STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Backslapping time. Well done us. We are fantastic.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby BOLLY BEE » 19 Apr 2018, 18:55

FUCK! you gave me a start there

what a relief! :)
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 19 Apr 2018, 19:16

Oh, I think I just shat.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Pansy Puff » 19 Apr 2018, 19:52

I didn’t know you were into music. I know you’re a DJ, but I’ve heard your show.
Yeah, I like all the bands. I’ve got a broad taste, from the Brit-pop bands like UB40, Def Leppard, right back to classic rock, like Wings.
Who’s Wings?
They’re only the band The Beatles could have been.
Well, I love The Beatles.
Yeah, so do I.
What’s your favourite Beatles album then?
Tough one. I think I’d have to say, The Best of The Beatles.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 20 Apr 2018, 12:30

Aha, a meme! That will teach me, bruv.
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.


"You were caught fucking another woman’s husband in a field while you were married, you camel-faced, racist troglodyte".

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Postby gash on ignore » 20 Apr 2018, 16:01

Two peas in a pod eh porky? :)
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That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 20 Apr 2018, 19:45

Apparently so, you sweet little aviarist, you.
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.


"You were caught fucking another woman’s husband in a field while you were married, you camel-faced, racist troglodyte".

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 20 Apr 2018, 21:16

If it's true that we learn from our mistakes, then you must know nothing at all, because you're Never Wrong©.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Belle Lettre » 21 Apr 2018, 07:07

Algarve?
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Pansy Puff » 21 Apr 2018, 08:28

Belle Lettre wrote:Algarve?

Well I was really drunk, and he's abroad with the ex-pats somewhere.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 21 Apr 2018, 08:55

Three glasses of red.
Diamond Dog wrote:
That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



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Postby gash on ignore » 21 Apr 2018, 09:01

It's academic anyway. Kalowski actually lives alone, drooling over his Praline Baton and imagining being married.

:oops:
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I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



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Postby Pansy Puff » 21 Apr 2018, 09:09

nev gash wrote:Three glasses of red.

Would easily get me drunk nowadays. I actually had a load of beer so I'm really hungover.
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Postby gash on ignore » 21 Apr 2018, 09:19

Something about birds Peter, or Norfolk. That’ll do it.
Diamond Dog wrote:
That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



Diamond Dog wrote:Bit embarrassed, are we? Try to make light of it, shall we?


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 21 Apr 2018, 09:45

You know what, Robert Stroud, I never thought of that. Cheers.
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.


"You were caught fucking another woman’s husband in a field while you were married, you camel-faced, racist troglodyte".

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Postby gash on ignore » 21 Apr 2018, 10:05

Diamond Dog wrote:
That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



Diamond Dog wrote:Bit embarrassed, are we? Try to make light of it, shall we?


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 21 Apr 2018, 10:31

Thank you Sweetie.
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.


"You were caught fucking another woman’s husband in a field while you were married, you camel-faced, racist troglodyte".

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 22 Apr 2018, 22:31

Complain, Complain
What an old bag
Diamond Dog wrote:
That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



Diamond Dog wrote:Bit embarrassed, are we? Try to make light of it, shall we?


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby gash on ignore » 23 Apr 2018, 17:28

It’s kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he’s making
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That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Darkness_Fish » 25 Apr 2018, 14:33

Wasn't this meant to be the place for threadcrapping? There seems bugger all else happening right now.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 25 Apr 2018, 16:39

:lol:
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.


"You were caught fucking another woman’s husband in a field while you were married, you camel-faced, racist troglodyte".