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Postby Snowdog » 21 Jun 2007, 16:33

The Empire Strike's Back. Stormtroopers down tools for better pay & conditions.

The Third, Man. Kaiser Chiefs head to Vienna to work on difficult next album.

Fiddler! On the roof. Pedophiles meet with gruesome deaths at the hands of vigilantes.
"Elements of the past & future, combining to make something not quite as good as either."

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Postby Minnie the Minx » 21 Jun 2007, 16:38

(inspired thread!) :lol:

Saturday Night. Fever. Travolta looks glumly at the thermometer and decides to stay in with a Lemsip
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Postby Molony » 21 Jun 2007, 16:53

'Withnaila 'n' Di' (cheating, I know, but this is about two women finding themselves on a motorbike journey across Cumbria)
God, Father! (hilarious rom-com where religious father prevents two young lovebirds from 'getting it on' - stars Ben Stiller...)
'The Blues, Brothers' (yep, it's all about the blues)
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Postby jimjim » 21 Jun 2007, 16:55

Raging? Bull! De Niro learns to conquer his pent-up, violent side by doing Zen. With hilarious consequences.

The Last Picture? Show! Story of the photographers who papped princess Diana and the circulation-mad editors who wanted more!

Greg: Ory's Girl A new take on Ed Wood's 'Glen or Glenda' set in Glasgow where Mr & Mrs Ory face the prosect of their son's new girlfriend and her past.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 Jun 2007, 16:57

The God? Father. Ford Coppola's violent paean to his Dad.
Nicotine, valium, vicadin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol -
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 21 Jun 2007, 17:02

Easy, Rider! Traffic control cops in a sleepy Hampshire village take on the Hells Angel contingent- with hilarious consequences

Yell 'ow, submarine!' A diver in Russian waters explains about his life dodging underwater armoury - with hilarious consequences

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Postby Snowdog » 21 Jun 2007, 17:03

A pollo 13. Spanish chicken farmer is astonished when one of his prize birds starts receiving fan mail.
"Elements of the past & future, combining to make something not quite as good as either."

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Postby Billybob Dylan » 21 Jun 2007, 17:13

Doctor Zhiva. Go! A Russian GP is struck off the medical register.
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Postby Billybob Dylan » 21 Jun 2007, 17:15

If we could change a letter instead of the punctuation, I could nominate The Jizz Singer.

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Postby Insouciant Western People » 21 Jun 2007, 17:18

Dr Shiva, Go The story of a hapless Indian medic who keeps getting sacked


Lord O Fwar ! Adaptation of a Jane Austen novel in which a young woman finds herself uncontrollably attracted to a local aristocrat
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Postby Insouciant Western People » 21 Jun 2007, 17:18

Billybob Dylan wrote:Doctor Zhiva. Go! A Russian GP is struck off the medical register.


Damn, you gazumped me !
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Postby Snowdog » 21 Jun 2007, 17:25

Rob in hood. DeNiro goes undercover as a chav. Probably with hilarious consequences.
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Postby Billybob Dylan » 21 Jun 2007, 17:26

St. Arwars Biography of the patron saint of interplanetary warfare.

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Postby Billybob Dylan » 21 Jun 2007, 17:28

Chin A Town Jack Nicholson beats up everyone.

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Postby randy_lavanga » 21 Jun 2007, 17:29

No Way! Out! - Kevin Costner discovers little shitebags smoking spliff in the jacks of his pub...

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory - Biopic detailing the life of one of Stevie Nicks former PAs...
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Postby Billybob Dylan » 21 Jun 2007, 17:30

E.T. the Extra-Terre's trial Space alien is up before the judge on a trumped up telephone fraud charge.

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Postby Snowdog » 21 Jun 2007, 17:32

Mad? A gas car? Al Gore's follow up to An Inconvenient Truth.
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 21 Jun 2007, 17:35

The in-form ER Movie cataloguing some of Queen Elizabeths most triumphant overseas visits - with hilarious consequences
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 21 Jun 2007, 17:36

Last tan? Go, in Paris! Terminally ill sun worshipper seeks out European hotspot - with hilarious consequences
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Postby Minnie the Minx » 21 Jun 2007, 17:38

De Tour Bob Marleys' Wailers own account of their recent musical travels - with hilarious consequences
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