STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 23 May 2018, 16:57

Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 23 May 2018, 17:10

I know, fucking CSN&Y :(
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby fange » 24 May 2018, 03:57

Fuck me, what a humourless knob
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Darkness_Fish » 24 May 2018, 10:06

fange wrote:Fuck me, what a humourless knob

Ok, I'l go and listen to Mark Morrison. Jeez, some people....
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby fange » 24 May 2018, 11:05

Good!






(but i wasn't talking about you :) )
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 24 May 2018, 16:48

Obviously
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 24 May 2018, 19:03

Please, the corset.
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Postby gash on ignore » 24 May 2018, 19:15

Ooh, looks like they’re getting the old gang back together.
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Postby Belle Lettre » 24 May 2018, 21:02

Jeesus
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Postby ORORORO » 24 May 2018, 21:13

ah jesus it's half-term next week, isn't it? :cry:
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Postby Pansy Puff » 24 May 2018, 21:18

BOLLY BEE wrote:ah jesus it's half-term next week, isn't it? :cry:

Oh yes!!! And I'll be responding to your every post, you cunt.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 24 May 2018, 21:18

Ah the patented flip-flop.
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Postby gash on ignore » 24 May 2018, 21:20

Plus ça change.
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Postby gash on ignore » 24 May 2018, 21:24

I wonder if he’s got any pertinent Alan Partridge quotes to post. They really do go down well on CaB, might as well try them here too.
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Postby gash on ignore » 24 May 2018, 21:38

Ooh the crap ‘un wakes :)

“Get fucked” in 3...2...1...
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 24 May 2018, 21:46

Mind you, no women have dared to post yet.
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Postby gash on ignore » 25 May 2018, 09:07

I just woke up and thought...I remember this (Wikipedia) :)
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Minnie the Minx » 25 May 2018, 12:43

Oooh ooooh oooooh oooh WAIT FOR IT
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 25 May 2018, 19:10

Image

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 26 May 2018, 10:40

Why? Had your cat accidentally walked under a machine that paints white lines on the road?
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:That's it. I've taken the decision. I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.