STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Belle Lettre » 05 Aug 2017, 08:09

Historic. Yes.
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Postby naughty boy » 05 Aug 2017, 08:41

Fuck-ing hell...
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Postby Jimbly » 05 Aug 2017, 12:45

nobody on ignore.
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Postby Samoan » 05 Aug 2017, 15:56

61793 - Beware the box bush caterpillars!

This may already be known, but if you have box bushes in your garden then do please be aware that if they start to look a bit yellow and eaten around the edges then there is every chance that they will be dead within a few days as there are green caterpillars munching their way through them.

This has happened to me, and hopefully I may have saved them by picking out the caterpillars and getting some spray from a garden centre specifically for these – apparently they are a well-known pest that only attacks box, and are sweeping the area, so please be aware, or face an extremely expensive visit to the garden centre to replace them all!

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 07 Aug 2017, 08:41

Q. Why BARK when you have a DOG?

A. Because you're a coward who hides behind aliases.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby clive gash » 07 Aug 2017, 09:27

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Postby clive gash » 07 Aug 2017, 09:30

Peaceful or paranoid? You decide brothers.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Postby fange » 07 Aug 2017, 12:27

Oh sweet Jeezus.
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Postby clive gash » 07 Aug 2017, 12:33

Fucking great, bring religion into it fange. Bound to end well.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Postby Goat Boy » 07 Aug 2017, 12:48

Mr Logic strikes again
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Every time. Easy.
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Postby clive gash » 07 Aug 2017, 12:58

I think you kind of answered your own question, don't you? :lol:
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Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Postby clive gash » 07 Aug 2017, 12:59

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Postby Loki » 08 Aug 2017, 01:00

Look at all those pervs!
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 09 Aug 2017, 18:54

It's like the world's most dysfunctional human centipede
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Belle Lettre » 10 Aug 2017, 20:30

Christ! Hopefully he'll be fully taken up with eating once they kick in.
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