Laydeez & Gentl'men, QUACO'S BIRTHDAY THREAD

Backslapping time. Well done us. We are fantastic.
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Neige
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Postby Neige » 10 Jan 2006, 12:56

I missed it too (didn't know what to say, more like). :oops:

Anyway, happy belated birthday to one of my favourite posters here
Thumpety-thump beats plinkety-plonk every time. - Rayge

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Nikki Gradual
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Postby Nikki Gradual » 11 Jan 2006, 13:48

And me :oops:
Never mind, this small work of genius should make up for it.

WHY I LOVE QUACO
By Nicholas Algernon Gradual III, Class 3b (Miss Maclean)

Brilliance in flashes
Never rehashes
Wears galoshes
Doesn't sport 'taches
Used to be dashes

Once went to NY for fun
Not at all like a gryphon
Intellectual siphon
Penis like a python
Or was it hyphens?

Makes his own laws
Has hands not paws
Usurps social mores
Likes climbing tors
No it was definitely underscores

Mentally quick
Never misses a trick
Likes larks tongue in aspic
In fact near enough perfick
I hate the fucking -----
He's thrown a kettle over a pub; what have you done?"

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Pete the Pick
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Postby Pete the Pick » 11 Jan 2006, 17:30

Fine, fine, but have you listened to that Ollie Halsall I sent you eons ago?
"Buy Bovril, And Take A Bite Out Of Communism!"

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Quaco
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Postby Quaco » 11 Jan 2006, 17:32

Thank you, James. The final-line device was truly inspired! I can only hope it took you four whole days to come up with this, because otherwise I would have to conclude that you are very very brilliant.
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Pat O'Banton
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Postby Pat O'Banton » 11 Jan 2006, 17:38

Quaco wrote: I can only hope it took you four whole days to come up with this, because otherwise I would have to conclude that you are very very brilliant.


i know which one is more likely.
Goat Boy wrote:TVc 15 rocks my world. The chorus makes me want to fuck a horse.

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Nikki Gradual
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Postby Nikki Gradual » 11 Jan 2006, 17:58

athletico giraffe 06 wrote:
Quaco wrote: I can only hope it took you four whole days to come up with this, because otherwise I would have to conclude that you are very very brilliant.


i know which one is more likely.


Nice to see than my four minutes of toil wasn't wasted. As it went down so well, here are some of the lines I couldn't use:

Taught me 40,000 Headmen by Traffic

Er, actually that's it.
He's thrown a kettle over a pub; what have you done?"

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Postby Phenomenal Cat » 09 Jan 2007, 02:43

And Happy Birthday once again.
Now, I’m liberal, but to a degree
I want everybody to be free
But if you think that I’ll let Rick Santorum
Move in next door and marry my son
You must think I’m crazy!

But somehow when you smile, I can brave bad weather.

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Postby Quaco » 08 Jun 2013, 02:56

Pete the Pick wrote:Fine, fine, but have you listened to that Ollie Halsall I sent you eons ago?

No! :oops:
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