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Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:26

*LOL*

why?? you nut! :lol:
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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 00:27

MaryJeff K wrote:*LOL*

why?? you nut! :lol:


Just because. :oops:
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Postby Jeff K » 29 Apr 2005, 00:28

Please! please! people!

Settle down! One question at a time.

One Killians Red coming right up for Uncle Spellbinder.
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Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:30

Uncle Spellbinder wrote:
MaryJeff K wrote:*LOL*

why?? you nut! :lol:


Just because. :oops:


it's deceiving, trust me....i look worse in person

but thank you, i'll take the compliment, anyway :D


JEFF! another beer for the gentleman.... (i figure after another six pack, i'll look like Cindy Crawford to him :twisted: )
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Postby marios » 29 Apr 2005, 00:31

Jeff, Uncle Spellbinder is flirting with your wife.
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Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:32

marios jeff k wrote:Jeff, Uncle Spellbinder is flirting with your wife.


:lol:


SHHH!!! *stomps on your foot*
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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 00:35

Jeff K wrote:Please! please! people!

Settle down! One question at a time.

One Killians Red coming right up for Uncle Spellbinder.


Thank you Jeff!

*takes rather large drink*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Refreshing.
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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 00:37

MaryJeff K wrote:i look worse in person

but thank you, i'll take the compliment, anyway :D


Not possible.
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Postby j » 29 Apr 2005, 00:53

Dear Jeff,

Some of my friends don't share my taste in music.
They come round and point at my CDs and laugh.

One ex-friend seemed to think it funny that there was ever a group called "Kitchens Of Distinction", and found it particularly hilarious that I bought their CDs. "Why did no-one else buy them?....because they were crap" he used to delight in saying.

I tried to convert him but he wasn't having any of it.

Eventually I twa**ed him.
He's currently in my cellar, but starting to smell really bad.

What should I do about the others?

Edit: oops that was supposed to be a PM :oops:
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Postby Jeff K » 29 Apr 2005, 00:57

jonathan wrote:Dear Jeff,

Some of my friends don't share my taste in music.
They come round and point at my CDs and laugh.

One ex-friend seemed to think it funny that there was ever a group called "Kitchens Of Distinction", and found it particularly hilarious that I bought their CDs. "Why did no-one else buy them?....because they were crap" he used to delight in saying.

I tried to convert him but he wasn't having any of it.

Eventually I twa**ed him.
He's currently in my cellar, but starting to smell really bad.

What should I do about the others?


If the group in question is Kitchens of Distinction then your friend may have a point. Or had a point, I should say. I guess it's too late to do anything about it now.
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Postby j » 29 Apr 2005, 01:06

Jeff K wrote:
jonathan wrote:Dear Jeff,

Some of my friends don't share my taste in music.
They come round and point at my CDs and laugh.

One ex-friend seemed to think it funny that there was ever a group called "Kitchens Of Distinction", and found it particularly hilarious that I bought their CDs. "Why did no-one else buy them?....because they were crap" he used to delight in saying.

I tried to convert him but he wasn't having any of it.

Eventually I twa**ed him.
He's currently in my cellar, but starting to smell really bad.

What should I do about the others?


If the group in question is Kitchens of Distinction then your friend may have a point. Or had a point, I should say. I guess it's too late to do anything about it now.


Oh dear.

I have committed crimes against humanity and musical taste.

*leaves board*

PS do you know where I can get a good quality spade?
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Postby Poppypoobah » 29 Apr 2005, 01:07

Uncle Spellbinder, she's even more beautiful in real life.
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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 01:13

Hotsie wrote:Uncle Spellbinder, she's even more beautiful in real life.


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Postby Andrew Lou Goldman » 29 Apr 2005, 01:15

Hey, what about my goddamned Heath Miller question?

Someone cut my fucking line!!
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Postby Poppypoobah » 29 Apr 2005, 01:20

Dick Trickle wrote:Hey, what about my goddamned Heath Miller question?

Someone cut my fucking line!!
It was probably one of the administrators?
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Postby natch » 29 Apr 2005, 01:21

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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 01:23

Dick Trickle wrote:Dear Jeff,

What impact will Heath Miller and Fred Gibson have on the Steelers offense next year, especially considering the departure of Plaxico Burress?


I, for one, would really like to hear your response to this one, Jeff.
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Postby Quaco » 29 Apr 2005, 01:33

jonathan wrote:Oh dear.

I have committed crimes against humanity and musical taste.

*leaves board*

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Right here, baby...

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Postby T. Berry Shuffle » 29 Apr 2005, 01:34

Jeff K wrote:Please! please! people!

Settle down! One question at a time.

One Killians Red coming right up for Uncle Spellbinder.


He asked for a beer, not flatulence.
You read that in a book, didn't you?!
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