ASK JEFF K!

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Postby marios » 28 Oct 2005, 15:54

Jeff K wrote:For a minute there I thought this was a brand new Ask Jeff K thread.


See what you did Stefi? You gave Jeff false hopes.

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Postby The Write Profile » 21 Mar 2006, 21:14

Dear Jeff,

Now that the BCB Cup is in its final stages, what measurements have you taken to ensure that victory is your's (again)?

Your's

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Postby Jeff K » 21 Mar 2006, 21:21

The Right Summery Profile wrote:Dear Jeff,

Now that the BCB Cup is in its final stages, what measurements have you taken to ensure that victory is your's (again)?

Your's

A Challenger for the Crown.


I studied and observed all the songs that were being mentioned the most in the past year and tried to come up with the most crowd pleasing, canonical list I could think of. Heck, I haven't even heard of half the songs but the important thing is, BCB likes them and that's what matters.
the science eel experiment wrote:Jesus Christ can't save BCB, i believe i can.

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Postby Walk In My Shadow » 21 Mar 2006, 21:31

Of course you should have, you jackdaniels swiggin' twat!
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Postby Penk! » 21 Mar 2006, 21:49

Dear Jeff,

what is art?
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Postby Walk In My Shadow » 21 Mar 2006, 21:55

Dear Jeff,


Who is Penk?
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Postby Jeff K » 21 Mar 2006, 21:57

Penk is the Drug wrote:Dear Jeff,

what is art?


You're still asking that question?

Fuck if I know. My expertise is strictly music, Penk. Go to a museum, see all those pictures hanging on the wall? That is art.
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Re: ASK JEFF K!

Postby trans-chigley express » 22 Mar 2006, 04:32

Jeff K wrote:
TheBoyJeff K wrote:dear jeff,

for many years now i've had a secret affection for drama by yes. you know, it's the one with the buggles on it. is it ok to come clean and proclaim it's magnificence or do i continue to deride it publicly whilst giving it a secret spin every couple of weeks?

thanks in advance.


For anyone else to admit they like Drama, I would say, keep it secret.


Good advice. Unlike Griff I shall wisely keep my love for Drama to myself.









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Postby Sea Of Tunes » 25 Mar 2006, 12:15

Dear Jeff -
are you a real man, complete with functioning genitals, or are you the best version of the Turing Test yet known to humankind?
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Re: ASK JEFF K!

Postby king feeb » 10 Oct 2007, 20:52

Dear Jeff K-

What is the best way to get KY Jelly stains out of a rented clown suit?

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Re: ASK JEFF K!

Postby Maryann » 20 Jun 2015, 13:45

please don't ever delete this thread 8-)


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