How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

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Postby Sambient » 04 Oct 2005, 15:50

Porridge Of Tunes wrote:
Sambient wrote:Hey. This thread is back.


BTW, I'd meant to say this earlier. I think shampoo as a lube, even in a pinch, is a bad idea. Um, soap burns.
Maybe using conditioner, but softness is not a desired effect in this activity.


You are so right. Shampoo is basic, mostly, with a pH above 7. Hence, it bites and hurts.
KY or good facial moisturizing cream does the trick.
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Or body lotion, which is thicker and slower to absorb than facial creams hence giving more enduring slip. My facial moisturizers are too expensive to stick up my ass. But oh, how youthful a bunghole it would be.

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Postby Very Stable Baron » 04 Oct 2005, 15:56

Sambient wrote:
Porridge Of Tunes wrote:
Sambient wrote:Hey. This thread is back.


BTW, I'd meant to say this earlier. I think shampoo as a lube, even in a pinch, is a bad idea. Um, soap burns.
Maybe using conditioner, but softness is not a desired effect in this activity.


You are so right. Shampoo is basic, mostly, with a pH above 7. Hence, it bites and hurts.
KY or good facial moisturizing cream does the trick.
\

Or body lotion, which is thicker and slower to absorb than facial creams hence giving more enduring slip. My facial moisturizers are too expensive to stick up my ass. But oh, how youthful a bunghole it would be.


If there was ever any doubt about the Classic Thread Worthiness of this thread, I think Sambient has just, um, evacuated it.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 04 Oct 2005, 15:58

Sambient wrote:. My facial moisturizers are too expensive to stick up my ass. But oh, how youthful a bunghole it would be.


*TP for my bunghole*
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Postby Sea Of Tunes » 04 Oct 2005, 16:00

Mr. Maps wrote:
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This thread is priceless.


So, classic or no?


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Postby Sambient » 04 Oct 2005, 16:51

Der Baron wrote:If there was ever any doubt about the Classic Thread Worthiness of this thread, I think Sambient has just, um, evacuated it.


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Postby Maxwell's Golden Pickaxe » 04 Oct 2005, 17:32

Well, Mr.Maps, has your friend managed to 'convince' his girl to take it up the ass?

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Postby LMG » 04 Oct 2005, 17:41

Sambient wrote:But oh, how youthful a bunghole it would be.


If not a classic thread, it certainly might make a good musical.

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Postby JQW » 04 Oct 2005, 17:45

LMG wrote:
Sambient wrote:But oh, how youthful a bunghole it would be.


If not a classic thread, it certainly might make a good musical.

What's Ben Elton up to at the moment?


Pop upstairs and ask him!
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Postby Mr Maps » 06 Oct 2005, 14:22

Maxwell's Golden Pickaxe wrote:Well, Mr.Maps, has your friend managed to 'convince' his girl to take it up the ass?


Judging from the public display I witnessed the other night at our local, I'd be surprised if there is anything she won't allow in private.

But it's not happened yet as far as I know.
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Postby souphound » 06 Oct 2005, 14:23

Mr. Maps wrote:
Maxwell's Golden Pickaxe wrote:Well, Mr.Maps, has your friend managed to 'convince' his girl to take it up the ass?


I'd be surprised if there is anything she won't allow in private.


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Postby atomic loonybin » 06 Oct 2005, 16:36

Mr. Maps wrote:
Maxwell's Golden Pickaxe wrote:Well, Mr.Maps, has your friend managed to 'convince' his girl to take it up the ass?


Judging from the public display I witnessed the other night at our local, I'd be surprised if there is anything she won't allow in private.

But it's not happened yet as far as I know.
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 06 Oct 2005, 16:43

Atomic Loonybin wrote:
Mr. Maps wrote:
Maxwell's Golden Pickaxe wrote:Well, Mr.Maps, has your friend managed to 'convince' his girl to take it up the ass?


Judging from the public display I witnessed the other night at our local, I'd be surprised if there is anything she won't allow in private.

But it's not happened yet as far as I know.
:shock:

You can't leave it there! tell us more, tell us more.


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Postby Diamond Dog » 06 Oct 2005, 17:57

The Smamfy wrote:
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Yeah, man! Is she a Calgarian?


she sounds like a Taurean to me.


Sounds like a pig to me.
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 06 Oct 2005, 18:25

The Smamfy wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:
The Smamfy wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:
Yeah, man! Is she a Calgarian?


she sounds like a Taurean to me.


Sounds like a pig to me.


lets not judge her, till we've drank in her shoes.



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Postby Sea Of Tunes » 06 Oct 2005, 18:27

Did she sit on the stool a bit uneasily? Like, shifting from one buttock onto another, and back? That could be indicative of anal intercourse.
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Postby souphound » 06 Oct 2005, 18:38

The Smamfy wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:
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lets not judge her, till we've drank in her shoes.


I doubt her shoes are big enough for us all to fit.


has she got flat feet?


Why? Is your drink flat dear?
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 06 Oct 2005, 18:42

The Smamfy wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:
The Smamfy wrote:
lets not judge her, till we've drank in her shoes.


I doubt her shoes are big enough for us all to fit.


has she got flat feet?


I don't know. Anyhow, wouldn't it just be easier to go to a pub?
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Postby Phil T » 06 Oct 2005, 18:45

This bloody thread has come back to life somewhat, hasn't it? :roll:

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Postby souphound » 06 Oct 2005, 18:48

Going Sutekh wrote:This bloody thread has come back to life somewhat, hasn't it? :roll:


Evidently it has indeed reared up again.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 06 Oct 2005, 18:53

SoupHound wrote:
Going Sutekh wrote:This bloody thread has come back to life somewhat, hasn't it? :roll:


Evidently it has indeed reared up again.



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