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Burts of a Feather
Burt (Burt Reynolds) lives in a council flat, while his brother Bert (Bert Trautmann) lives in a luxurious house on a private estate.
The two men lead very different lives until their wives are sent to prison for armed robbery. Burt moves in with Bert to keep him company and to help pay the bills.
They quickly become close friends with their neighbour Bert (Bert from Bert and Ernie), whose chief interest in life is chasing after much younger women[/b]
Burt (Burt Reynolds) lives in a council flat, while his brother Bert (Bert Trautmann) lives in a luxurious house on a private estate.
The two men lead very different lives until their wives are sent to prison for armed robbery. Burt moves in with Bert to keep him company and to help pay the bills.
They quickly become close friends with their neighbour Bert (Bert from Bert and Ernie), whose chief interest in life is chasing after much younger women[/b]
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BOYZ'N'THE GOOD LIFE
John Singleton's portrayal of social problems in inner-city Los Angeles takes the form of a tale of three friends growing up together 'in the 'hood.' Half-brothers Doughboy and Ricky Baker are foils for each other's personality, presenting very different approaches to the tough lives they face. Ricky is the 'All-American' athlete, looking to win a football scholarship to USC and seeks salvation through sports, while 'Dough' succumbs to the violence, alcohol, and crime surrounding him in his environment, but maintains a strong sense of pride and code of honor. Between these two is their friend Tre, who is lucky to have a father, 'Furious' Styles, to teach him to have the strength of character to do what is right and to always take responsibility for his actions.
On his 40th birthday, 'Furious' Styles gives up his well-paid job as a draughtsman in an engineering company. He is no longer able to take seriously his assignment to design plastic toys for insertion into breakfast cereal packets. He and his wife Barbara make a decision to live a sustainable and self-sufficient lifestyle while staying in their beloved home in compton. They dig up their front and back gardens and convert them into allotments, growing fruit and vegetables. They introduce chickens,pigs, a goat called mo'fucker and a cockerel called 'Ho. They generate their own electricity using Gin'n'Juice. Later they even attempt to make their own clothes. They also work at selling surplus crops for essentials which they cannot make themselves. They try to cut their monetary requirements to the minimum with varying success.
Their actions horrify their kindly but conventional next-door neighbours, Snoop and Dr Dre Leadbetter.
John Singleton's portrayal of social problems in inner-city Los Angeles takes the form of a tale of three friends growing up together 'in the 'hood.' Half-brothers Doughboy and Ricky Baker are foils for each other's personality, presenting very different approaches to the tough lives they face. Ricky is the 'All-American' athlete, looking to win a football scholarship to USC and seeks salvation through sports, while 'Dough' succumbs to the violence, alcohol, and crime surrounding him in his environment, but maintains a strong sense of pride and code of honor. Between these two is their friend Tre, who is lucky to have a father, 'Furious' Styles, to teach him to have the strength of character to do what is right and to always take responsibility for his actions.
On his 40th birthday, 'Furious' Styles gives up his well-paid job as a draughtsman in an engineering company. He is no longer able to take seriously his assignment to design plastic toys for insertion into breakfast cereal packets. He and his wife Barbara make a decision to live a sustainable and self-sufficient lifestyle while staying in their beloved home in compton. They dig up their front and back gardens and convert them into allotments, growing fruit and vegetables. They introduce chickens,pigs, a goat called mo'fucker and a cockerel called 'Ho. They generate their own electricity using Gin'n'Juice. Later they even attempt to make their own clothes. They also work at selling surplus crops for essentials which they cannot make themselves. They try to cut their monetary requirements to the minimum with varying success.
Their actions horrify their kindly but conventional next-door neighbours, Snoop and Dr Dre Leadbetter.
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- The Fish
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The Prof wrote:Gail Porter's Treasure Maze
Boffins Steven Hawkins & Richard Dawkins are reduced to miniature size and injected into the bloodstream of revolting media-slut Jordan. Once inside they undertake a series of cryptic puzzles to lead them to a helicopter which will fly them both out of her left ear and to safety.
You been at the mushrooms again John ?
