Ivana Padham-Purtleigh wrote:Henley 2001 I think, when you rogered that St John's Ambulanceman in the queue for the ice-cream van.
He wrapped me up in bandages and stuck a stethoscope up my arse. Thank Christ no one was watching.
And those Bulldog clips? I was sore for WEEKS.
I’m such a dirty, filthy, lowdown whore.
Piss on me.
I love it.