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Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:06

Jeff K wrote:Now what was the question?


that was it.

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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 00:20

Jeff-

May I have another beer..........pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:21

no.

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Postby marios » 29 Apr 2005, 00:22

MaryJeff K wrote:no.


Blasphemy! Who are you to answer for our master?

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Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:23

his wife

see? i took his name

*points to name*


wanna do somethin' about it?? :evil:

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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 00:24

MaryJeff K wrote:no.

I asked the real Jeff K!

and, bu the way...

this is really turning me on. :twisted:
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Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:26

*LOL*

why?? you nut! :lol:

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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 00:27

MaryJeff K wrote:*LOL*

why?? you nut! :lol:


Just because. :oops:
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Postby Jeff K » 29 Apr 2005, 00:28

Please! please! people!

Settle down! One question at a time.

One Killians Red coming right up for Uncle Spellbinder.
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Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:30

Uncle Spellbinder wrote:
MaryJeff K wrote:*LOL*

why?? you nut! :lol:


Just because. :oops:


it's deceiving, trust me....i look worse in person

but thank you, i'll take the compliment, anyway :D


JEFF! another beer for the gentleman.... (i figure after another six pack, i'll look like Cindy Crawford to him :twisted: )

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Postby marios » 29 Apr 2005, 00:31

Jeff, Uncle Spellbinder is flirting with your wife.

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Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:32

marios jeff k wrote:Jeff, Uncle Spellbinder is flirting with your wife.


:lol:


SHHH!!! *stomps on your foot*

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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 00:35

Jeff K wrote:Please! please! people!

Settle down! One question at a time.

One Killians Red coming right up for Uncle Spellbinder.


Thank you Jeff!

*takes rather large drink*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Refreshing.
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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 00:37

MaryJeff K wrote:i look worse in person

but thank you, i'll take the compliment, anyway :D


Not possible.
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Postby J » 29 Apr 2005, 00:53

Dear Jeff,

Some of my friends don't share my taste in music.
They come round and point at my CDs and laugh.

One ex-friend seemed to think it funny that there was ever a group called "Kitchens Of Distinction", and found it particularly hilarious that I bought their CDs. "Why did no-one else buy them?....because they were crap" he used to delight in saying.

I tried to convert him but he wasn't having any of it.

Eventually I twa**ed him.
He's currently in my cellar, but starting to smell really bad.

What should I do about the others?

Edit: oops that was supposed to be a PM :oops:

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Postby Jeff K » 29 Apr 2005, 00:57

jonathan wrote:Dear Jeff,

Some of my friends don't share my taste in music.
They come round and point at my CDs and laugh.

One ex-friend seemed to think it funny that there was ever a group called "Kitchens Of Distinction", and found it particularly hilarious that I bought their CDs. "Why did no-one else buy them?....because they were crap" he used to delight in saying.

I tried to convert him but he wasn't having any of it.

Eventually I twa**ed him.
He's currently in my cellar, but starting to smell really bad.

What should I do about the others?


If the group in question is Kitchens of Distinction then your friend may have a point. Or had a point, I should say. I guess it's too late to do anything about it now.
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Postby J » 29 Apr 2005, 01:06

Jeff K wrote:
jonathan wrote:Dear Jeff,

Some of my friends don't share my taste in music.
They come round and point at my CDs and laugh.

One ex-friend seemed to think it funny that there was ever a group called "Kitchens Of Distinction", and found it particularly hilarious that I bought their CDs. "Why did no-one else buy them?....because they were crap" he used to delight in saying.

I tried to convert him but he wasn't having any of it.

Eventually I twa**ed him.
He's currently in my cellar, but starting to smell really bad.

What should I do about the others?


If the group in question is Kitchens of Distinction then your friend may have a point. Or had a point, I should say. I guess it's too late to do anything about it now.


Oh dear.

I have committed crimes against humanity and musical taste.

*leaves board*

PS do you know where I can get a good quality spade?

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Postby Poppypoobah » 29 Apr 2005, 01:07

Uncle Spellbinder, she's even more beautiful in real life.

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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 01:13

Hotsie wrote:Uncle Spellbinder, she's even more beautiful in real life.


I've no doubt.
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Postby Andrew Lou Goldman » 29 Apr 2005, 01:15

Hey, what about my goddamned Heath Miller question?

Someone cut my fucking line!!
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