Barry White fans needed for BBC tribute documentary

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Postby woodstock » 17 Sep 2003, 10:55

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Postby Snarfyguy » 17 Sep 2003, 16:38

Hmm. Looks like GemmaBBC didn't check back in with us. What's her problem?
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Postby LianneITV » 17 Sep 2003, 17:24

snarfyguy wrote:Hmm. Looks like GemmaBBC didn't check back in with us. What's her problem?


Mmmm.. maybe she's involved in some pervy bondage games with JaquiCNN and RebeccaSKY1.

Think about that.

Mmmm yah..

Bondage.

Mmmm

I'm off for a quick flick.

Shhh

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Postby LianneITV » 17 Sep 2003, 17:24

Oops sorry about that. I meant to think it not say it.

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Postby marios » 17 Sep 2003, 23:54

LianneITV wrote:Oops sorry about that. I meant to think it not say it.


You could always delete your posts, you know... :roll:

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Postby GemmaBBC » 18 Sep 2003, 11:26

ha ha ha, oh my god, you lot are funny, don't worry I'm still checking to see how long a thread about Barry White can continue for!

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Postby The Prof » 18 Sep 2003, 11:37

Well, basically none of us have got any Bary White stories to tell, but if the Beeb ever need anything on The Gravel - this is the place to ask

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Postby marios » 19 Sep 2003, 01:50

GemmaBBC wrote:ha ha ha, oh my god, you lot are funny, don't worry I'm still checking to see how long a thread about Barry White can continue for!


Sorry Gemma. when i directed you to this place i thought you could probably find at least one Barry-nut who'd be willing to make an appearance in that tribute. Looks like i was wrong. Sorry.

What about a Johnny Cash tribute?

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Postby Snarfyguy » 19 Sep 2003, 03:14

Hang on - I just remembered my band has a song called "Barry's Time Machine." It's about a young Barry White having a time machine and going into the future to crib songs, then going back to his present to record and have hits with them.

It's on our second album, which is miraculously still in print: Image

It appears here: http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200 ... 0l4om4.jpg

I trust this helps.
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Postby The Midnight Special » 06 Oct 2003, 18:59

This programme is on the BBC tomorrow night. Could this be GemmaBBC's programme I wonder?

Can't Take It With You Tue 7 Oct, 22:00 - 22:30 BBC Two
Barry White: The legendary soul star's songs were the soundtrack to seduction, but with ten children and a wife left behind, leaving no will was bound to cause trouble.
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If there are only two pages of classic threads, I'm bumping this one. It's a classic classic thread.

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Re: Barry White fans needed for BBC tribute documentary

Postby brotherlouie » 17 Sep 2007, 20:59

Quite marvellous. Where's Lianna gone, these days? Promoted?

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Re: Barry White fans needed for BBC tribute documentary

Postby Diamond Dog » 22 Oct 2007, 21:37

For some peculiar reason, I've never read this thread.

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Postby Sneelock » 09 Sep 2008, 21:54

oh baby.
I love this thread sooooo much!
yeah!

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Re: Barry White fans needed for BBC tribute documentary

Postby souphound » 13 Oct 2009, 17:54

Diamond Dog wrote:For some peculiar reason, I've never read this thread.

Gold dust. :mrgreen:


Yeah, same here.


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Postby Diamond Dog » 04 Nov 2009, 13:58

Goatsheadsouphound wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:For some peculiar reason, I've never read this thread.

Gold dust. :mrgreen:


Yeah, same here.


How am I supposed to work while laughing out loud?


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Postby the masked man » 15 Mar 2012, 20:45

However often I read this, it still makes me laugh. Somehow, Lianne, bless her sordid little soul, managed to up to ante with every fresh perverted entry in her diary of sexual degradation. What a trooper!

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The Midnight Special wrote:Right then, Lianne. What I'm gonna tell you now is worth you and 2 of your mates in a travel inn for the whole night.

The causes of WW1 from a woman's point of view., eh? It's funny you should say "from a woman's point of view" because it was actually a woman who started it. A swiss woman - how ironic is that. Well, as you know Switzerland used to be the main European superpower before Egypt took over the role. Switzerland are always thought to be all namby pamby and all "Oh no. Don't fight. people might need a plaster. have some cheese instead." But no. The most aggressivest fuckers on the planet.

Deep in the bowels of the Alps they've got a war machine dedicated to starting wars. Which they always blame on Germany. But I'll give them that - Germany are cunts anyway. Well one day in 1914 the Swiss Prime Minister (not the official, puppet ruler, the secret REAL one) Betty Scheissenhaausen went down to the shops to buy a toblerone flavoured pot noodle but they were out of stock. Well, what's remarkable about that you might ask. Well, she was an ADDICT to them. And boy did she need her fix that morning. PMTs and all that. But there was a national shortage that her advisors had failed to inform her about. Well you can imagine what happened next. This bird went ballistic. She got in her private tank (which was disguised to look like an elephant so as not to attract attention) and trundled off towards the nearest source of toblerone flavoured pot noodles - sarajevo. When she got there 5 days later (tanks aren't fast at the best of times) she was in a right state, hungry, cold turkey, period, bad hair day - the lot. She drove right towards the nearest pot noodle kellar - but there was some sort of official cavalcade barring her way. It was only the Archduke Ferdinand and his cronies. Well the swiss bird had always hated him for having the last rich tea at a League of Nations conference some years earlier. She drew her blunderbuss from her knicker pocket and popped a cap in the mutha fucka's ass. The rest is history.

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