's a closet Chelsea fan? Yet again, we have half truths and dodgy innuendos from you.

Saves facing up to the truth, I suppose. As Lennon said "The dream is over". United are finished.

You have to laugh, don't ya? :lol:
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Postby -- » 19 Dec 2005, 15:20

Diamond Dog wrote:Who's a closet Chelsea fan? Yet again, we have half truths and dodgy innuendos from you.

You have to laugh, don't ya? :lol:


At you?

Always.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 19 Dec 2005, 15:22

Iam wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:Who's a closet Chelsea fan? Yet again, we have half truths and dodgy innuendos from you.

You have to laugh, don't ya? :lol:


At you?

Always.



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Postby Diamond Dog » 19 Dec 2005, 15:30

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He's more chance of winning trophies now.
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Postby -- » 19 Dec 2005, 15:37

Oh, wow, that's like a dagger in my soul.

However will I cope?

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Was that 2nd or 4th, do you remember?

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Postby Diamond Dog » 19 Dec 2005, 15:45

As Rooney said to Ronaldo:

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:mrgreen:

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Postby -- » 26 Dec 2005, 20:49

Four more, eh?

Where's those Everton fans gone...

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Postby Grollope » 26 Dec 2005, 20:59

Iam wrote:Four more, eh?

Where's those Everton fans gone...

:mrgreen:


You think they're scarse now - wait until the 28th when it's the derby game.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 26 Dec 2005, 21:32

And you can get to fuck Grollope, you poisonous little turd.

Actually, second half was abysmal. And, unlike so many fans of so mny other clubs on here, I'll admit they deserved to lose the way they did on the second half performance.

However, the first 'goal' (and you have to use the word advisedly) was beyond words. If the ref - who had as good a sight of it as anyone on the pitch- can not see that that's handball, it throws up only three options:
a) He didn't think it was deliberate,
b) He didn't see it, or
c) He didn't have the guts to give it.

If it's a) I'd ask why he thought Baros jumped with both hands above his head and clearly controlled the ball with one to set up the goal scoring opportunity.
If it's b) he needs to register as blind and get use to his new labrador pet.
If it's c) He's a disgrace to the game and should be taken to task for it.

Whatever, he shouldn't be allowed to referee another match in his life, because any of the three options above render him unable to command any further respect at any level of any game, full stop.

Any of the funny guys who want to argue the point about the first goal want to come back and prove me wrong, please do so.
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Postby -- » 26 Dec 2005, 21:35

I haven't seen it yet, Pete.

I'll let you know after MOTD...

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Postby Diamond Dog » 26 Dec 2005, 21:38

Iam wrote:I haven't seen it yet, Pete.

I'll let you know after MOTD...


You won't believe your eyes Adam. That fucker Riley had the clearest view in the whole stadium of the most blatant handball you'll see all season - and just chose to ignore it. He isn't incompetent - he is a spineless, cheating cunt. Abysmal.
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