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The latest reality TV phenomenon sees ten celebrities join the staff of a busy hospital in London. Each week the celebs will be required to perform tasks such as diagnosis, surgery and breaking the news to relatives in order to increase their food and leisure allowance. The celebs must work together as a team but there can only be one winner, as at the end of each week viewers are asked to vote off one of the stars.
Amongst those rumoured to be taking part are Jeremy Vine, Wolf from Gladiators, Jimmy Saville, Gazza, Frank Sidebottom and Tracey Emin. Given no training and no chance to prepare for their ordeal, the stars will have to use their own knowledge and skills as they attempt to ensure the wellbeing and continued existence of patients, including as-yet-unknown surprise guest stars.
With so much at stake the celebrities know they cannot afford to slip up - one tiny mistake and it could mean death for their hopes of getting a decent presenting job. Consequently, tensions run high and there are sure to be arguments and fights aplenty, and more than a few real botched jobs as bickering and one-upmanship distract the stars from the job at hand.
The latest reality TV phenomenon sees ten celebrities join the staff of a busy hospital in London. Each week the celebs will be required to perform tasks such as diagnosis, surgery and breaking the news to relatives in order to increase their food and leisure allowance. The celebs must work together as a team but there can only be one winner, as at the end of each week viewers are asked to vote off one of the stars.
Amongst those rumoured to be taking part are Jeremy Vine, Wolf from Gladiators, Jimmy Saville, Gazza, Frank Sidebottom and Tracey Emin. Given no training and no chance to prepare for their ordeal, the stars will have to use their own knowledge and skills as they attempt to ensure the wellbeing and continued existence of patients, including as-yet-unknown surprise guest stars.
With so much at stake the celebrities know they cannot afford to slip up - one tiny mistake and it could mean death for their hopes of getting a decent presenting job. Consequently, tensions run high and there are sure to be arguments and fights aplenty, and more than a few real botched jobs as bickering and one-upmanship distract the stars from the job at hand.
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What are you lookin’ at?
Every week, we visit a local drinking establishment wherein relevant questions of the day are brought to light by regular patrons such as “what are you lookin’ at? Are you lookin’ at me?”, “Are you some kind of fag?”, “How would you like me to slap that grin right off your face?”, and the perennial “Were you looking at my girlfriend, asshole?”
Every week, we visit a local drinking establishment wherein relevant questions of the day are brought to light by regular patrons such as “what are you lookin’ at? Are you lookin’ at me?”, “Are you some kind of fag?”, “How would you like me to slap that grin right off your face?”, and the perennial “Were you looking at my girlfriend, asshole?”
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Billybob Dylan wrote:Out Of Africa
Loveable cockney rogue Harry Out (Arthur Mullard) goes to live in Africa with hilarious results.
Sound of One Hand Clapping?
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The Exam
Fly-on-the-wall documentary following a group of schoolchildren as they take an exam. Revolutionary new filming techniques allow the viewers to watch several of the children simultaneously as they all sit the exam at the same time. The tension is unbearable as the children know their entire futures could rest on this single test, and it makes for riveting viewing.
We see Robert, 13, as he chews his pen. Will he manage to finish in time? And Jessica, 13, is struggling. What could the answer be? The children have to sit in silence which makes things all the more nerve-wracking.
Fly-on-the-wall documentary following a group of schoolchildren as they take an exam. Revolutionary new filming techniques allow the viewers to watch several of the children simultaneously as they all sit the exam at the same time. The tension is unbearable as the children know their entire futures could rest on this single test, and it makes for riveting viewing.
We see Robert, 13, as he chews his pen. Will he manage to finish in time? And Jessica, 13, is struggling. What could the answer be? The children have to sit in silence which makes things all the more nerve-wracking.
fange wrote:One of the things i really dislike in this life is people raising their voices in German.
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Clippernolan wrote:Billybob Dylan wrote:Out Of Africa
Loveable cockney rogue Harry Out (Arthur Mullard) goes to live in Africa with hilarious results.
Sound of One Hand Clapping?
If you insist:
Sound of One Hand Clapping
Loveable cockney rogue Harry Sound (Arthur Mullard) inherits the sleepy little Chinese village of One Hand Clapping with hilarious results.
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Ninja Smurfs
These are not your papa's Smurfs. The blue and black martial arts team, led by Papa (John Lithgow, painted blue) fight evil with brute force. Gritty kung fu action. Best episode: Smurfette, the lone female Smurf (Paris Hilton, painted blue) goes into heat and bangs everybody.
These are not your papa's Smurfs. The blue and black martial arts team, led by Papa (John Lithgow, painted blue) fight evil with brute force. Gritty kung fu action. Best episode: Smurfette, the lone female Smurf (Paris Hilton, painted blue) goes into heat and bangs everybody.
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THE APPRENTICE -THE SEQUEL
Following on from last year's big television hit, Allan Sugar is this year replaced by Kim Sung -Il, despot of North Korea. It's not easy keeping a population of 23 million in subjection and fear. Plucky Kim needs a strong righthand man/woman to help him and we have found six hopefuls to land the job of their dreams. Duties will include organising the secret police, basic torture and maintaining Kim Sung- Il's famed video collection of Quincy. In this week's task, the hopefuls have to arrest the editor of a newspaper and trump up sufficient charges to have him imprisoned for life.
Team A is lead by 26 year old Marketing Director Ben Mycroft from Leicester. Cocky Ben feels sure his background in marketing will lead to an easy win for his team, but he is against Team B lead by 20 year old learning assistant Lilly Garnett, who has survived a broken home and a "Jennifer Aniston cut" which went wrong and feels sure her hard upbringing will bring the kind of qualities to impress The Leader.
To spice things up a bit, each week the rejected contestant will be placed against a wall and shot by Kim Sung-Il's own specially trained regiment.
Starts November the sixth.
Following on from last year's big television hit, Allan Sugar is this year replaced by Kim Sung -Il, despot of North Korea. It's not easy keeping a population of 23 million in subjection and fear. Plucky Kim needs a strong righthand man/woman to help him and we have found six hopefuls to land the job of their dreams. Duties will include organising the secret police, basic torture and maintaining Kim Sung- Il's famed video collection of Quincy. In this week's task, the hopefuls have to arrest the editor of a newspaper and trump up sufficient charges to have him imprisoned for life.
Team A is lead by 26 year old Marketing Director Ben Mycroft from Leicester. Cocky Ben feels sure his background in marketing will lead to an easy win for his team, but he is against Team B lead by 20 year old learning assistant Lilly Garnett, who has survived a broken home and a "Jennifer Aniston cut" which went wrong and feels sure her hard upbringing will bring the kind of qualities to impress The Leader.
To spice things up a bit, each week the rejected contestant will be placed against a wall and shot by Kim Sung-Il's own specially trained regiment.
Starts November the sixth.
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