Wadjaget from Secret Santa?

[Goat Boy]

Since this is the first night of Hanuka I opened my package and I got some great stuff! Thanks Santa.

Cool!

The Profanisaurus is HILARIOUS.

[Deebank]

I love the cross-cultural melange of a Jewish Yank in Tokyo reading about the various assorted regional profanities of the UK

What's the other thing (book?) you got Jimbo?

[Walk In My Shadow]

But no watch?

[Johnny Fartpants]

The Profanisaurus is HILARIOUS.

Indeed. Look up "Hello, Cleveland!"

Funny, yes, but below that is helmetdale - a strong-smelling, mature knob cheese.

It is indeed a fine publication. One of my favourites is "Jason Donovan moment" - to give oral sex to a less than attractive lady with an unkempt fanny. Named after the former Neighbours star in his role in Joseph and His Technicolour Dreamcoat ... I closed my eyes, drew back the curtains, AAARR-AA-AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH"

[Muskrat]

[Sambient]

I'm wanting to open mine early.
I had the kind of day that makes me want a treat.

[Neige]

I'm wanting to open mine early.
I had the kind of day that makes me want a treat.

Mine hasn't arrived yet, so at least I'm not tempted!

[savoirefaire]

A book on the history of New Zealand song and a card. Thanks SS.

[Quaco]

I suppose I'm the only person who keeps see that as "wad gadget"?

[Billybob Dylan]

My boss also gave me a present yesterday. I wasn't planning on getting her anything this year! So I peeked inside to see what it was--60-minute massage someplace nice--so I'll be hitting the shops this weekend.

Well, at least this story has a happy ending. Or it will have. If you're lucky

[harvey k-tel]

Bastard!













(you're welcome.)

[doctorlouie]

OK, I opened my gift. I got a very nice card, some maple sugar sweets, a pair of Japanese toed socks, three Toronto fridge magnets, a Toronto street atlas and a disc of personally selected music which I am about to play.

Is that it? Thanks a fucking bunch, Secret Santa.














(Cheers, John! Very thoughtful prezzies - I look forward to using the Toronto map one day!)

Is there a track by The Dickens? There usually is.

[harvey k-tel]

OK, I opened my gift. I got a very nice card, some maple sugar sweets, a pair of Japanese toed socks, three Toronto fridge magnets, a Toronto street atlas and a disc of personally selected music which I am about to play.

Is that it? Thanks a fucking bunch, Secret Santa.














(Cheers, John! Very thoughtful prezzies - I look forward to using the Toronto map one day!)

Is there a track by The Dickens? There usually is.

Not this time.

[Nikki Gradual]

OK, I opened my gift. I got a very nice card, some maple sugar sweets, a pair of Japanese toed socks, three Toronto fridge magnets, a Toronto street atlas and a disc of personally selected music which I am about to play.

Is that it? Thanks a fucking bunch, Secret Santa.














(Cheers, John! Very thoughtful prezzies - I look forward to using the Toronto map one day!)

Is there a track by The Dickens? There usually is.

I'd have thought Santa's Arch Enemy God would have been more appropriate.

[harvey k-tel]

Is there a track by The Dickens? There usually is.

Not this time.

I must admit, beads of sweat broke out on my forehead as I opened the case.

Say, do you even have one of our cd's? I'll send you one!

[Belle Lettre]

Damn! Arrived at my parents and realised I've left the gift at home. I will report back on Boxing Day evening.

[The Red Heifer]

I've opened mine, and it seems to be a little Scottish sample pack! A dvd of Frankie Boyle live, a packet of Scottish Tablets (which I assume is confectionary rather than something big and medicinal), a CD from the Red Hot Chilli Pipers, and a itty bitty bottle of Old Pulteney! The non-Scottish componenets are an itty bitty bottle of Absinthe (which, to be honest, scares the shit out of me ) and a Christmas comp, which will get a firing up this afternoon.

Thanks very much Santa, an amazing gift