Honza wrote:DOG'S ROCKS
Follow Anneka Rice, Cliff Richards (nee Cliff Richard), Tom O'Connor and Bobby Davro as they chase dangerous dogs around Britain's shopping arcades and try to tickle their knackers and get away with it.
Honza wrote:ONE OF YOUR BEASTS ATE MY IPOD
Charles Dance and Jane Seymour invite members of the public to hassle zoo attendants and request that they examine all animal faeces thoroughly to see if an iPod can be found that one of the beasts may possibly have eaten should they have happened to have temporarily escaped at some time in the recent past.
Honza wrote:DID YOU FRY MY MOBILE PHONE?
We follow Nottingham residents Jim Arab, Ena 'Float' Catheter, Bobby Runt, and Catherine Blackstone around all the chippies in their area in the hope of finding one of their mobile phones that may somehow have managed to end up in one of the fryers.
Honza wrote:I COULD DO WITH A D
We take desperate silly bitch Nicole Richie and despicable and pointless cunt Peter Mandelsson out for an enormous meal and then lock all the toilets within a 20-mile radius. Close-up cameras reveal the agony we can all joyfully share in.
Honza wrote:GAY NEWS OF 1972
Peter Whitmore and Robert Kendall read the news from 1972 dressed as queers.
Honza wrote:LIFT IT UP YOU TART
We follow giggling trio June Whitfield, Ronnie Corbett, and that posh fella who shagged 'Lady' Di around Britain's bingo halls trying to get old lasses to lift up their skirts for a free number.
With Brian May as compere.
The problem is that these are not rubbish tv show ideas. Get with it, Coan.