** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Backslapping time. Well done us. We are fantastic.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby sloopjohnc » 08 May 2014, 18:35

In response to Muskrat's rip-off court of ELO's Don't Bring Me Down

Sneelock wrote:I love the ELO and never really thought about it in relation to the Pretty Things track.
court is adjourned while I retire to chambers with my walkman and my bong. ;)
Sneelock wrote:You’ll like her better after she dies. Siouxsie won’t ever die. She’s a vampire or some shit.

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Postby sloopjohnc » 25 Jun 2014, 15:53

hookfinger wrote:me..at work. You are all bound to secrecy...
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Sneelock wrote:You’ll like her better after she dies. Siouxsie won’t ever die. She’s a vampire or some shit.

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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby sloopjohnc » 26 Jun 2014, 15:22

From the soft rock thread. . .

Sneelock wrote:Everything I needed to know about the collapse of Western culture I learned from "Dreamweaver"
Sneelock wrote:You’ll like her better after she dies. Siouxsie won’t ever die. She’s a vampire or some shit.

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Postby Sneelock » 18 Jul 2014, 23:19

from "the clash vs the smiths"

TG wrote:
Psychic Terry wrote:
(...)what a cunt.


You come back after 10 years to call me a cunt? You must be my ex-wife.
"Wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns.”

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Postby Sneelock » 27 Jul 2014, 16:49

From our latest "God Thread"

sloopjohnc wrote:
Nothing personal, but I'm glad almost everyone contributing to this thread lives at least 400 miles away from me in any direction.
"Wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns.”

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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Snarfyguy » 15 Aug 2014, 15:06

About a Killing Joke show, Belle Lettre wrote:Excellent gig last night though I thought the sound was a bit muddy at first. All of them on form, and Jaz as you would imagine :D

Set list:
Wardance
Complications
Requiem
Change
The Fall of Because
The Beautiful Dead
Depthcharge
Exorcism
Asteroid
Money Is Not Our God
The Death and Resurrection Show
Rapture
The Wait
Pssyche
Whiteout
Madness
Turn To Red
Primitive
Pandemonium


The G Experience! wrote:Sounds like a right barrell of laughs!
Jimbo wrote:Look, all I know is pretty much what I get from Robert Parry over at Consortium News.

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Postby sloopjohnc » 29 Aug 2014, 19:15

JSJ describing a Black Sabbath album

Bent Fabric wrote:Not necessarily a "feel good" LP


Yeah, no shit Sherlock.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 29 Aug 2014, 19:36

Quacoan wrote:
brotherlouie wrote:I'm now working backwards through the Sabbath records.

Be careful!
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Postby Count Machuki » 29 Aug 2014, 19:50

Sneelock wrote:from "the clash vs the smiths"

TG wrote:
Psychic Terry wrote:
(...)what a cunt.


You come back after 10 years to call me a cunt? You must be my ex-wife.


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Postby sloopjohnc » 11 Sep 2014, 16:31

Nick wrote:
Goat Boy wrote: Here’s a photo of two men kissing!


I should probably tone down posting the Belle & Sebastian lp covers in Now Playing.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 23 Sep 2014, 15:22

From the ambiance or sleep thread

Jimbo wrote:It works with my students so I should just tape myself teaching.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 02 Oct 2014, 15:49

Polishgirl wrote:
Geezee wrote:Something just happened which drives me absolutely insane:

People who fucking start laughing when they have nearly been run over after stupidly crossing a street without checking if a car is coming. I understand that it is sometimes nervous laughter, or that the laughter is disguising fear, but often it just seems to be a completely careless reaction, particularly if it is a couple of people/friends involved. You have just scared the shit out of a driver, you have nearly killed or incapacitated yourself, and all you do is joke about it.



Two words: reverse gear.
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Postby kewl klive » 16 Oct 2014, 16:01

Deebank wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:
Copehead wrote:the current drop in living standards is the worst since Mid-Victorian times, and they are probably proud of that because it means less wealth spent on Labour and more to be sent offshore


Whilst I generally agree with the thrust of your post.... surely even you (at your po-faced pompous best) can see the extreme irony of the italicised portion above? You, of all people, really aren't the one to lecture anyone about sending money offshore, are you?


:lol:

Fuck me!

He works off shore. On a boat.

That doesn't mean he keeps his money offshore (under the mattress of his hammock?).


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Lonely Kal wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily.

Ho Ho Hodgson wrote:I know you think I pick on you.

Baldy K wrote:I'd love to meet Jeemo (no idea if he'd like to meet me).

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Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Nov 2014, 15:57

The Prof wrote:
Jumper K wrote:have you ever fired a gun?
Everything from a matchlock, through fully auto machine gun and a 66ml anti tank rocket launcher.


It was a good JollyUp, that. Shame everyone left so early.
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?

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Postby Sneelock » 05 Nov 2014, 00:11

from "The Hummus Thread"

Fonz wrote:Come on!
The hummusexual joke was great.
I bet all of you will repeat it.
I could tell you my butter joke, but you might spread it.
Or my sausage joke, but that is the wurst joke I know. :P
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Postby Sneelock » 05 Nov 2014, 00:33

from "dylan - the greatest"

Bent Fabric wrote:
'skope wrote:the greatest of all-time.


Too true. DOGS know it!
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Postby sloopjohnc » 26 Nov 2014, 20:51

Quacoan wrote:The first time I came across the word "Internet" in a song, I almost threw up.
Sneelock wrote:You’ll like her better after she dies. Siouxsie won’t ever die. She’s a vampire or some shit.

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Postby sloopjohnc » 16 Dec 2014, 15:50

Fireplug wrote:I'm ashamed to say I've never tried it. The combination of laughing-in-the-face-of-salmonella bravado and alcoholic oblivion appeals to me greatly but I think it would be far too sweet for me. I'm not a fan of sugary drinks.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 17 Dec 2014, 17:08

Pool Hall Richard wrote:
never/ever wrote:
Pool Hall Richard wrote: Would be nice to see Aint No Sunshine though.


I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.......


Not sure you counted them correctly. You missed a few ;)
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 25 Jan 2015, 21:24

never/ever wrote:
Seymore Porn wrote:I'm 61, had a scrap just before the new year. I won, despite an almost 40 year age difference. Thank fuck it was quick.


I bet. Smashing a 101-year old should be a breeze...
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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