How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

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Postby souphound » 06 Oct 2005, 19:04

Diamond Dog wrote:
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Going Sutekh wrote:This bloody thread has come back to life somewhat, hasn't it? :roll:


Evidently it has indeed reared up again.


What a bummer.



Especially considering it had almost made its way all the way to the bottom, of the page.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 06 Oct 2005, 19:06

SoupHound wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:
SoupHound wrote:
Going Sutekh wrote:This bloody thread has come back to life somewhat, hasn't it? :roll:


Evidently it has indeed reared up again.


What a bummer.



Especially considering it had almost made its way all the way to the bottom, of the page.


Yep, it was going down, all the way.
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Postby Sea Of Tunes » 06 Oct 2005, 20:53

I will bump it *up there* right now. It needs to be erected in all of its potential glory, to be inserted into the pathway of glory, namely the golden brown rear entrance of true ladies.
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Postby Mr Maps » 06 Oct 2005, 21:22

Atomic Loonybin wrote:
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Maxwell's Golden Pickaxe wrote:Well, Mr.Maps, has your friend managed to 'convince' his girl to take it up the ass?


Judging from the public display I witnessed the other night at our local, I'd be surprised if there is anything she won't allow in private.

But it's not happened yet as far as I know.
:shock:

You can't leave it there! tell us more, tell us more.


I simply meant that they were drunkenly making out and mauling each other in a corner booth. A train wreck scenario where many uttered the classic phrase, 'get a room'.
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Postby Count Machuki » 06 Oct 2005, 21:47

Mr. Maps wrote:
Atomic Loonybin wrote:
Mr. Maps wrote:
Maxwell's Golden Pickaxe wrote:Well, Mr.Maps, has your friend managed to 'convince' his girl to take it up the ass?


Judging from the public display I witnessed the other night at our local, I'd be surprised if there is anything she won't allow in private.

But it's not happened yet as far as I know.
:shock:

You can't leave it there! tell us more, tell us more.


I simply meant that they were drunkenly making out and mauling each other in a corner booth. A train wreck scenario where many uttered the classic phrase, 'get a room'.


the deed has already been done, thus this thread can die.
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Postby Jenny Taylia » 06 Oct 2005, 21:56

Why doe'nt you just say; "can i have bumsex plaese?" :?

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Postby The Slider » 07 Oct 2005, 21:21

martha, you know that,
and I know that.

let them get on with it.

Amateurs. :roll:
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Postby Sea Of Tunes » 07 Oct 2005, 22:11

Jenny Taylia wrote:Why doe'nt you just say; "can i have bumsex plaese?" :?


Can I have bumsex plaese?
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Sea Of Tunes wrote:I don't believe most politicians, and I don't believe organised religions, although I firmly believe in God.


I TOO BELIEVE IN YOU, FRIEND.
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Postby Sea Of Tunes » 12 Jun 2007, 08:29

God wrote:
Sea Of Tunes wrote:I don't believe most politicians, and I don't believe organised religions, although I firmly believe in God.


I TOO BELIEVE IN YOU, FRIEND.


Thank You, most Highest One. Since you only allowed Moses to see your Back Parts on Mount Sinai, are you in for some serious back door work then? Your most humble servant.
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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby Sea Of Tunes » 15 Jun 2007, 08:37

goldwax wrote:
Mr Maps wrote: I throw it open to the membership.


So to speak!


I think Maps meant it literally. The swine!
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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

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This was a classic?
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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 28 Apr 2009, 22:19

How did this thread ever die?
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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby Mr Maps » 29 Apr 2009, 02:51

Minnie the Minx wrote:How did this thread ever die?


We've put it behind us.
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Django wrote: It's video clips of earnest post-rock I want, and I have little time for anything else.

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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby quix » 15 Jul 2009, 20:20

this is the first time i've ever been in here....

i'll come in here more often i think. :D

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Postby Insouciant Western People » 15 Jul 2009, 20:28

quixotica wrote:this is the first time i've ever been in here....

i'll come in here more often i think. :D


Aptly put.

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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby Belle Lettre » 21 Aug 2009, 18:14

Vade retro.
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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby Count Machuki » 17 Sep 2010, 01:26

bobzilla77 wrote:Kiss' "Nothing To Lose" seems to be about convincing a girl to take it up the ass. That would have made my day if I'd figured it out in seventh grade.

"So baby please don't refuse - ya know ya got nothing to loooooose..."
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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby bobzilla77 » 17 Sep 2010, 19:59

Count Machuki wrote:
bobzilla77 wrote:Kiss' "Nothing To Lose" seems to be about convincing a girl to take it up the ass. That would have made my day if I'd figured it out in seventh grade.

"So baby please don't refuse - ya know ya got nothing to loooooose..."


Well let's investigate, maybe the answer to the question is to be found in one of Kiss' most classic songs.

Before I had a baby
I didn't care anyway
I thought about the back door
I didn't know what to say


The singer is curious about the experience but seems uncertain how to request it from a partner he's not in a loving relationship with. And indeed, anal is not considered a "first date" activity so he appears to be following generally accepted protocol.

But once I got a baby
I, I tried every way
She didn't wanna do it
But she did anyway


And here lies the answer. Now in a partnership with someone he trusts, he is willing to make the effort, trying every available option to convince her to go through with this. And yes, his partner does express reservations, but proves herself "GGG" (good, giving and game) enough to give it a whirl.

So how'd that work out for him?

So now I've got a baby
And we've tried every way
You know she wants to do it
And she does anyway


A happy ending! With the help of some skillful manipulation, patience and generous amounts of lubricant, Simmons eventually makes this a pleasurable activity for both of them. As the old saying goes, "Don't knock it until you've tried it."

But perhaps having an eight-inch tongue gives him an unfair advantage.
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