** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Backslapping time. Well done us. We are fantastic.
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Postby never/ever » 01 Feb 2015, 08:41

trans-chigley express wrote:
'skope wrote:tennis is for girls.


West Ham's players should take it up then.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?."

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Postby Count Machuki » 04 Feb 2015, 23:41

BCB Cup Winner 2011 wrote:Devil Went Down To Georgia is based on truth though. It's like listening to a documentary.


:lol:
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Postby Neige » 06 Feb 2015, 21:51

... a new high! :P

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sloopjohnc wrote:American translation of a cunt is asshole


And yet the birth rate tends to be slightly higher over there. Remarkable.
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Postby R. Swipe » 10 Feb 2015, 10:26

BCB Cup Winner 2011 wrote:Image
"My great leader, this will be your greatest role yet and make you a big Hollywood star. You will be the best Captain Mainwaring ever!"
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:
The Modernist wrote:
Your essay needs to be in before 5.00 tomorrow Dougie.


:D :D :D

One of the finest replies in BCB's history.

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Postby sloopjohnc » 11 Feb 2015, 21:26

From the favorite sandwich thread

GoogaMooga wrote:A knuckle sandwich for knucklehead Coan!
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:I for one wouldn't want to know what memories and deep and dark forces drive Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, or Radiohead, for certain.

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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 21 Feb 2015, 02:40

I know, I know...context is everything, but who fucking cares?

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Postby Quaco » 17 Jul 2015, 21:24

sloopjohnc wrote:My first reaction to when my wife told me she thought she was miscarrying while we were grocery shopping was to shout out, "Clean up in aisle nine."
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Postby sloopjohnc » 20 Jul 2015, 00:09

Six String wrote:
souphound wrote:
Six String wrote:I thought about taking my frisbee out the other day but we ran out of time. That"s the great thing about frisbee throwing, no equipment, just a little space.


Well, you do need a pie plate or something, or else you're just playing mime frisbee, which is just weird frankly.


It's ok. They just think I'm doing Tai Chi.
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:I for one wouldn't want to know what memories and deep and dark forces drive Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, or Radiohead, for certain.

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Postby Samoan » 04 Aug 2015, 18:23

On the Lion thread --

ANALYSIS wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:
ANALYSIS wrote:täke


Your Estonian is showing...


Sitt!
Deebank wrote:In the UK every region has its own unique and brilliant variation on the old fermented curd.

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Postby Samoan » 17 Aug 2015, 11:39

Rayge talks Frisbee in Sporting Life -

Rayge wrote:
'skope wrote:
Rayge wrote:depends on finding someone to freestyle with, which isn't easy for an OAP :)

oh ffs!

Not sure what exactly you are fulminating about, but at age 67 in the current climate I can hardly walk up to some kids in a park and say can I play with you, can I :) ?
Deebank wrote:In the UK every region has its own unique and brilliant variation on the old fermented curd.

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Postby kewl klive » 17 Aug 2015, 19:47

Axoltol Deferral strikes BCB comedy gold on the 76th page of the "My Favourite Butter" thread

Try saying that without prior permission!


:lol: :lol:

Nice one Axoltol!
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Postby R. Swipe » 22 Aug 2015, 22:48

A real gem from the recent Tull extravaganza:

The Prog Engineer wrote:Did you see it?


Elephantine Gourd wrote:No, not.


:lol:
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:
The Modernist wrote:
Your essay needs to be in before 5.00 tomorrow Dougie.


:D :D :D

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Postby Count Machuki » 28 Oct 2015, 21:58

The Modernist wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:
on a thread about Halloween candy, The Modernist wrote:Just reading the names of these sweets is putting me off. I don't get it, I know America has an infantile culture, but still..


What a ridiculous thing to say.


Not at all. These things are designed for seven year olds and their tastebuds.


Minnie the Minx wrote:
Quacoan wrote:What are UK candies named?


Woe
Anguish
ennui
Factories
Bitter Resignations (now with less fat)
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Postby sloopjohnc » 28 Oct 2015, 23:32

Quacoan wrote:
Muskrat wrote:My favorite Traffic album; oddly in that I'm more into Mason than Winwood, generally.

So is Mason.
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:I for one wouldn't want to know what memories and deep and dark forces drive Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, or Radiohead, for certain.

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Postby sloopjohnc » 08 Dec 2015, 17:57

Quacoan wrote:
trans-chigley express wrote:
Walk In My Shadow wrote:Melanie once had an album out where the cover released a perfume when you rubbed it.
Not lavish perhaps but worth thinking about.

Similarly The Damned had a cover that smelled of strawberries.

That's nothing. Pavement had an album that sounded like shit.
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:I for one wouldn't want to know what memories and deep and dark forces drive Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, or Radiohead, for certain.

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Postby sloopjohnc » 23 Dec 2015, 17:15

Quaco on Steven Spielberg.

Quacoan wrote:Has he ever done a really great movie? His filmography reads like 'fictionalized director makes the most famous films of every decade' except there's none that I ever want to watch. Was Duel good? He's film's Phil Collins. Except I kind of like Phil Collins.
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:I for one wouldn't want to know what memories and deep and dark forces drive Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, or Radiohead, for certain.

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Postby Sneelock » 24 Dec 2015, 20:10

The thread asks the question "Essential Members of a Band"?

Darkness_Fish wrote:Either Milli or Vanilli.
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Postby Sneelock » 05 Apr 2016, 19:11

From "The Panama Papers"
Rayge wrote:
souphound wrote:Iceland's PM has now quit.


He's resigned to spend more time with his money
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Postby Charlie O. » 20 Aug 2016, 04:38

Context: sloop had some car trouble...

Dr Markus wrote:Shoulda bought American. ;)


sloopjohnc wrote:It's a Ford - probably assembled in their Ireland factory.


Dr Markus wrote:Made up of turf probably, don't know what turf is in the US, peat?
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Postby kewl klive » 20 Aug 2016, 15:12

Mulligan strikes again!

From the "Best use of a gong in a song" thread:

Ian Mulligan wrote:I really am feeling quite unwell


:) :)

Bloody Ian Mulligan!
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