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Postby Sea Of Tunes » 10 May 2006, 18:22

goldwax wrote:
Velvis wrote:1. I know she's the Queen of Deceit and Lies, but dammit, I find Condoleeza Rice sexy.

Gross!


Honest, more like. I can see Velvis' point. There is a superb photo of her playing Brahms piano in her music room, accompanied by a string quartet. Again proof that intelligence and a fine body have nothing to do with morals and ethics.
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Postby sensi » 10 May 2006, 18:52

neverknows wrote:What is morris dancing? Does it involve cars?


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Postby Moleskin » 10 May 2006, 18:55

neverknows wrote:What is morris dancing? Does it involve cars?


Only when they get in the way. :)

It is traditional English folk dance. Performed with bells on your legs, and either waving hankies or sticks. There are various different traditions, each named for the village in which they originated. The details of the movements differ based on the tradition. eg., Bledington hankie dances you wave the hankies in front of you as if pretending they were the propellors on a WW2 bomber, whereas for Adderbury you use the hankies to trace either a) ears and trunk of an elephant or b) the most striking bit of the Cerne Abbas giant.
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Griff yesterday.

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Postby Sea Of Tunes » 10 May 2006, 19:45

Jumper K wrote:Image


Griff yesterday.


Nice dick. Is it lifelike?
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Postby Jumper k » 10 May 2006, 19:48

Sea Of Tunes wrote:
Jumper K wrote:Image


Griff yesterday.


Nice dick. Is it lifelike?

Only if yours is 10 foot long and smells of grass, which is entirely possible if you come from Amsterdam.

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Postby Sea Of Tunes » 10 May 2006, 19:49

Jumper K wrote:
Sea Of Tunes wrote:
Jumper K wrote:Image


Griff yesterday.


Nice dick. Is it lifelike?

Only if yours is 10 foot long and smells of grass, which is entirely possible if you come from Amsterdam.


:lol:
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Postby Molony » 10 May 2006, 20:43

Don't people go and 'sit on the cock' to make them more fertile?

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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 10 May 2006, 20:44

molony wrote:6. I strongly suspect that we are on our own, but I'd give anything for a sign from Him Upstairs. Anything...



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Postby Molony » 10 May 2006, 20:46

Will you take a cheque, or can you do Pay-Pal?

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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 10 May 2006, 20:50

molony wrote:Will you take a cheque, or can you do Pay-Pal?


A cheque's fine, but it'll have to clear before I send you anything.
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Postby Molony » 10 May 2006, 20:58

Can you guarantee enlightenment and peace of mind...man?

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Postby Moleskin » 10 May 2006, 22:07

molony wrote:Don't people go and 'sit on the cock' to make them more fertile?


Apparently, yes. Such an event is depicted at the end of the execrable Ben Elton film, Maybe Baby, is it not?
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Postby Carl's Son » 11 May 2006, 13:27

Marquis De Scarborough wrote:
Chris Chopping wrote:1. I am writing this list to put off finishing an essay.

2. I've spent the past year longing for uni to end and now i have to get a proper job I still have no idea what I want to do and I'm terrified.

3. About a year and a half ago I won a local young poets competition.

4. I haven't written a poem since.

5. I think i may be very ill but...

6. I am not signed up with a dr and getting signed up is such a fiddle that I've not yet seen anyone.

7. I can still only play Mull of Kintyre and the two 'songs' I have written. They make me happy.

9. At 21, I am also still a virgin.

10. I love food. Love it. I've just had a pizza followed by a chocolate donut but I saw a cornetto ad and now i want one of them too. I often eat until I feel sick. I love food! :)


More importantly, what happened to number 8?


8. I cant count.
I can just about handle you driving like a pissed up crackhead and treating women like beanbags but I'm gonna say this once and once only Gene, stay out of Camberwick Green!

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Postby Nikki Gradual » 11 May 2006, 13:39

Chris Chopping wrote:
Marquis De Scarborough wrote:
Chris Chopping wrote:1. I am writing this list to put off finishing an essay.

2. I've spent the past year longing for uni to end and now i have to get a proper job I still have no idea what I want to do and I'm terrified.

