Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Spenny » 01 Nov 2008, 11:37

I feel like i've been banned from Ancoats for the night. Not a bad thing i guess.

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Drama Queenie » 01 Nov 2008, 11:51

Spenny wrote:
Betty Denim wrote:THIS is what you want defend? Is it? Everyone? Really?

Yak Yak Yak.

Shut up.


Betty Denim wrote:Fuck off you thick pig-ugly cunt.

Spenny wrote:Spoken like a true lady.


'Cunt' has been cleared for female use ever since the great Mojo wars. Where have you been?

As for whether you're pig-ugly or not...well that's a subjective opinion of course.
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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Drama Queenie » 01 Nov 2008, 11:57

Nikki Gradual wrote:I think you should all go. I have forgotten the amount of times that deadly board enemies have turned up at jolly-ups or mini-meets in real life and departed as the best of friends once their real personalities and tones are out in the open (the written word being so open to misinterpretation). In fact I can think of only one person since the Mojo days who turned up at one and it didn't work out and even then there was no actual nastiness on the day and no one was intimidated or unhappy. And we have all learned to tolerate Griff now anyway.


Bro, I'll have you know that I still fully intend to pour a pint of beer over DDs head just as soon as I manage to make it to a jolly up!

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Spenny » 01 Nov 2008, 12:00

What i'm struggling to get my head round here, is that Betty & RLC or whatever he's called, feel it's perfectly acceptable to insult me over the internet, but Betty, and i'm assuming that other cock, would be too afraid to say it to my face. I speak to people on the internet just as i would to their faces.

Pair of cowardly bullies.

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Oscar » 01 Nov 2008, 12:24

Spenny wrote:You're actually scared of coming to Manchester because you fear i may attack you or something? That is so insulting.
She'd kick your puny fucking arse, you big puff. I imagine she's more worried about the consequences of putting you in a hospital bed.

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Oscar » 01 Nov 2008, 12:36

Nikki Gradual wrote:And we have all learned to tolerate Griff now anyway.
That's a libellous generalisation.

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Seymore Porn » 01 Nov 2008, 12:42

Oscar wrote:
Nikki Gradual wrote:And we have all learned to tolerate Griff now anyway.
That's a libellous generalisation.

Fuck off you useless southern Jessie, back to the make believe world where Mojoites cower from your wrath.
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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Spenny » 01 Nov 2008, 12:44

Oscar wrote:
Spenny wrote:You're actually scared of coming to Manchester because you fear i may attack you or something? That is so insulting.
She'd kick your puny fucking arse, you big puff. I imagine she's more worried about the consequences of putting you in a hospital bed.

And you can fuck off, you big Yorkshire twat.

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby The Prof » 01 Nov 2008, 12:45

Blimey! We haven't had a t'do like this for a while. Insults, tears and more insults. Makes me nostalgic for the old Mojo site 6 years ago.

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Oscar » 01 Nov 2008, 12:49

I don't know whether it's the sight of their flapping silver bodies as I haul them from the water or the satisfaction of securing them in my holding net that gives me the biggest thrill. Either way, I'm using some mighty powerful bait today.

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby The Modernist » 01 Nov 2008, 12:53

Spenny wrote:What i'm struggling to get my head round here, is that Betty & RLC or whatever he's called, feel it's perfectly acceptable to insult me over the internet, but Betty, and i'm assuming that other cock, would be too afraid to say it to my face. I speak to people on the internet just as i would to their faces.

Pair of cowardly bullies.


Don't play the victim too much, you did incite all this -remember. I accept you've apologised and now we should all move on.

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby jude » 01 Nov 2008, 12:55

The Prof wrote:Blimey! We haven't had a t'do like this for a while. Insults, tears and more insults. Makes me nostalgic for the old Mojo site 6 years ago.
It's nailed on for classic threads now!
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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Samoan » 01 Nov 2008, 12:56

Spenny wrote:

Betty, you have my word that i will be about 8 miles from Ancoats, where the pub is, on the night of the jolly up. Honest. Now please go and enjoy yourself.


Would you then kindly amend your Manchester Jolly-Up post at 09.57 hours today ?
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby The Prof » 01 Nov 2008, 12:58

Jude wrote:
The Prof wrote:Blimey! We haven't had a t'do like this for a while. Insults, tears and more insults. Makes me nostalgic for the old Mojo site 6 years ago.
It's nailed on for classic threads now!



6 years though.

There's children who have passed from kids at Infant School to adults in the Sixth Form in the time we've been arguing shit and insulting each other on the internet.

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby The Prof » 01 Nov 2008, 13:00

Kid P wrote:DJs have lost their jobs


I'd heard a rumor

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby La Denim » 01 Nov 2008, 13:02

Kid P wrote:DJs have lost their jobs


:lol:

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Spenny » 01 Nov 2008, 13:05

Modernist The Duck! wrote:
Spenny wrote:What i'm struggling to get my head round here, is that Betty & RLC or whatever he's called, feel it's perfectly acceptable to insult me over the internet, but Betty, and i'm assuming that other cock, would be too afraid to say it to my face. I speak to people on the internet just as i would to their faces.

Pair of cowardly bullies.


Don't play the victim too much, you did incite all this -remember. I accept you've apologised and now we should all move on.

Who's playing the victim? Not me. And if i incited it by using the term "slapper", that's a pretty piss poor argument.

I thought Betty's post about being in tears 'cos she couldn't go to some fuckin' piss up struck me that she was playing the victim.

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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Insouciant Western People » 01 Nov 2008, 13:15

Do you think we could perhaps leave this alone now people ?

It's not doing anyone any good, and people who I like on all sides of the debate are getting genuinely upset by it. If it was in a pub somebody would have been thumped by now. Surely that's not what we're about ?
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Re: Ross & Brand possibly to face prosecution

Postby Oscar » 01 Nov 2008, 13:31

Nick wrote:Do you think we could perhaps leave this alone now people ?

It's not doing anyone any good, and people who I like on all sides of the debate are getting genuinely upset by it. If it was in a pub somebody would have been thumped by now. Surely that's not what we're about ?


Firstly, it's sometimes better to work through differences rather than shelve them where they tend to fester and return. I think closure needs to be reached by all parties involved. Some kind of treaty needs to be agreed.

Secondly. It depends which pub you go to. I'm sure there are pubs where a good old scrap would have been on the cards but there are other pubs where the landlord would have told everyone involved to either grow up or fuck off home.

Thirdly, I feel we should at least aim for 30 pages on this one.


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