Count Machuki wrote:
bobzilla77 wrote:Kiss' "Nothing To Lose" seems to be about convincing a girl to take it up the ass. That would have made my day if I'd figured it out in seventh grade.
"So baby please don't refuse - ya know ya got nothing to loooooose..."
Well let's investigate, maybe the answer to the question is to be found in one of Kiss' most classic songs.
Before I had a baby
I didn't care anyway
I thought about the back door
I didn't know what to say
The singer is curious about the experience but seems uncertain how to request it from a partner he's not in a loving relationship with. And indeed, anal is not considered a "first date" activity so he appears to be following generally accepted protocol.
But once I got a baby
I, I tried every way
She didn't wanna do it
But she did anyway
And here lies the answer. Now in a partnership with someone he trusts, he is willing to make the effort, trying every available option to convince her to go through with this. And yes, his partner does express reservations, but proves herself "GGG" (good, giving and game) enough to give it a whirl.
So how'd that work out for him?
So now I've got a baby
And we've tried every way
You know she wants to do it
And she does anyway
A happy ending! With the help of some skillful manipulation, patience and generous amounts of lubricant, Simmons eventually makes this a pleasurable activity for both of them. As the old saying goes, "Don't knock it until you've tried it."
But perhaps having an eight-inch tongue gives him an unfair advantage.