ASK JEFF K!

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Postby Slim! » 29 Apr 2005, 06:59

Dear Jeff,

Is it OK to like 'Tourist' by Athlete?
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Postby steamhammer » 29 Apr 2005, 09:46

Dear Jeff

Betty is feeling awful sore with her new anal implants after we do Mariosstyle. I'm wondering whether playing some of the Rubble Collection during our thrusting sessions might alleviate the pain?

Advice appreciated as always.


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Postby PENK » 29 Apr 2005, 12:49

Dear Jeff,
How can I fit your name into my own as a pun that helps me feel like I fit in?
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Postby Snarfyguy » 29 Apr 2005, 16:16

Lonely Planet Boy wrote: Jeff - Will you be posting a picture of the BCB Cup where so we can see what you won?

(Congratulations, by the way.)


When the Doyens' funding (inevitably) fell through, this was the best we could muster up.

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The budget cuts are annoying, but I suppose we'll just have to tighten our belts a notch...
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Postby Butch Manly » 29 Apr 2005, 17:13

Penk wrote:Dear Jeff,
How can I fit your name into my own as a pun that helps me feel like I fit in?


dear jeff pen k

you haven't thought this one through, have you?
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Postby yomptepi » 29 Apr 2005, 17:40

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the bcb cup , yesterday
You don't like me...do you?

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Postby Guest » 29 Apr 2005, 17:41

yomptepi wrote:Image

I have that picture hanging on my fridge so I can see it every morning. 'Tis a beautiful thing.

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Postby yomptepi » 29 Apr 2005, 17:43

I Like this one too

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You don't like me...do you?

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Postby marios » 29 Apr 2005, 19:26

Barney Rubble wrote:Dear Jeff

Betty is feeling awful sore with her new anal implants after we do Mariosstyle. I'm wondering whether playing some of the Rubble Collection during our thrusting sessions might alleviate the pain?

Advice appreciated as always.


Barney


:shock:

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Postby PENK » 09 May 2005, 01:40

Dear Jeff,
Now that your 15 minutes are over and you can look back on your brief period in the limelight, is there anything in particular you regret?
Yours,
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Postby Jeff K » 09 May 2005, 01:48

Penk wrote:Dear Jeff,
Now that your 15 minutes are over and you can look back on your brief period in the limelight, is there anything in particular you regret?
Yours,
A fan (14)


I regret turning down the chance to join Ringo Starr and His All-Starr Band. The BCB Cup took up too much of my time this year so I had to tell him no.
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Postby NancyL21st » 07 Jun 2005, 09:53

Dear Jeff K,
Now when you're going through your 15 minutes again, how does it feel to have them again?
~ Nancy (26)
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Shoot me down...

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Postby Butch Manly » 28 Oct 2005, 15:25

*bump*

can we have this in classic threads, please?
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Postby marios » 28 Oct 2005, 15:28

G-Raff wrote:*bump*

can we have this in classic threads, please?


There you go bumping up his huge ego again. When will you learn Stefi?

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Postby Butch Manly » 28 Oct 2005, 15:37

= marios = wrote: When will you learn Stefi?


stefi?

do you mean sephi? i'll ask jeff.
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Postby marios » 28 Oct 2005, 15:40

G-Raff wrote:
= marios = wrote: When will you learn Stefi?


stefi?

do you mean sephi? i'll ask jeff.


You do that.

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Postby Jeff K » 28 Oct 2005, 15:48

For a minute there I thought this was a brand new Ask Jeff K thread.
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Postby marios » 28 Oct 2005, 15:54

Jeff K wrote:For a minute there I thought this was a brand new Ask Jeff K thread.


See what you did Stefi? You gave Jeff false hopes.

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Postby The Write Profile » 21 Mar 2006, 21:14

Dear Jeff,

Now that the BCB Cup is in its final stages, what measurements have you taken to ensure that victory is your's (again)?

Your's

A Challenger for the Crown.
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Postby Jeff K » 21 Mar 2006, 21:21

The Right Summery Profile wrote:Dear Jeff,

Now that the BCB Cup is in its final stages, what measurements have you taken to ensure that victory is your's (again)?

Your's

A Challenger for the Crown.


I studied and observed all the songs that were being mentioned the most in the past year and tried to come up with the most crowd pleasing, canonical list I could think of. Heck, I haven't even heard of half the songs but the important thing is, BCB likes them and that's what matters.
the science eel experiment wrote:Jesus Christ can't save BCB, i believe i can.