We're way past rhubarb
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Lad's Army
A controversial new series about the Home Guard, about THE taboo topic that dare not speak its name: homosexuality in the Army. Actors Andy Griff and Boy George take us through an often mesmerizing, often cringe-inducing, and often hilarious series of situations where being a rear gunner or digging a hole can be double entendre enough to make one ache for a fag.
A controversial new series about the Home Guard, about THE taboo topic that dare not speak its name: homosexuality in the Army. Actors Andy Griff and Boy George take us through an often mesmerizing, often cringe-inducing, and often hilarious series of situations where being a rear gunner or digging a hole can be double entendre enough to make one ache for a fag.
Dr Gillian McKeith wrote:Sutekh wrote:I Want To Look At Your Poo
Lifestyle show, a spin-off from You Are What You Eat, insane ginger celtic harpy, Dr Gillian McKeith, travels the world looking at examples of poo in other cultures. In the first program she travels to Ireland to examine the effects of a potato and Guiness diet on hapless members of the Irish public. Next week: Libya.
Coming at Christmas, straight after the Queen's Speech, a celebrity festive edition, Xmas Celebrity Poo, where Catherine Zeta Jones, Kofi Annan, Phil Collins, Alan Sugar, Keith Allen, Martin Jarvis and that irritating squeaky-voiced lass from Two Pints Of Lager... poke through and discuss each others poo. Your MC for this special, will be, of course, the lovely Dr. McKeith...
Are you tryinyg to put a hard working Holistic dietician on the dole Nursey??
Where did you get the plans for ma new show???
And I'm not a Nursey!
Sutekh wrote:Dr Gillian McKeith wrote:Sutekh wrote:I Want To Look At Your Poo
Lifestyle show, a spin-off from You Are What You Eat, insane ginger celtic harpy, Dr Gillian McKeith, travels the world looking at examples of poo in other cultures. In the first program she travels to Ireland to examine the effects of a potato and Guiness diet on hapless members of the Irish public. Next week: Libya.
Coming at Christmas, straight after the Queen's Speech, a celebrity festive edition, Xmas Celebrity Poo, where Catherine Zeta Jones, Kofi Annan, Phil Collins, Alan Sugar, Keith Allen, Martin Jarvis and that irritating squeaky-voiced lass from Two Pints Of Lager... poke through and discuss each others poo. Your MC for this special, will be, of course, the lovely Dr. McKeith...
Are you tryinyg to put a hard working Holistic dietician on the dole Nursey??
Where did you get the plans for ma new show???
And I'm not a Nursey!
Right-o! He's known as 'The Rhythm Pisser' in the whole hospital.
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THE LOST WEEKEND
In this gripping drama we are witness to the trials and tribulations of kebab addict John Fartpants (Paul Merton). Fartpants is at one point in a rehab clinic and undergoes withdrawal, during which he suddenly sees a hole in the wall through which some celery suddenly creeps in.
Another touching scene is the one in which he chats with the owner of his local kebab cafeteria, and explains to the man how kebab makes him 'see the mosks and bridges of Istanbul, and all the harems in the Middle East'.
Finally, we see how, just as he's about to hurt himself after having chomped away his 57th kebab of the day, love triumphs. His understanding homo boyfriend, Bertie Fish (Eddie Izzard), looks him into the eyes and revives John's self-esteem.
John's proud answer: 'From now on, darling, it'll only be beer!'
Classic stuff.
In this gripping drama we are witness to the trials and tribulations of kebab addict John Fartpants (Paul Merton). Fartpants is at one point in a rehab clinic and undergoes withdrawal, during which he suddenly sees a hole in the wall through which some celery suddenly creeps in.
Another touching scene is the one in which he chats with the owner of his local kebab cafeteria, and explains to the man how kebab makes him 'see the mosks and bridges of Istanbul, and all the harems in the Middle East'.
Finally, we see how, just as he's about to hurt himself after having chomped away his 57th kebab of the day, love triumphs. His understanding homo boyfriend, Bertie Fish (Eddie Izzard), looks him into the eyes and revives John's self-esteem.
John's proud answer: 'From now on, darling, it'll only be beer!'
Classic stuff.