Music Clerihews

Backslapping time. Well done us. We are fantastic.
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Re: Music Clerihews

Postby bobzilla77 » 18 Dec 2015, 05:08

Insane Clown Posse
Two dumbasses in clown suits sucking down frosties
Cornbread America eats up their feces
Cleaning clownface makeup from between thighs so greasy
Jimbo wrote:The Natural Times said no matter, essentially we are all doomed.


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Re: Music Clerihews

Postby bobzilla77 » 18 Dec 2015, 05:10

Suicidal Tendencies
Who needs enemies with friends like these?
I think they think I'm in their crew
Guess I'm gonna have to go kill hippies too
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Re: Music Clerihews

Postby bobzilla77 » 18 Dec 2015, 05:14

Violent Femmes
What the fuck is the matter with them?
They think they're real fuckin cute
Eighty year olds singing to fifty year olds about their first fuck, and don't even have the original drummer, who was by far the coolest one, to boot
Jimbo wrote:The Natural Times said no matter, essentially we are all doomed.


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Re: Music Clerihews

Postby bobzilla77 » 18 Dec 2015, 05:19

Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Had long arguments over which of them was better suited in life to be an embalmer
They argued into the night, til every flagon had been drunk
And then when they least expected it, they were killed by punk
Jimbo wrote:The Natural Times said no matter, essentially we are all doomed.


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Re: Music Clerihews

Postby Hugh » 20 Dec 2015, 01:51

Au contraire, Emerson, Lake and Palmer
When by punk were threatened did remain calmer
Those noisome oiks a lesson they would teach
By releasing the the work of supreme majesty that was Love Beach

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Re: Music Clerihews

Postby bobzilla77 » 31 Dec 2015, 23:29

Bon Jovi
Thanks to Kurt Cobain, in 1991 became about as popular as pizza with anchovy
But lo and behold, it turned out to be an acquired taste
He sells out stadiums while Nirvana's once-formidable following just goes to waste
Jimbo wrote:The Natural Times said no matter, essentially we are all doomed.