Pitch a rubbish tv idea
Pitch a rubbish tv idea
Hatch starring Colin Firth.
Douglas Hatch is a store detective for a popular retail branch (to be modelled on Littlewoods). He is a charismatic man whose maverick approach to his work brings him into regular conflicts with floor manager Marjory Williams (Gillian Taylforth). The dark, smouldering side of his nature will be represented by an interest in backgamman.
Episode one: Hatch discovers 2 packs of pillow slips are missing from the bed and linen department. He faces a crisis of conscience when suspicions fall on kindly nun Sister Matthews, a woman for whom Hatch once mowed her lawn as a bobajobbing scout. Will he be able to keep his secret safe from Marjory Williams? Can he avert the hysterical panic of the local parishioners?
To be continued...
Douglas Hatch is a store detective for a popular retail branch (to be modelled on Littlewoods). He is a charismatic man whose maverick approach to his work brings him into regular conflicts with floor manager Marjory Williams (Gillian Taylforth). The dark, smouldering side of his nature will be represented by an interest in backgamman.
Episode one: Hatch discovers 2 packs of pillow slips are missing from the bed and linen department. He faces a crisis of conscience when suspicions fall on kindly nun Sister Matthews, a woman for whom Hatch once mowed her lawn as a bobajobbing scout. Will he be able to keep his secret safe from Marjory Williams? Can he avert the hysterical panic of the local parishioners?
To be continued...
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"It's My Goldfish"
A popular quiz aimed at a family audience. Contestants will face a panel of goldfish lovers and will have to ask them a series of questions about their beloved pets. However there will be a catch! One of the goldfish lovers will simply be an actor lying!
Will they be able to correctly identify the rogue goldfish "lover" before the clock times out? If they do, they can win a luxurious weekend break in a Scottish village of their choice.
This will be a quiz of tension and fear, and will also serve as an important educational tool for the young 'uns as they find out about the unique personalities and lifestyle of the goldfish.
A popular quiz aimed at a family audience. Contestants will face a panel of goldfish lovers and will have to ask them a series of questions about their beloved pets. However there will be a catch! One of the goldfish lovers will simply be an actor lying!
Will they be able to correctly identify the rogue goldfish "lover" before the clock times out? If they do, they can win a luxurious weekend break in a Scottish village of their choice.
This will be a quiz of tension and fear, and will also serve as an important educational tool for the young 'uns as they find out about the unique personalities and lifestyle of the goldfish.
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Mojo All Hours
A group of social misfits from the internet are forced to live with each other for a month without the use of a computer whilst being filmed 24/7. A team of experts from the music world including Cheryl Baker, Chris Moyles and Jeremy Paxman comment of their every move and review their jolly-up CDs.
A group of social misfits from the internet are forced to live with each other for a month without the use of a computer whilst being filmed 24/7. A team of experts from the music world including Cheryl Baker, Chris Moyles and Jeremy Paxman comment of their every move and review their jolly-up CDs.
The Unique Modernist! wrote:Spambuster
Computer expert Jarek Kanichev will sit in front of the computer all day attempting to track down the culprits of unpleasant spam e-mail. This will be a gripping 18 hour live feed, only stopping for when Kanichev needs sleep or a wank.
Brilliant! The perfect viewing for dope-smoking airheads. Of which there are many.
Bitches Brew
A new, exciting reality tv show in which six hopefuls will be thrown in the deep end as they attempt to make cups of tea for a rigorous set of judges posing as customers. They will be helped by expert Alan Titchmarsh as they endeavour to get the tricky balance of achieving that tea flavour.
The winner will achieve the dream job of working in the kitchens of Ye Olde Tea Shoppe in Reigate.
Viewers can interact with this game by choosing special ingredients such as soil or leather which the contestants will have to incorporate into their tea recipes.
A new, exciting reality tv show in which six hopefuls will be thrown in the deep end as they attempt to make cups of tea for a rigorous set of judges posing as customers. They will be helped by expert Alan Titchmarsh as they endeavour to get the tricky balance of achieving that tea flavour.
The winner will achieve the dream job of working in the kitchens of Ye Olde Tea Shoppe in Reigate.
Viewers can interact with this game by choosing special ingredients such as soil or leather which the contestants will have to incorporate into their tea recipes.
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Johnny Fartpants wrote:Real Celebrity Deathmatch
A live action version of the MTV clay-mation series, where real celebrities fight to the death in a boxing ring, utilising whatever tools they can get their hands on.
First up: Damon Albarn v Mike Tyson
You're useless. That's not a rubbish idea, it's a great idea.
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funky_nomad wrote:The O.D.
Pete Doherty goes back to school - in California! Pretty soon he's involved he's showing up late to classes and introducing cheerleaders to the joys of mainlining.
How long can cheeky Pete last before all that sun and healthy living kill shim? Tune in next week...
Another good one. You guys are crap at this.
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Wife Swap 2
Fly on the wall documentary that takes two families and allows the husband, in consultation with the kids, to choose something fantastic that they'd all like (say, a small hovercraft or their own private helicopter) and they get that in return for the wife. After two weeks they get to choose whether or not to give it back.
Fly on the wall documentary that takes two families and allows the husband, in consultation with the kids, to choose something fantastic that they'd all like (say, a small hovercraft or their own private helicopter) and they get that in return for the wife. After two weeks they get to choose whether or not to give it back.
He's a simpleton. 200 years ago they wouldn't have let him milk a cow.