** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby nev harp » 10 Sep 2016, 09:26

K wrote:I seems to have seen 42, mainly English speaking. There's a few I've wanted to see but never got round to.


Thanks for sharing.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Johnny Fartpants » 23 Sep 2016, 18:13

Rayge wrote:I've been looking at some of the earlier pages, 10 years ago. Some of it was quite amusing.


Mainly me obviously.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby OCT » 23 Sep 2016, 21:11

Dr Markus wrote:I've seen Dunham in interviews, she comes across as good craic and funny. I've yet to see girls, so I need to get a look to see what it's like.


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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby The Great Defector » 23 Sep 2016, 21:42

Meh, I'll take it.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - Peter says GROW UP**

Postby nev harp » 03 Oct 2016, 15:26

Diamond Dog wrote:There we go again with your "I say it's so, so it FUCKING WELL IS!" rant.

Grow up imbecile.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF GIRTH - Peter says GROW UP**

Postby nev harp » 03 Oct 2016, 15:28

Diamond Dog wrote:Oh dear. Calling people "Tory Boy" is every bit as puerile as the UKIP policies you reject. Grow up.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF GIRTH - Peter says GROW UP**

Postby nev harp » 03 Oct 2016, 15:31

Diamond Dog wrote:I love the way that even the slightest perception of criticism invokes this self righteous anger and bewilderment, every time.

Grow the fuck up.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF GIRTH - Peter says GROW UP **

Postby nev harp » 03 Oct 2016, 15:41

Diamond Dog wrote:Oh grow up for fucks sake. A little banter and you run off like a big girl screaming about 'stalking'
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby sloopjohnc » 13 Oct 2016, 23:13

Quaco's response to Toomanyhatz on why Charlie O. can't be on Facebook like everbody else.

Quacoan wrote:Because then we would find that behind the bearded music-geek persona he is actually an 18-year-old blonde Russian nympho.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF GIRTH - PETER BREAKS THE IRONY METER **

Postby nev harp » 15 Oct 2016, 11:32

Diamond Dog wrote:You really don't get this, do you?

You really are coming over as an arrogant, ignorant cocknozzle about this - you do know that, don't you?


My man :lol:
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Re: ** TREASURY OF GIRTH - PETER STATES THE BLEEDIN' OBVIOUS **

Postby nev harp » 17 Oct 2016, 09:55

Diamond Dog wrote:I'm claiming no new insight here myself


You don't say :lol:
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Re: ** TREASURY OF GIRTH - PETER UNFRIENDS!!**

Postby nev harp » 17 Oct 2016, 18:18

Diamond Dog wrote:And I think you're acting like an arrogant prig, so sue me.

I see you've joined the other wankers on here in throwing around the 'bully' tag a little too loosely too. Hope you enjoy the company you keep.


:lol: :lol:
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby OCT » 01 Nov 2016, 14:47

From the soporific 'Word Association Thread'...

Flower wrote:an idiot


The Great DeFector wrote:Coan


:lol:
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Re: ** TREASURY OF GIRTH - PETER SPEAKS HIS BRAIN **

Postby nev harp » 11 Nov 2016, 17:24

Diamond Dog wrote:Anyway......one of my FB friends decided to pick a fight with us 'lefties' (who are apparently to blame for President Trump) . My response :

........Running the UK/USA isn't running a 'business' (much as your corrupt corporate/banking friends may like it to be) - it's not about 'satisfying customer demand'. It's about overseeing and guiding a 'nation'. That's the fundamental difference between us 'lefties'; and you 'libertarians' - as was so succinctly said many years ago about your idol Thatcher "She knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing". It's why the western world is going to hell in a handcart - people seen as commodoties to be picked up ,driven into the ground, and discarded as worthless as and when it suits. We are the only generation in modern history where our children will be earning less than we did (should they be lucky to find a job in the first place). Do you think that's as a direct result of those 'lefties' (who have tried to protect jobs and wages) or greedy corporate fucktards (who are still trying to 'rationalise' industry and drive down wages mercilessly)? Think long and think hard about that.


:lol: :lol: :lol: thick as fuck.

It's always 1974 somewhere eh?
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Diamond Dog » 11 Nov 2016, 19:57

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Freezing your brain?
Do you think that your face looks the same?

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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Sneelock » 11 Nov 2016, 20:53

sloopjohnc wrote:Quaco's response to Toomanyhatz on why Charlie O. can't be on Facebook like everbody else.

Quacoan wrote:Because then we would find that behind the bearded music-geek persona he is actually an 18-year-old blonde Russian nympho.



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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby sloopjohnc » 20 Feb 2017, 14:40

Samoan, from diswashing procedure thread.

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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby K » 02 Mar 2017, 17:10

Ah, Baron.

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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Sneelock » 20 Apr 2017, 18:59

Minnie the Minx wrote:
Quaco wrote:I think awesome sauce comes from amazeballs!


I bet it does, if you squeeze 'em hard enough!
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby never/ever » 13 May 2017, 00:26

clive gash wrote:
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