How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby Nolamike » 17 Sep 2010, 20:20

bobzilla77 wrote:
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bobzilla77 wrote:Kiss' "Nothing To Lose" seems to be about convincing a girl to take it up the ass. That would have made my day if I'd figured it out in seventh grade.

"So baby please don't refuse - ya know ya got nothing to loooooose..."


Well let's investigate, maybe the answer to the question is to be found in one of Kiss' most classic songs.

Before I had a baby
I didn't care anyway
I thought about the back door
I didn't know what to say


The singer is curious about the experience but seems uncertain how to request it from a partner he's not in a loving relationship with. And indeed, anal is not considered a "first date" activity so he appears to be following generally accepted protocol.

But once I got a baby
I, I tried every way
She didn't wanna do it
But she did anyway


And here lies the answer. Now in a partnership with someone he trusts, he is willing to make the effort, trying every available option to convince her to go through with this. And yes, his partner does express reservations, but proves herself "GGG" (good, giving and game) enough to give it a whirl.

So how'd that work out for him?

So now I've got a baby
And we've tried every way
You know she wants to do it
And she does anyway


A happy ending! With the help of some skillful manipulation, patience and generous amounts of lubricant, Simmons eventually makes this a pleasurable activity for both of them.


Well, until it becomes time to clean up the Santorum.
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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby Loki » 09 Dec 2010, 02:08

Minnie the Minx wrote:How did this thread ever die?

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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby Slugger » 05 Jun 2011, 18:41

maybe there's no need. Two of the biggest thrills in my sad little life of the past 10 yrs are the 2 occasions, details withheld, when 2 women deliberately swayed their asses while i was, for entirely innocent reasons, behind them. I guess they could tell i was eyeing them up and got somekinda thrill turning me on which they did. Best 2 arousals i've had in my life.
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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 15 Aug 2011, 14:20

Bumped for reasons of eminent topicality.
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can you move this tweed jacket to classic threads as well?

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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby bobzilla77 » 23 Feb 2012, 19:27

Minnie the Minx wrote:How did this thread ever die?



I supposed we can't be arsed anymore.
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Re: How do you convince a girl to take it up the ass?

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 25 Aug 2012, 14:35

bobzilla77 wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:How did this thread ever die?



I supposed we can't be arsed anymore.


Let it go to Uranus.
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