The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Neil Jung » 08 Apr 2012, 15:26

What happened to Snowdog?
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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby The Fish » 08 Apr 2012, 18:35

Well the doyens very graciously allowed me to breathe their air and a splendid evening ensued.

I can of course recall nothing, except some vague memories of trying to persuade The Slider that Townes Van Zandt was of more worth than Genesis which I pretty soon decided was futile and I should just let him wallow in his ignorance.

The Slider of course won the namedropping prize for the night with his "yes, I was discussing this with Julie Burchill recently"
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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Toby » 08 Apr 2012, 19:30

Thats a euphemism for having a shit.

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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby yomptepi » 08 Apr 2012, 20:23

Thanks for organisng it Toby. It was a really nice afternoon and evening.
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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby LMG » 08 Apr 2012, 23:12

C*** LONDON wrote:I've booked the function room at the Blue Posts for Easter Saturday April 7th from 1pm onwards.

I don't what it is about all this organising kerfuffle that people talk about, but that was done in 30 seconds flat.


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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Huw » 09 Apr 2012, 07:11

Diamond Dog wrote:
Anyone else remember my proposed avatar for people that have asked to have their account deleted?!


I seem to recall that your idea was to put a flashing message across the persons avatar along the line of 'I'm a flouncing wanker' and leave it there a week before deleting the account. I think this is a good idea and go along with this proposal as:

(a) It gives everyone a laugh.
(b) Gives the flouncer a week to reconsider their decision.

However I think your suggestion to attach electrodes to the flouncers nipples is somewhat heavy handed.

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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Huw » 09 Apr 2012, 07:14

The Fish wrote:The doyens very graciously allowed me to breathe their air and a splendid evening ensued.


The pleasure was all ours..........

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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Diamond Dog » 09 Apr 2012, 09:24

Huw wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:
Anyone else remember my proposed avatar for people that have asked to have their account deleted?!


I seem to recall that your idea was to put a flashing message across the persons avatar along the line of 'I'm a flouncing wanker' and leave it there a week before deleting the account. I think this is a good idea and go along with this proposal as:

(a) It gives everyone a laugh.
(b) Gives the flouncer a week to reconsider their decision.

However I think your suggestion to attach electrodes to the flouncers nipples is somewhat heavy handed.


:lol: I'm glad, that's pretty much what I recall!
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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby LMG » 09 Apr 2012, 10:32

Huw wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:
However I think your suggestion to attach electrodes to the flouncers nipples is somewhat heavy handed.


Might there be an initiative to do this to non-flouncers? Just asking.
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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Huw » 09 Apr 2012, 10:42

LMG wrote:
Huw wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:
However I think your suggestion to attach electrodes to the flouncers nipples is somewhat heavy handed.


Might there be an initiative to do this to non-flouncers? Just asking.


Actually, you have a valid point there Chris!!.

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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 09 Apr 2012, 13:53

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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Huw » 10 Apr 2012, 07:52

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Obviously overwhelmed to be at yet another London JU......

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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Huw » 10 Apr 2012, 07:54

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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Corporate whore » 10 Apr 2012, 15:34

Christ - more like a misery-up then a jolly up.

No ladies present then??
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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby The Slider » 10 Apr 2012, 15:46

Ladies?
Are you soft?
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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Conrad Knight Socks » 10 Apr 2012, 16:35

a lot of beards.
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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Belle Lettre » 10 Apr 2012, 19:10

The Slider wrote:Ladies?
Are you soft?


I'm sure you were :D
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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Huw » 11 Apr 2012, 05:36

The Mojo Elite wrote:
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This picture should come with a government health warning.

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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Corporate whore » 11 Apr 2012, 09:12

Huw wrote:
The Mojo Elite wrote:
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This picture should come with a government health warning.


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Re: The Great Big London Jolly Up - April 7th

Postby Conrad Knight Socks » 11 Apr 2012, 11:43

Corporate whore wrote:
Huw wrote:
The Mojo Elite wrote:
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This picture should come with a government health warning.


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I kept thinking "swim as far as you can, swim as far as you can".