STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby fange » 24 May 2018, 03:57

Fuck me, what a humourless knob
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Postby Darkness_Fish » 24 May 2018, 10:06

fange wrote:Fuck me, what a humourless knob

Ok, I'l go and listen to Mark Morrison. Jeez, some people....
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Postby fange » 24 May 2018, 11:05

Good!






(but i wasn't talking about you :) )
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Postby clive gash » 24 May 2018, 16:48

Obviously
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...yet it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce, didn't it?


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Postby clive gash » 24 May 2018, 19:03

Please, the corset.
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Diamond Dog wrote:...yet it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce, didn't it?


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Postby clive gash » 24 May 2018, 19:15

Ooh, looks like they’re getting the old gang back together.
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Postby Belle Lettre » 24 May 2018, 21:02

Jeesus
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Postby Uncle Charles Routine » 24 May 2018, 21:13

ah jesus it's half-term next week, isn't it? :cry:
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Postby clive gash » 24 May 2018, 21:18

Ah the patented flip-flop.
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Postby clive gash » 24 May 2018, 21:20

Plus ça change.
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Postby clive gash » 24 May 2018, 21:24

I wonder if he’s got any pertinent Alan Partridge quotes to post. They really do go down well on CaB, might as well try them here too.
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Postby clive gash » 24 May 2018, 21:38

Ooh the crap ‘un wakes :)

“Get fucked” in 3...2...1...
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Postby clive gash » 24 May 2018, 21:46

Mind you, no women have dared to post yet.
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Postby clive gash » 25 May 2018, 09:07

I just woke up and thought...I remember this (Wikipedia) :)
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 25 May 2018, 12:43

Oooh ooooh oooooh oooh WAIT FOR IT
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Postby Diamond Dog » 25 May 2018, 19:10

Image

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
“The truth is like poetry- And most people fucking hate poetry"
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Postby clive gash » 26 May 2018, 10:40

Why? Had your cat accidentally walked under a machine that paints white lines on the road?
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Postby Lord Rother » 26 May 2018, 11:00

Diamond Dog wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


It makes me feel a little sad and dirty but I do look at this thread occasionally out of some morbid curiosity as to how utterly useless some people’s lives have become as a result of internet oneupmanship and trollery but that one did actually raise a chuckle. Very apt.

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Postby clive gash » 26 May 2018, 11:57

Ooh he’ll appreciate that, his BCB stock has never been lower, and who’d have thought that our two most repulsive misogynists would have so much more in common!

I particularly like the irony in whining about wasting time on here whilst cupping the balls of a bloke with 65000 posts. Great stuff!
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Postby Diamond Dog » 26 May 2018, 11:58

Diamond Dog wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
“The truth is like poetry- And most people fucking hate poetry"
"That's what we storytellers do. We restore order with imagination"
"Normality is a paved road: It's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it"