** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

[never/ever]

On the BCB Movie Top 100-polling thread:

Chelsea

Director and year, please.

Chelsea (UK/Rus, 2017)
90 mins
Dir: Antonio Conte
Starring: Eden Hazard, N'Golo Kante, Diego Costa, Thibault Courtois, Gary Cahill

[Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman]

Mr Penk wrote:

I soon started getting into soul, then jazz, then more '60s stuff, then "world music", folk, etc etc. Now I listen to Paraguayan techno from the '40s and Malaysian funk from the future.

Classic.

[Samoan]

Mimsy counters thus on Screenadelica ...

Don't change mims, but I think you might have missed the specific point of the thread.

It's true, I never see the point of your threads.

[Dr Markus]

[sneelock]

frum "favorite Markus"

Tarkus Markus, the bloated stadium filler with too many keyboards.

[sloopjohnc]

I'm looking for the ultimate Euro-Sino-'80s-apocalyptic-decadent-architecture music.

[Samoan]

From the Rate these things 1 - 10 thread..

Canadian beaches may be epic in the Irish / Scottish sense but they're never going to be ones that I like - IE Mediterranean ones with lovely bars and sitting around eating prawns. That's the sort of beach I like.

Does it have to be prawns?

[sloopjohnc]

Sneelock responding to Harvey K-Tel on Rod Stewart's sailing.

When he sings about flying like a bird across the sky, it really puts me in mind of flying like a bird across the sky. That's his genius I suppose.

thank God he uses this power for good and not evil.

[sneelock]

From "RIP Hugh Hefner"

I don't think I can afford that much V*agra.

It's only fitting to remain at half mast in this time of grief.
RIP

[Samoan]

Penk reviews a song entered in the all-new Covers Cup Competition...

A sounds like it was recorded in a pub, on a boat, in 1988, by some men wearing woolly sweaters.

[Harvey K-Tel]

After a long discussion on the type of people who engage in coprophilia...

I'm not sure anyone is suggesting it's commonplace.

Perhaps not but this might be a good time to mention that it's your turn to clean up the secret room.

[sneelock]

from a Halloween thread:

I've never heard the word guising? It sounds a bit dodgy - like that Al Pacino film where he went around looking like one of The Village People!

[Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare]

(from the Louis CK thread):

Hands up who enjoys masturbating in front of people who wish you weren't?

The point is some people will have that fantasy and there's nothing wrong with that but some rich and/or powerful people will take advantage of their position and actually play it out.

It's why I don't attend jolly ups

[PENK]

Only by Yomp

The new fragrance.

[Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman]

LMG teaches us a thing or two about selling records, regretting this later on in life, and the advantages of shrewd decision-making:

Probably not helpful, but I find that stuff I sold ages ago has come down in price, often significantly, because of the more perfect market facilitated by the web.

For example, in 1987 I sold a few LPs via my LMG music business. These included two US pressing Kraftwerk albums, Ralph and Florian and Autobahn, to a Japanese collector for £100.00.

In 2018 terms, that is around £265.00. I can buy back both of those items from dicogs today for under £20.00 - Autobahn sold thousands in the US, and Ralph and Florian was a 1975 reissue cashing in on the former album's US success.

That is a nominal profit of £245.00. Now, if I had invested that money in Apple Computing shares in 1987, my personal assistant would be typing this post while I listened to the 1975 lineup of Kraftwerk playing live in my private auditorium with Carlsson, who I would have had flown in on my private jet.

Classic!

[Minnie the Minx]

Oh I don't like carrots! I require a nut loaf!

The demo version of Dreadlock Holiday really was shit, wasn’t it?

[sneelock]

XTC should be in prison!

They're from Swindon.
They already are.

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