JQW wrote:Davey The Fat Boy wrote:
It looks like someone already has.
** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**
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Fuck false modesty, I think this is hilarious.
In a thread titled Well, whoop-de-doo Mr Livingstone I wrote:
"Jesus loves you more than you will know, whoa, whoa, whoa"
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The corpse of 16th-century astronomer Nicolaus Corpenicus will rise from the grave this week to explain, once and for all, that the universe does not revolve around you, you self-centered prick.
The corpse of 16th-century astronomer Nicolaus Corpenicus will rise from the grave this week to explain, once and for all, that the universe does not revolve around you, you self-centered prick.
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This had me in stitches...
On a (possibly fake) newbie's "Hello" thread, brotherlouie wrote:... post elsewhere.
little frank black wrote: for fuck's sake, bryan, we're trying to be nice here and you have to say that.
brotherlouie wrote: I did mean elsewhere on the board. I wasn't aware that other boards existed. Apart from Penk's Hoffman side project.
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The Prof wrote:
McCartney: Nothing. A rude word. Next question.
Joe Garagiola: No, no, what was the rude word?
McCartney: Shit.
Joe Garagiola: Was it really? Good heavens, you frighten me to death.
McCartney: Oh alright, Siegfried...
Joe Garagiola: (Turning to those standing behind the band) What about you girls behind?
Ed McMahon: He's like yer dad, inni, this geezer?
Joe Garagiola: Are you, er...
Ed McMahon: Or your granddad.
Joe Garagiola: (To Tellulah Bankhead) Are you worried, or are you just enjoying yourself?
Tellulah Bankhead: Enjoying myself.
Joe Garagiola: Are you?
Tellulah Bankhead: Yeah.
Joe Garagiola: Ah, that's what I thought you were doing.
Tellulah Bankhead: I always wanted to meet you.
Joe Garagiola: Did you really?
Tellulah Bankhead: Yeah.
Joe Garagiola: We'll meet afterwards, shall we?
Lennon: You dirty sod. You dirty old man!
Joe Garagiola: Well keep going, chief, keep going. Go on, you've got another five seconds. Say something outrageous.
Lennon: You dirty bastard!
Joe Garagiola: Go on, again.
Lennon: You dirty fucker!
Joe Garagiola: What a clever boy!
Lennon: What a fucking rotter.
griff on fire in the BCB's most decorated thread....
...got me started and then...
sealed it. Top work.
little frank black wrote:Rorschach wrote:4 A levels - all grade A
*visualises bacon sandwiches falling to ground all over world*
...got me started and then...
little frank black wrote:Ali wrote:Is it hard to smoke and do maths at the same time?
*lights camel light*
how many times do i have to explain this to the two of you?
sealed it. Top work.
And Velvis has plans...
Velvis wrote:I'm thinking of giving up my afternoon and evening drinking in favor of morning drinking. You know, that pleasant buzz you feel as you lurch into work in the morning, caroming off the office walls. The cheerful variety of working a new job every week. The wild, weaving drives to work. The laughter as you absent-mindedly drop bits of snack food into the incision of patients undergoing surgery. The satisfaction of screaming "Fuck you!" at the judge.
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From the "Which, if any, poster would you employ?" thread:
Yeah yeah, I know it's a bit pot/kettle/black with me posting this to the Treasury, but it did make me laugh.
JQW wrote:Bhoywonder - head of the despatch department
Yeah yeah, I know it's a bit pot/kettle/black with me posting this to the Treasury, but it did make me laugh.
savoirfaire wrote:They are extremely cuddly, to the point where I think I was literally molested by a few of them. I completely understand how the farmer-goat relationships must happen.
Pure fuckin' genius:
On the Which God would you employ thread...
On the Which God would you employ thread...
Billybob Dylan wrote:Penk wrote:It's got to be Vishnu hasn't it, it'd be like getting two workers for the price of one.Velvis wrote:Rama - A good organizer. Just make sure his wife is safe and hire the monkey along with him.
No! Hire Rama, and you get Lama and Ding Dong thrown in for free.
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Billybob Dylan wrote:bhoywonder wrote:Not being a physicist, this won't be a very precise answer. But it is pretty cool.
There's a pretty well respected theory among physicists that the other side of the universe (ie, if you take the big bang theory as acceptable then we're talking about the bits that what we know and name as the universe hasn't reached yet) is made up of what they refer to as 'fields'. When questioned a few years ago as to what these fields were made up of, or how many of these fields existed. They answered that they weren't sure, but it was almost certain they were made up of matter and that there had to be "a minimum of 38". Which was too close to 42 for my liking!
It's a fascinating area, but it doesn't half make your brain hurt.
I remember when this part of the universe was all fields.
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To the question: what was the worst thing you ever had in your mouth, the following dialogue evolves, with a killer punchline by Johnny Fartpants of this parish...
Johnny Fartpants wrote:Sea Of Tunes wrote:Johnny Fartpants wrote:Tesco Value Lager.
Its Dutch counterpart is called Euroshopper. 33 Eurocents per pint. Undrinkable. But you can get stinko on it cheap.
Tesco Value Lager is only 2% alcohol. You have to drink 84 cans of it to get drunk. You'd have more chance of drowning first.
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