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Postby the masked man » 21 May 2006, 11:24

Toad The Wet Sprocket
Should up sent to space in a rocket
For coming up with that name
They're in every hall of shame

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 11:33

Death Cab For Cutie,
That name is simply not a beauty,
It's shit,
For which they should be hit.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 11:36

Lou Reed,
A most unpleasant character indeed,
His best work was with the VU,
Most everything else is total and complete poo.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 11:41

John Coan,
Sometimes gives me the bone,
When he gets all upset,
He's really funny, I bet.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 17:20

Brian Clough,
Was always very gruff,
He wouldn't have signed Jermaine Jenas
Because Cloughie wasn't a penis.

(not music, but what the fuck?)
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 17:28

Robbie Williams,
Master of absolutely no idioms,
Shit dancer and singer of shite,
Maybe Noel Gallagher was absolutely right?
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 17:32

Ritchie Blackmore,
Total tosspot and horrendous bore,
Left Deep Purple and formed Rainbow,
The results rarely reached even so-so.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby king feeb » 21 May 2006, 18:01

goldwax wrote:Feeb, you've found your life's calling!


But I haven't yet recieved my gigantic royalty payment.

Where's Velvis or the Baron? It's a legal matter baby.
I'll get what I rightfully deserve. And that's that.
You'd pay big bucks to know what you really think.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 18:02

king feeb wrote:
goldwax wrote:Feeb, you've found your life's calling!


But I haven't yet recieved my gigantic royalty payment.

Where's Velvis or the Baron? It's a legal matter baby.
I'll get what I rightfully deserve. And that's that.


That's a shit one Feeb.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby king feeb » 21 May 2006, 18:28

Diamond Dog wrote:
That's a shit one Feeb.


OOPS! Sorry. I let materialistic petty bitching get in the way of my artistic integrity! Anyhow...

Three Dog Night
There's no revisionist assessment in sight
No big reunion or banners unfurled
Because we're all still fucking sick of "Joy To The World"
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Postby king feeb » 21 May 2006, 18:40

Y'know, some critics think my earler work was superior to the stuff I'm doing now. You guys don't think so do you?
(Snorts line of coke from on top of supermodel's shiny vinyl boot)
Alright then!

T Rex
Made lots of great music had lots of great sex
He gives hope to all shortarses at BCB
Because Marc only stood about five foot three
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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 18:55

Robert Plant,
Reach those high notes now? He can't,
Shrieking now? There's no danger,
He's the Mighty Rearranger.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 19:02

Keef,
With Jagger, he has a beef,
Mick keeps prancing funnily,
Keef keeps falling out of trees.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 19:06

Chuck Berry,
Could never be called ordinary,
His stage shows were short and curt,
Of course, he's a bona fide, humourless pervert.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 19:10

The Unlucky Bear,
Regularly has a posting nightmare,
As he gets older, his ridiculous opinions harden,
Did you know he started punk in Covent Garden?
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 19:15

Pete Townshend,
Six feet long, from face to nose end,
Jumping maniacally, since the day he was born,
Surfs the internet for kiddies porn.

:lol:
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 19:26

Mariah Carey,
Screeches so much, very scary,
Hasn't stopped her having loads of hits,
Or growing a pair of silicone tits.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 19:37

Mike Love,
He's so peaceful, like a dove,
Regular good guy, a Cosmopolitan reader,
He's the Beach Boys leader.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 21 May 2006, 21:08

McCartney, James Paul,
About Heather, he knew fuck all,
His fortune is an inestimable amount,
Her last trick will be to clean out his account.
People go on too much about the privileged background of politicians but actually Matt Hancock had a very humble upbringing in an Italian workshop owned by a woodworker named Geppetto who turned him into a human boy.

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Postby RcL » 22 May 2006, 02:19

Shaun William Ryder
Started with a sniff of cider
Then progressed
Onto absolutely all the rest