** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Backslapping time. Well done us. We are fantastic.
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Postby Jeff K » 11 May 2006, 01:05

From the Albums You Have Masturbated To thread...

JQW wrote:
Davey The Fat Boy wrote:
Image


It looks like someone already has.
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Postby Billybob Dylan » 11 May 2006, 03:15

Well, it made me laugh:

The Prof wrote:
neverknows wrote:What with the name and avatar change, it took me a while to realise who Mick Turate was (though he's obviously a top fella.)


A mistake surely - It's billybob dylan :?

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Postby Todd » 11 May 2006, 22:48

Fuck false modesty, I think this is hilarious.


In a thread titled Well, whoop-de-doo Mr Livingstone I wrote:

"Jesus loves you more than you will know, whoa, whoa, whoa"


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Postby The Modernist » 11 May 2006, 23:23

Todd wrote:Fuck false modesty, I think this is hilarious.


In a thread titled Well, whoop-de-doo Mr Livingstone I wrote:

"Jesus loves you more than you will know, whoa, whoa, whoa"




Bad form old boy.

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Postby Neige » 12 May 2006, 08:02

This had me in stitches...

On a (possibly fake) newbie's "Hello" thread, brotherlouie wrote:... post elsewhere.


little frank black wrote: for fuck's sake, bryan, we're trying to be nice here and you have to say that. :x


brotherlouie wrote: I did mean elsewhere on the board. I wasn't aware that other boards existed. Apart from Penk's Hoffman side project.
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Postby Billybob Dylan » 12 May 2006, 20:12

The Prof wrote:Image

McCartney: Nothing. A rude word. Next question.
Joe Garagiola: No, no, what was the rude word?
McCartney: Shit.
Joe Garagiola: Was it really? Good heavens, you frighten me to death.
McCartney: Oh alright, Siegfried...
Joe Garagiola: (Turning to those standing behind the band) What about you girls behind?
Ed McMahon: He's like yer dad, inni, this geezer?
Joe Garagiola: Are you, er...
Ed McMahon: Or your granddad.
Joe Garagiola: (To Tellulah Bankhead) Are you worried, or are you just enjoying yourself?
Tellulah Bankhead: Enjoying myself.
Joe Garagiola: Are you?
Tellulah Bankhead: Yeah.
Joe Garagiola: Ah, that's what I thought you were doing.
Tellulah Bankhead: I always wanted to meet you.
Joe Garagiola: Did you really?
Tellulah Bankhead: Yeah.
Joe Garagiola: We'll meet afterwards, shall we?
Lennon: You dirty sod. You dirty old man!
Joe Garagiola: Well keep going, chief, keep going. Go on, you've got another five seconds. Say something outrageous.
Lennon: You dirty bastard!
Joe Garagiola: Go on, again.
Lennon: You dirty fucker!
Joe Garagiola: What a clever boy!
Lennon: What a fucking rotter.

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Postby Arthur Crud » 14 May 2006, 06:17

griff on fire in the BCB's most decorated thread....

little frank black wrote:
Rorschach wrote:4 A levels - all grade A


*visualises bacon sandwiches falling to ground all over world*


...got me started and then...

little frank black wrote:
Ali wrote:Is it hard to smoke and do maths at the same time?


*lights camel light*

how many times do i have to explain this to the two of you? :roll:


sealed it. Top work.

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Postby & » 15 May 2006, 04:15

On the 'Carlsson sells out because he's got an avatar now' discussion...

Bob wrote:
Jeff K wrote:I'm just afraid he's going to start liking music made after 1976.


I'm afraid he's going to start liking music that was actually made.

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Postby & » 15 May 2006, 04:17

And Velvis has plans...

Velvis wrote:I'm thinking of giving up my afternoon and evening drinking in favor of morning drinking. You know, that pleasant buzz you feel as you lurch into work in the morning, caroming off the office walls. The cheerful variety of working a new job every week. The wild, weaving drives to work. The laughter as you absent-mindedly drop bits of snack food into the incision of patients undergoing surgery. The satisfaction of screaming "Fuck you!" at the judge.

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Postby Nikki Gradual » 15 May 2006, 06:54

Arthur Crud wrote:griff on fire...



If only
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Postby Scally Mcgrew » 15 May 2006, 16:43

On the 'Ruud Toon' thread:

JQW wrote:I'm sure I saw Ruud wearing the black & white stripes, yesterday:

Image
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Postby Heilan Coo » 15 May 2006, 17:57

From the "Which, if any, poster would you employ?" thread:

JQW wrote:Bhoywonder - head of the despatch department


Yeah yeah, I know it's a bit pot/kettle/black with me posting this to the Treasury, but it did make me laugh.
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Postby K » 15 May 2006, 19:36

Pure fuckin' genius:

On the Which God would you employ thread...

Billybob Dylan wrote:
Penk wrote:It's got to be Vishnu hasn't it, it'd be like getting two workers for the price of one.

Velvis wrote:Rama - A good organizer. Just make sure his wife is safe and hire the monkey along with him.

No! Hire Rama, and you get Lama and Ding Dong thrown in for free.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 16 May 2006, 07:05

As long as you know what a humidor is......and the smoking habits of Bhoywonder.....


Jumper K wrote:
bhoywonder wrote:The pair of you, any time you like, out of shape old farts.

Says the walking humidor.


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Postby bhoywonder » 16 May 2006, 16:17

2 entries on the one ppage. And both for the wrong reasons. :cry:

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Postby Billybob Dylan » 16 May 2006, 18:10

From the Bomb In The Mersey thread:

Sutekh wrote:Image

"A wha'? A bomb? Sound! Dat'll do dere den for shiftin' me blocked lavvy."
"I've been reduced to thruppence!"

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Postby Snarfyguy » 16 May 2006, 19:32

Billybob Dylan wrote:
bhoywonder wrote:Not being a physicist, this won't be a very precise answer. But it is pretty cool.

There's a pretty well respected theory among physicists that the other side of the universe (ie, if you take the big bang theory as acceptable then we're talking about the bits that what we know and name as the universe hasn't reached yet) is made up of what they refer to as 'fields'. When questioned a few years ago as to what these fields were made up of, or how many of these fields existed. They answered that they weren't sure, but it was almost certain they were made up of matter and that there had to be "a minimum of 38". Which was too close to 42 for my liking!

It's a fascinating area, but it doesn't half make your brain hurt.

I remember when this part of the universe was all fields.
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Postby Sea Of Tunes » 16 May 2006, 22:16

To the question: what was the worst thing you ever had in your mouth, the following dialogue evolves, with a killer punchline by Johnny Fartpants of this parish...

Johnny Fartpants wrote:
Sea Of Tunes wrote:
Johnny Fartpants wrote:Tesco Value Lager.


Its Dutch counterpart is called Euroshopper. 33 Eurocents per pint. Undrinkable. But you can get stinko on it cheap.


Tesco Value Lager is only 2% alcohol. You have to drink 84 cans of it to get drunk. You'd have more chance of drowning first.

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Postby Arthur Crud » 16 May 2006, 22:50

DWD on Minnie's kitten thread

Dances With Difficulty wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:Going to a friends house tonight to look at her kittens.


There you go again with your innuendo...... :D

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Postby The Prof » 16 May 2006, 23:39

Unacknowledged, but quite magnificent;

Archbishop Modernist! wrote:BTW the God thread on nextdoorland is on 13 pages while this is on 15.
It's official -The Clash are bigger than God.


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