How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?
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How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?
A friend (no, really) asked me the other day as he has a new screwing partner and he sees me as some sort of sex experienced guru (God knows why) I did alright in my day but now I've got one partner for the long haul and I'm not sure how to answer him so I throw it open to the membership.
nathan wrote:I realize there is a time and a place for unsexy music, but I personally have no time for it.
Django wrote: It's video clips of earnest post-rock I want, and I have little time for anything else.
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Well for some reason the only girl i did it with introduced it to me, I think it felt really hollow.
But for the man to bring it up might be seen in a poor light. Hence, wait for the lady to make the move. Otherwise she just isn't interested.
But for the man to bring it up might be seen in a poor light. Hence, wait for the lady to make the move. Otherwise she just isn't interested.
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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?
Set the mood ... sexy music, soft lighting, nice bottle of wine ... then take her by the hand, stare straight into her eyes and ask "ey up luv, do yer take it up the shitter ?".
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This is not something that "your friend" should just spring on his new lady friend. I'd say start out with a little butt play when he's giving her head, see how she responds to being licked or touched, if she jumps and screams (in a bad way) then he's probably not going to get any bum love anytime soon. If she pushes back against his tongue or asks him to stick his tongue or finger in her bottom, then he's hit the jackpot and should marry her.
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Hotsie wrote:This is not something that "your friend" should just spring on his new lady friend. I'd say start out with a little butt play when he's giving her head, see how she responds to being licked or touched, if she jumps and screams (in a bad way) then he's probably not going to get any bum love anytime soon. If she pushes back against his tongue or asks him to stick his tongue or finger in her bottom, then he's hit the jackpot and should marry her.
That's kind of what I said. It really is a friend, I've been with the same girl for four years and we have dealt with this issue along time ago.
nathan wrote:I realize there is a time and a place for unsexy music, but I personally have no time for it.
Django wrote: It's video clips of earnest post-rock I want, and I have little time for anything else.
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Did you hit the jackpot?Mr. Maps wrote:Hotsie wrote:This is not something that "your friend" should just spring on his new lady friend. I'd say start out with a little butt play when he's giving her head, see how she responds to being licked or touched, if she jumps and screams (in a bad way) then he's probably not going to get any bum love anytime soon. If she pushes back against his tongue or asks him to stick his tongue or finger in her bottom, then he's hit the jackpot and should marry her.
That's kind of what I said. It really is a friend, I've been with the same girl for four years and we have dealt with this issue along time ago.
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Hotsie wrote:Did you hit the jackpot?Mr. Maps wrote:Hotsie wrote:This is not something that "your friend" should just spring on his new lady friend. I'd say start out with a little butt play when he's giving her head, see how she responds to being licked or touched, if she jumps and screams (in a bad way) then he's probably not going to get any bum love anytime soon. If she pushes back against his tongue or asks him to stick his tongue or finger in her bottom, then he's hit the jackpot and should marry her.
That's kind of what I said. It really is a friend, I've been with the same girl for four years and we have dealt with this issue along time ago.
I'm not one to get too personal on this site and she does sometimes lurk here. If she saw it she would liberate me from my nut sack and fancy herself a change purse.
nathan wrote:I realize there is a time and a place for unsexy music, but I personally have no time for it.
Django wrote: It's video clips of earnest post-rock I want, and I have little time for anything else.
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Mr. Maps wrote:Hotsie wrote:Did you hit the jackpot?Mr. Maps wrote:Hotsie wrote:This is not something that "your friend" should just spring on his new lady friend. I'd say start out with a little butt play when he's giving her head, see how she responds to being licked or touched, if she jumps and screams (in a bad way) then he's probably not going to get any bum love anytime soon. If she pushes back against his tongue or asks him to stick his tongue or finger in her bottom, then he's hit the jackpot and should marry her.
That's kind of what I said. It really is a friend, I've been with the same girl for four years and we have dealt with this issue along time ago.
I'm not one to get too personal on this site and she does sometimes lurk here. If she saw it she would liberate me from my nut sack and fancy herself a change purse.
That's a yes then
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Wile E Tapioca - Genius wrote:That's a yes then
Hotsie wrote:that's a no then?
nathan wrote:I realize there is a time and a place for unsexy music, but I personally have no time for it.
Django wrote: It's video clips of earnest post-rock I want, and I have little time for anything else.
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