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Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 01 Dec 2008, 13:23
by Samoan
Betty Denim wrote:Samoan wrote:Coats aside , who's the slim bloke in the horizontal stripes and glasses ? Is that Mr Denim ?
He's mighty easy on the eye !
Yeah.
for you !
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 01 Dec 2008, 15:48
by Walk In My Shadow
Betty Denim wrote:Sir John Coan wrote:Django! where d'y'get your coat?
What's wrong with my coat?
There's absolutely totally nothing wrong with yer coat!
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 01 Dec 2008, 16:49
by Minnie the Minx
Betty Denim wrote:Sir John Coan wrote:Django! where d'y'get your coat?
What's wrong with my coat?
Yeah, and how come nobody has gone cock a hoop over my
hat??
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 01 Dec 2008, 17:02
by harvey k-tel
Minnie the Mincepie wrote:Betty Denim wrote:Sir John Coan wrote:Django! where d'y'get your coat?
What's wrong with my coat?
Yeah, and how come nobody has gone cock a hoop over my
hat??
Which? This one?
It seems to be weighing your head down a bit.
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 01 Dec 2008, 19:14
by Jumper k
Harvey K-Tel wrote:Which? This one?
It seems to be weighing your head down a bit.
Are you going to Paris Harv? See you there.
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 01 Dec 2008, 19:20
by harvey k-tel
It's nice of you to offer, Frank, but I've already got a hat.
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 01 Dec 2008, 21:05
by Jumper k
Harvey K-Tel wrote::D
It's nice of you to offer, Frank, but I've already got a hat.
Yes an ass one John.
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 03 Dec 2008, 02:08
by The Slider
I wish I'd gone.
3 of the 4 most gorgeous women alive? in the same room?
actually it is a good job I didn't.
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 03 Dec 2008, 06:28
by K
The Sleighder wrote:I wish I'd gone.
3 of the 4 most gorgeous women alive? in the same room?
actually it is a good job I didn't.
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 02 Feb 2017, 11:15
by clive gash
Minnie Cheddars wrote:Diamond Dog wrote:
Getting a bit worried?
Oh for christ sake
I AM SURE YOUR COLLECTIVE PENI ARE ENORMOUSNow go and put your kids to bed. Some of you are fathers, for crying out loud.
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 02 Feb 2017, 11:18
by Diamond Dog
clive gash wrote:...is not what this is, rather a chance for me to draw a line under your unpleasantness as it seems it's BCB disrupting. I assumed that the lack of interest in our game (other than from the chip-chipping of your my cronies) was down to its lack of universal appeal (and perhaps tacit approval for my de-bagging of you).
In the spirit of good sport I will, after this poisonous thread, desist from pointing out your many inconsistencies for the sake of BCB peace.
Of course my announcement may further rile you, it is you after all Peter, but I will not react. That also goes for the insignificant mewlings of your wingman, I forget his name now, bald chap.
Perhaps you'll use this freedom from butthurt to unleash your fave accusations/conspiracies without reply. How about your thing about aliases (who Peter, who? Name names), or 'skopegate (Peter you denied any involvement before the thought had crossed anyone else's mind. That my cronies delighted in your vain attempt to grasp for BCB glory and prodded you until you squealed, well, the svengali-ing behind that was bloody complicated) or telling people to GROW THE FUCK UP (and then challenging your opponent to chat football as immutable proof of maturity I suppose). Even the mummy's nipples stuff, highly amusing.
Thanks to those who understood the sniggering fun behind my sports, having a giggle with language and form, baiting the dim into announcements and behaviour so hypocritical even the fellows behind the Kissinger Nobel Prize looked askance.
I hope many of the BCB diaspora, bullied off the boards by Peter or simply sick of his belligerence towards others, may return. I'll be where I always am, BCB proud and erect, on my high horse, in my ivory tower, next to my glass house, shouting "Peter" and, as his gormless gob a-gapes, I'll spray my sweet piss all over his upturned face. Figuratively speaking of course, in reality that'll happen, as it has for months, via PMs to my cronies.
Xx
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 03 Feb 2017, 03:47
by Minnie the Minx
Minnie Cheddars wrote:The Smamfy wrote:Spenny wrote:What's with all this "threat" business, anyhow? I am merely intending to offer to buy Betty & Letters a drink and ask them why they behaved the way they did?.
Spenny wrote:I'll slit your fuckin' throat and shit down your neck that night, you cunt.
Hmmm, nice.
In all fairness the San Francisco JU was a bit like this. Toomanyhatz stubbed his cigarette out on sloops wife, and thus enraged, sloop took the lukewarm enchiladas and inserted them sideways up hatz' rectum, before shitting in it.
Meanwhile, toomanypillowz and I slid our razorblades from underneath our ballet pumps and whilst Nick Lowe strummed, we carved our gang names on each others sorry asses.
When sloop had finished shitting in toomanyhatz' rectum, he sewed it shut with some piano wire.
Ouchee.
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 03 Feb 2017, 04:03
by Minnie the Minx
What a great night that JU was.
I miss everyone so much.
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 03 Feb 2017, 04:10
by Minnie the Minx
Nearly ten bastard years ago!
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 03 Feb 2017, 07:08
by Belle Lettre
That was quite a read
I'd only just joined then. Had no idea who anyone was..
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 13 Feb 2017, 19:07
by sloopjohnc
Minnie Cheddars wrote:Minnie Cheddars wrote:The Smamfy wrote:
Hmmm, nice.
In all fairness the San Francisco JU was a bit like this. Toomanyhatz stubbed his cigarette out on sloops wife, and thus enraged, sloop took the lukewarm enchiladas and inserted them sideways up hatz' rectum, before shitting in it.
Meanwhile, toomanypillowz and I slid our razorblades from underneath our ballet pumps and whilst Nick Lowe strummed, we carved our gang names on each others sorry asses.
When sloop had finished shitting in toomanyhatz' rectum, he sewed it shut with some piano wire.
Ouchee.
If only it had been that exciting.
Re: Manchester Winter Jolly Up - Nov 29th
Posted: 01 Apr 2017, 16:50
by Six String
Oh it was.....