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Postby no one » 28 Apr 2005, 23:18

Jeff,

do i have your permission to take advantage of a drunken English giraffe?

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Postby German Dave » 28 Apr 2005, 23:20

MaryJeff K wrote:Jeff,

do i have your permission to take advantage of a drunken English giraffe?


have you seen how wide i can spread 'em?
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no one

Postby no one » 28 Apr 2005, 23:22

your jaws?

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Postby Nikki Gradual » 28 Apr 2005, 23:28

Jeff,
Were you as sad as me when Huntley & Palmer closed down in Reading?

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Postby German Dave » 28 Apr 2005, 23:31

jeff

as an impartial observer and well-known sage, was the third one really over the line in '66?

i've got a tenner riding on this, by the way.

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Postby no one » 28 Apr 2005, 23:36

JEFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!










where'd he go??

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Postby Obvious Alf » 28 Apr 2005, 23:37

Jeff

Do you know the way to San Jose? I'm in Bridlington at the moment, if that helps.

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Postby Jeff K » 28 Apr 2005, 23:38

MaryJeff K wrote:JEFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!










where'd he go??


I'm still here. I was just re-reading and admiring my final list for the BCB Cup again. Now what was the question?
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 28 Apr 2005, 23:39

Dear Jeff,

I've never had to hold someone in esteem before. How do I do it?

Yours,

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Postby Nikki Gradual » 28 Apr 2005, 23:41

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Dear Jeff,

I've never had to hold someone in esteem before. How do I do it?

Yours,

Harvey


You put your right hand on their "esteem" and stroke lightly.
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Postby My name is Spaulding » 28 Apr 2005, 23:41

Dear Jeff,

er...

that´ll do.

Sincerely

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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 28 Apr 2005, 23:43

Nikki Gradual wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:Dear Jeff,

I've never had to hold someone in esteem before. How do I do it?

Yours,

Harvey


You put your right hand on their "esteem" and stroke lightly.


D'you mind? I was asking Jeff.
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no one

Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:06

Jeff K wrote:Now what was the question?


that was it.

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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 00:20

Jeff-

May I have another beer..........pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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no one

Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:21

no.

marios

Postby marios » 29 Apr 2005, 00:22

MaryJeff K wrote:no.


Blasphemy! Who are you to answer for our master?

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Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:23

his wife

see? i took his name

*points to name*


wanna do somethin' about it?? :evil:

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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 00:24

MaryJeff K wrote:no.

I asked the real Jeff K!

and, bu the way...

this is really turning me on. :twisted:
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no one

Postby no one » 29 Apr 2005, 00:26

*LOL*

why?? you nut! :lol:

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Postby Uncle Spellbinder » 29 Apr 2005, 00:27

MaryJeff K wrote:*LOL*

why?? you nut! :lol:


Just because. :oops:
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