3. About a year and a half ago I won a local young poets competition.

4. I haven't written a poem since.

5. I think i may be very ill but...

6. I am not signed up with a dr and getting signed up is such a fiddle that I've not yet seen anyone.

7. I can still only play Mull of Kintyre and the two 'songs' I have written. They make me happy.

9. At 21, I am also still a virgin.

10. I love food. Love it. I've just had a pizza followed by a chocolate donut but I saw a cornetto ad and now i want one of them too. I often eat until I feel sick. I love food! :)


More importantly, what happened to number 8?


8. I cant count.


11. Or use apostrophes.
He's thrown a kettle over a pub; what have you done?"

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Postby Carl's Son » 11 May 2006, 13:54

Nikki Gradual wrote:
Chris Chopping wrote:
Marquis De Scarborough wrote:
Chris Chopping wrote:1. I am writing this list to put off finishing an essay.

2. I've spent the past year longing for uni to end and now i have to get a proper job I still have no idea what I want to do and I'm terrified.

3. About a year and a half ago I won a local young poets competition.

4. I haven't written a poem since.

5. I think i may be very ill but...

6. I am not signed up with a dr and getting signed up is such a fiddle that I've not yet seen anyone.

7. I can still only play Mull of Kintyre and the two 'songs' I have written. They make me happy.

9. At 21, I am also still a virgin.

10. I love food. Love it. I've just had a pizza followed by a chocolate donut but I saw a cornetto ad and now i want one of them too. I often eat until I feel sick. I love food! :)


More importantly, what happened to number 8?


8. I cant count.


11. Or use apostrophes.

Hell, I coulda done another list of ten with just my problems with grammar but I thought it goes without saying!
I can just about handle you driving like a pissed up crackhead and treating women like beanbags but I'm gonna say this once and once only Gene, stay out of Camberwick Green!

www.chrischopping.virb.com

http://thatidiotchrischopping.blogspot.com

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Postby Nikki Gradual » 11 May 2006, 13:57

Chris Chopping wrote:
Nikki Gradual wrote:
Chris Chopping wrote:
Marquis De Scarborough wrote:
Chris Chopping wrote:1. I am writing this list to put off finishing an essay.

2. I've spent the past year longing for uni to end and now i have to get a proper job I still have no idea what I want to do and I'm terrified.

3. About a year and a half ago I won a local young poets competition.

4. I haven't written a poem since.

5. I think i may be very ill but...

6. I am not signed up with a dr and getting signed up is such a fiddle that I've not yet seen anyone.

7. I can still only play Mull of Kintyre and the two 'songs' I have written. They make me happy.

9. At 21, I am also still a virgin.

10. I love food. Love it. I've just had a pizza followed by a chocolate donut but I saw a cornetto ad and now i want one of them too. I often eat until I feel sick. I love food! :)


More importantly, what happened to number 8?


8. I cant count.


11. Or use apostrophes.

Hell, I coulda done another list of ten with just my problems with grammar but I thought it goes without saying!


Have you been to the bloody doctor's yet?
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Postby toomanyhatz » 11 May 2006, 19:04

Nikki Gradual wrote:Have you been to the bloody doctor's yet?


I don't know how Chris feels about this, but I know putting "bloody" in the same sentence with "Doctor" wouldn't exactly encourage me to go.

But seriously, Chris- definitely go! Don't mess around with important stuff like health. And be glad you live in a country where it's available to you [insert generic complaint about America's lack of socialized medicine here].
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Postby Thesiger » 11 May 2006, 20:08

moonie wrote:
goldwax wrote:
Velvis wrote:1. I know she's the Queen of Deceit and Lies, but dammit, I find Condoleeza Rice sexy.

Gross!


Just to take the thread waaaaayyy off base, Condi's favorite professor was Madeline Albright's father...if that's not irony, I don't know what is!


I think you're right. You don't know what irony is. :)
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Postby moonie » 11 May 2006, 20:27

Thesiger wrote:I think you're right. You don't know what irony is. :)


You have my full attention, please explain...