STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby ORORORO » 14 May 2018, 11:40

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Davey the Fat Boy wrote:Okay...this feels a bit unsavory to say but...let’s start off with the uncomfortable semi-truth that sometimes white voices and black voices sound different.

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 14 May 2018, 15:01

Shall we just have the whole of NDL about BCB'ers and nothing else?

Oh, looks like someone beat me to that.....
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Minnie the Minx » 14 May 2018, 18:54

The path from ingratiation to aggression was surprising though I didn’t have you down as incel!
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 15 May 2018, 15:10

Yeah, I was just thinking we need a thread just like that one! Brilliant idea.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 16 May 2018, 09:21

A pair of misanthropes.
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.

In the future, in case you're wondering, "Crime, boy I don't know" is where I decided to kick your ass.

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Postby Samoan » 16 May 2018, 10:19

66952 - Found - Budgie on Canyers Rd

Anyone lost a budgie? It's safe with a neighbour but obviously someone's pet as very tame and nearly run over on the road.
Message me direct if it's yours or you know whose it is!
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Postby gash on ignore » 16 May 2018, 10:26

Why would you be suitable for this position?

For fifteen years I’ve been telling people what to do on the internet.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 16 May 2018, 17:41

That running scared diet seems to have had limited results.

No, a bit further back. Further...further :)
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Postby gash on ignore » 16 May 2018, 19:18

Much Ado About (a) Nothing?
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 17 May 2018, 11:54

Old ruins.
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Postby gash on ignore » 17 May 2018, 12:13

At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby ORORORO » 17 May 2018, 12:16

Not an unclever attempt at a bit of damage limitation there, I thought.

Doubt it'll make much difference, like
Davey the Fat Boy wrote:Okay...this feels a bit unsavory to say but...let’s start off with the uncomfortable semi-truth that sometimes white voices and black voices sound different.

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Postby gash on ignore » 17 May 2018, 12:20

I thought tears had moisturising properties?
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby ORORORO » 17 May 2018, 12:26

They'd need to fall upwards
Davey the Fat Boy wrote:Okay...this feels a bit unsavory to say but...let’s start off with the uncomfortable semi-truth that sometimes white voices and black voices sound different.

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Postby gash on ignore » 17 May 2018, 13:01

Well, at least you’ve got your personality to fall back on.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby ORORORO » 17 May 2018, 17:19

Most things are already in place for a birrova BCB meltdown before midnight.

Fingers crossed, folks.
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Postby gash on ignore » 17 May 2018, 18:49

Nah, a bit of tutting on Facebook and that’ll be yer lot.
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Postby Dr Markus » 18 May 2018, 11:50

Ah not you too......join the queue.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Belle Lettre » 18 May 2018, 12:09

BOLLY BEE wrote:Most things are already in place for a birrova BCB meltdown before midnight.

Fingers crossed, folks.

How did it go?
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby ORORORO » 18 May 2018, 12:35

Gash was right :(
Davey the Fat Boy wrote:Okay...this feels a bit unsavory to say but...let’s start off with the uncomfortable semi-truth that sometimes white voices and black voices sound different.