Music Clerihews

Backslapping time. Well done us. We are fantastic.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 19 Jan 2007, 13:53

Brian May of the stupid hair,
Tired guitar tone, tough to bear,
Stupid clothes, always with clogs on,
No better with women, note Anita Dobson.
Is it nice in your snow storm
Freezing your brain?
Do you think that your face looks the same?

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Postby Hugh » 20 Jan 2007, 18:23

From page 4:

Brian May
Some folk say
Shags, with clogs on
Anita Dobson

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Postby Hugh » 20 Jan 2007, 18:26

Mariah Carey
Your vocal prowess is undoubtedly scary
And only a churl would deny your considerable charisma
But do us a favour love, could you give it a rest with that fucking melisma.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 20 Jan 2007, 18:32

From Page 3:

Diamond Dog wrote:Mariah Carey,
Screeches so much, very scary,
Hasn't stopped her having loads of hits,
Or growing a pair of silicone tits.
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Postby Hugh » 20 Jan 2007, 18:35

Touché :D

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Postby Diamond Dog » 20 Jan 2007, 18:40

Hugh Jarse wrote:Touché :D


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Postby Sambient » 21 Jan 2007, 01:54

Warren Zevon
Hardly got press until he was nearly gone.
The New York Times called while he rode in the back of a limo,
He said "Tell them it's too late." and looked out the window.

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Postby Sambient » 21 Jan 2007, 18:15

Paul Mc Cartney, a knight
same with Sir Reginald Dwight
When I think of knights I think of slaying dragons
Not of careers that seem to simply just drag on.

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Postby Sambient » 21 Jan 2007, 18:33

Elton John
Tried to put one on
Who did he think he was fooling marrying Renata?
I've asked and asked, oh I've asked. The answer is: nada.

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Postby Sambient » 21 Jan 2007, 21:30

David Bowie
Is still welcome to do me.
He looked even better when he was younger,
I'd really like to tangle with him circa The Hunger.

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Postby Hugh » 27 Jan 2007, 15:26

Madeleine Peyroux
I've written you this clerihew
To express my admiration
For your jazz vocalisation

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Postby Diamond Dog » 04 Mar 2007, 13:49

What a voice, oh! K.D.Lang,
On her every word I hang,
When she has the stories to tell,
On hymns of the 49th parallel.
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Re: Music Clerihews

Postby Diamond Dog » 06 Nov 2007, 15:25

Delay the gig, oh fucking outrage!
Breaking the finger of Jimmy Page,
Is such a pisser, that's for sure,
Maybe he crushed it in through the out door?
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Re: Music Clerihews

Postby bobzilla77 » 16 Jan 2008, 23:36

Sureshot
Former teen idols who've all gone to pot
With their current physiques, all doughy and mushy
Do they have enough residual hotness to score some middle-aged pussy?
Jimbo wrote:The Natural Times said no matter, essentially we are all doomed.


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Postby king feeb » 25 Apr 2008, 19:33

"Free download by Jesse Malin"
I hear soft rock mediocrity calling
His Paul Simon cover can cause mental scars
I'd rather download an epidemic of SARS
You'd pay big bucks to know what you really think.

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Postby king feeb » 25 Apr 2008, 19:40

Miley Cyrus
Teen popsinger and our next cultural virus
Her dad is country star Billy Ray
Turds run in that family, that's what I'd say
You'd pay big bucks to know what you really think.

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Postby the hesitant weasel » 25 Apr 2008, 20:09

Pawn hearts the highest rater
Hammils old cheese grater
will never visit 'Later'
Van Der graff Generator.
' Tweaking the nose of pomposity since 1964'

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Postby king feeb » 25 Apr 2008, 22:36

Have you heard that new band Hinder?
They make any music lover wanna jump out the winder
Rolling Stone says they're the next Bono Vox
So you know that they really suck miles of cocks
You'd pay big bucks to know what you really think.

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Postby king feeb » 26 Apr 2008, 01:31

Madonna and Justin Timberlake
Their new duet is a dull, hookless mistake
Four minutes of crap in search of a concept video
Madge thinks it's "bueno", but I'd call it "hideo"
You'd pay big bucks to know what you really think.

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Postby king feeb » 26 Apr 2008, 01:40

Guess who's back: Counting Crows
Nobody cares. It's 08, you homos!
The frontperson sounds like Van Morrison's rear
And he used to wear dreadlocks he purchased at Sears
You'd pay big bucks to know what you really think.