Change movie history with punctuation alone.

[geoffcowgill]

P.U. LP Fiction

BCB posters attempt to champion another crap prog album

[Snowdog]

The Adventures of Rob in Hood

Documentary detailing Judas Priest frontman's failed attempt to recruit collaborators for a gansta rap album

Beat you to it.

In 2007.

(Although I admit yours is better.)

Rob in hood. DeNiro goes undercover as a chav. Probably with hilarious consequences.

[geoffcowgill]

Rush? More??!!

After Snowdog manages to get a synch listen of 2112 going, he tries the board's patience with a suggested follow-up of Moving Pictures.

[jimjim]

*bump*

This is still one of the funniest forum threads ever. Please keep it going. I would. But I can't think of anything now.

[jimjim]

This? I Sit

Poor Jacko. Too tired of jigging about on stage at 50, he decides it's time for some rest, a cuppa and a nice macaroon.

[dang65]

Blue Hawa II. Following the huge success of Blue Hawa, there had to be a sequel.

[Nolamike]

Blue Hawa II. Following the huge success of Blue Hawa, there had to be a sequel.

Vi Valas: Veg as...

A documentary about noted postmodern photographer Vi Valas and her recent work, "Veg As...," in which she photographs vegetables taking the place of people who work office jobs, including a carrot secretary, a potato accountant, and a middle-management bell pepper. Will this commentary on the drudgery of modern life and office work be accepted by critics, or will Ms. Valas soon find the "starving artist" label to be a little too accurate?

[Nolamike]

Pee, Ping Tom!

Tom, a golfer so closely associated with his Ping sponsorship deal that he goes by the name "Ping Tom," is faced with an impossible shot from behind a tree on the 18th hole of the Masters; if he makes it, though, golf glory is his. He suddenly has an idea! Nothing in the rulebooks expressly prohibits moving his ball with a powerful stream of urine - which could put him in line for a clear shot to the hole! But Tom hasn't had anything to drink all day... what will happen???

[Nolamike]

The Asp Halt Jungle

In a lost Egyptian jungle, the local population of snakes has gotten out of hand - they keep slithering into one another! The solution? Sammy Snake, a cheerful little critter who has always wanted to be a traffic cop. See what happens the first time he commands a passing snake to "Halt!"

[kath]

zom, bi eland

one antelope's journey of self-discovery through sexual nonconformity.

[tommybanana]

PO IN T BREAK
everyday tales at the post office

[tommybanana]

Fat Al at Traction

Uplifting story of an obese mans recovery from
a fracture.

[Nolamike]

Fat Al at Traction

Uplifting story of an obese mans recovery from
a fracture.

Awesome!

[tommybanana]

Jeez this is addictive.. here's some more....

'K lute - Californian stoner schoolkid aiming to follow in hendrix's footsteps has to adapt to his schools new Elizabethan Music only rule



Van, he'l sing? - ageing Irish soul boy with laryngitis  in will he won't he perform cliffhanger


G.I. G.I.  a  US soldier doesn't mention be is gay and isn't asked

LOL I TA hilarious comedy follows young man who finds his identity in the territorial army

[bobzilla77]

Far, Go!
Yoda tries to get an unruly bunch of ewoks off his lawn.

[bobzilla77]

Bart on Fink
Documentary about the Prince & the Revolution keyobardist, narrated by the Simpsons' first born.

[Nolamike]

Bla: C.K. Swan

Louis C.K. performs in a comedic version of a classic ballet, much to the audience's dismay.

[bobzilla77]

Gethimto The Greek

Zorba's shy cousin.

[John Mc]

Battler o' Yale

He was just a poor boy from the wrong side of town in New Haven, Connecticut, but he fought to study at the most prestigious university in town!

The official Yale website was fuck all use, so

See the 'Battler' in a life and death struggle with Savage Penguins! Rhinos! Zongo, the Killer Oran-utan!

The Battler o' Yale, il est Jean-Pierre Googamooga, il est seul contre tous!

Avec sa petite femme erotique, Kylie-Charlene!

Gasp in horror as Jean-Pierre wrestles the gigantic killer octopus! Watch in admiration as he desperately contests his Photography grades with the insane Prof! Get unduly excited and worked up as he tries to cop off with some dead fit actress that you (probably) wouldn't have a chance in Hell with! Ponder for weeks afterwards at the philosophical depths and profundities of John Mc's script!*

*in conjunction with Alan Smithee Productions. Subtitled.

[dang65]

Art Hur - Cheeky Russell Brand stars in hilarious, Bible-based drunken epic sequel.

The King SS Peach - Oh for fuck's sake. Right. No, wait... Actually, I haven't seen this one yet.

phew, think I got away with it