** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Backslapping time. Well done us. We are fantastic.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby never/ever » 16 May 2017, 10:40

On the BCB Movie Top 100-polling thread:

fange wrote:
PENK wrote:Chelsea

Director and year, please.


Chelsea (UK/Rus, 2017)
90 mins
Dir: Antonio Conte
Starring: Eden Hazard, N'Golo Kante, Diego Costa, Thibault Courtois, Gary Cahill
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Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 01 Jun 2017, 09:01

Mr Penk wrote:

I soon started getting into soul, then jazz, then more '60s stuff, then "world music", folk, etc etc. Now I listen to Paraguayan techno from the '40s and Malaysian funk from the future.


:lol:

Classic.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Samoan » 08 Jun 2017, 21:09

Mimsy counters thus on Screenadelica ...

hippopotamus wrote:
The Great Defector wrote: :lol: Don't change mims, but I think you might have missed the specific point of the thread. :)


It's true, I never see the point of your threads.
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Postby Dr Markus » 08 Jun 2017, 21:24

:(
Drama Queenie wrote:You are a chauvinist of the quaintest kind. About as threatening as Jack Duckworth, you are a harmless relic of that cherished era when things were 'different'. Now get back to drawing a moustache on that page three model

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Postby sneelock » 27 Jun 2017, 20:51

frum "favorite Markus"

Darkness_Fish wrote:Tarkus Markus, the bloated stadium filler with too many keyboards.
:lol:
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Postby sloopjohnc » 17 Aug 2017, 19:34

Geezee wrote:
Quaco wrote:I'm looking for the ultimate Euro-Sino-'80s-apocalyptic-decadent-architecture music.



WG Kaspar wrote:I'm a happy bunny.

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Postby Samoan » 19 Sep 2017, 14:28

From the Rate these things 1 - 10 thread..

Darryl Strawberry wrote:
Toby wrote:Canadian beaches may be epic in the Irish / Scottish sense but they're never going to be ones that I like - IE Mediterranean ones with lovely bars and sitting around eating prawns. That's the sort of beach I like.

Does it have to be prawns?
bobzilla77 wrote:Those people who say the guitars sound like bagpipes have never really listened to bagpipes.

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Postby sloopjohnc » 20 Sep 2017, 17:45

Sneelock responding to Harvey K-Tel on Rod Stewart's sailing.

Sneelock wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:When he sings about flying like a bird across the sky, it really puts me in mind of flying like a bird across the sky. That's his genius I suppose.


:lol: thank God he uses this power for good and not evil.
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Postby sneelock » 28 Sep 2017, 19:41

From "RIP Hugh Hefner"

Harvey K-Tel wrote:I don't think I can afford that much V*agra.


Count Machuki wrote:It's only fitting to remain at half mast in this time of grief.
RIP
:lol:
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Postby Samoan » 04 Oct 2017, 20:29

Penk reviews a song entered in the all-new Covers Cup Competition...
PENK wrote: A sounds like it was recorded in a pub, on a boat, in 1988, by some men wearing woolly sweaters.
bobzilla77 wrote:Those people who say the guitars sound like bagpipes have never really listened to bagpipes.

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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 24 Oct 2017, 18:55

After a long discussion on the type of people who engage in coprophilia...

Hugh wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:I'm not sure anyone is suggesting it's commonplace.


Perhaps not but this might be a good time to mention that it's your turn to clean up the secret room.
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Postby sneelock » 01 Nov 2017, 16:32

from a Halloween thread:

The Modernist wrote:I've never heard the word guising? It sounds a bit dodgy - like that Al Pacino film where he went around looking like one of The Village People!
gash on ignore wrote:At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.

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Postby ORORORO » 11 Nov 2017, 12:04

(from the Louis CK thread):

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Hands up who enjoys masturbating in front of people who wish you weren't?


Matt Harringay wrote:The point is some people will have that fantasy and there's nothing wrong with that but some rich and/or powerful people will take advantage of their position and actually play it out.


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Postby PENK » 07 Dec 2017, 18:16

Darryl Strawberry wrote:
WG Kaspar wrote:Only by Yomp

The new fragrance.
Copehead wrote:I have met Gruff Rhys - although he claimed he wasn't and that he couldn't speak Welsh, as I spoke to him in Welsh, but it was him lying bastard.

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Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 04 Mar 2018, 17:16

LMG teaches us a thing or two about selling records, regretting this later on in life, and the advantages of shrewd decision-making:

LMG wrote:Probably not helpful, but I find that stuff I sold ages ago has come down in price, often significantly, because of the more perfect market facilitated by the web.

For example, in 1987 I sold a few LPs via my LMG music business. These included two US pressing Kraftwerk albums, Ralph and Florian and Autobahn, to a Japanese collector for £100.00.

In 2018 terms, that is around £265.00. I can buy back both of those items from dicogs today for under £20.00 - Autobahn sold thousands in the US, and Ralph and Florian was a 1975 reissue cashing in on the former album's US success.

That is a nominal profit of £245.00. Now, if I had invested that money in Apple Computing shares in 1987, my personal assistant would be typing this post while I listened to the 1975 lineup of Kraftwerk playing live in my private auditorium with Carlsson, who I would have had flown in on my private jet.


:D :D :D

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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Minnie the Minx » 28 Mar 2018, 18:48

Hugh wrote:
Quaco wrote:Oh I don't like carrots! I require a nut loaf!



The demo version of Dreadlock Holiday really was shit, wasn’t it?
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Postby sneelock » 07 Apr 2018, 16:38

BEEF BEE 'E' wrote:XTC should be in prison!



Rayge wrote:They're from Swindon.
They already are.
. :lol:
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Postby Rayge » Today, 13:23

Darkness Fish, on the thread about things you keep in case they come in handy one day:

Teabag wrote:Fuck all your possessions.

I'd rather just throw the cheese-grater away, if that's ok with you.
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Postby gash on ignore » Today, 13:41

Diamond Dog wrote:That was "Pre-Stasi" Days.


I’m assuming Harris is revealing a bit of long-buried self-deprecation here.

Surely the bloke who starts a thread to whine about other threads then reacts like a scolded child when he’s challenged on it (which, ironically enough, was exactly the accusation he was throwing about in his original post) can’t seriously be complaining about anyone else policing BCB.

Surely...
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