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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 22 Feb 2012, 21:06
by purgatory brite
I am somewhat pissed off with penk, for badmouthing my list before anyone had the chance to vote on it.

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 23 Feb 2012, 02:11
by #9
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace - Terry Reid link
God Knows It’s True - Teenage Fanclub link
Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People link
No More Mr. Nice Guys - Sparks link
That’s All You Need - The Faces link
Sex Beat - The Gun Club link
Blue Yodel Number 9 - Jimmie Rodgers (featuring Louis Armstrong and Lil Armstrong) link
What Goes On - The Velvet Underground link
Time Tough - Toots and the Maytals link
Oh Woman, Oh Why - Paul McCartney link
Another Man Done Gone - Vera Hall link
Liberation Conversation - Marlena Shaw link
Sentimental Lady - Fleetwood Mac link
Shayla - Blondie link
Downbound Train - Chuck Berry link

You bunch of mopes. You voted against a wonderful list that was getting ready to hit its stride. I understand why though, you were afraid. You were chicken, you worried that your list was not worthy of the competition. I know this to be fact in some cases. The actual owner of the list that went up against me did not even vote for his list - as will be proven either when he wins the cup or when he goes down. Those of you that voted for my list and still have a list in are worthy opponents - I respect you. Those of you who have a list in and voted against mine, well, you are simply cowards. You will die cowards' deaths in this competition. NYAHHHHHHHHH!!!! NYAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


(is this how to recriminate bitterly?)

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 23 Feb 2012, 16:17
by Penk!
pb wrote:I am somewhat pissed off with penk, for badmouthing my list before anyone had the chance to vote on it.


Yes, because a) I was the only one who expressed a negative opinion of it, b) my comment was the only reason anyone voted against it and c) everyone enters this competition happy in the knowledge that no one is going to dislike their list and it is just a way for us all practice our compliments.

:P

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 23 Feb 2012, 23:02
by pcqgod
Jeff K wrote:A & B

That was a difficult one. Sort of like deciding whose shit smelled better than the others.



:lol:

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 24 Feb 2012, 08:39
by Geezee
Fuck all of you "Real Love" haters! :twisted:

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 24 Feb 2012, 09:52
by Spec
What do you mean you don't like jazz!!???

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 24 Feb 2012, 11:48
by Zong
penk wrote:
pb wrote:I am somewhat pissed off with penk, for badmouthing my list before anyone had the chance to vote on it.


Yes, because a) I was the only one who expressed a negative opinion of it, b) my comment was the only reason anyone voted against it and c) everyone enters this competition happy in the knowledge that no one is going to dislike their list and it is just a way for us all practice our compliments.

:P



Your put downs make me wish I was smart enough to identify your list and comment accordingly, but i'd probably like it.
I'm sure many of us now have our only goal as being to knock you out. :twisted: Bring it on random generator!!!

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 24 Feb 2012, 12:08
by clive gash
*cracks knuckles*

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 24 Feb 2012, 12:14
by Goat Boy
Zong of the Zouth wrote:
penk wrote:
pb wrote:I am somewhat pissed off with penk, for badmouthing my list before anyone had the chance to vote on it.


Yes, because a) I was the only one who expressed a negative opinion of it, b) my comment was the only reason anyone voted against it and c) everyone enters this competition happy in the knowledge that no one is going to dislike their list and it is just a way for us all practice our compliments.

:P



Your put downs make me wish I was smart enough to identify your list and comment accordingly, but i'd probably like it.
I'm sure many of us now have our only goal as being to knock you out. :twisted: Bring it on random generator!!!


A fiver and I'll tell you.

It's obvious.

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 24 Feb 2012, 12:23
by funky_nomad
Geezee wrote:Fuck all of you "Real Love" haters! :twisted:

I hate it most of all, given your shitty list knocked mine out in Round 1. :P

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 24 Feb 2012, 12:26
by fange
Bloody hell, the bitter recriminations this year aren't a patch on what they used to be!

What the hell is wrong with you people?! You've been roasted by Penk, belittled by Goat Boy, and barely given a sideways glance by most of the rest of us know-it-alls, as we've dismissed some of your longest and dearest musical loves with a contemptuous couple of keyboard strokes.

Where's your acrimony?! Where's your vitriol?! Where's your righteous indignation?! Where's my thesaurus?!

Snap out of it!






;)

(ps - sorry if i voted you out.)

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 24 Feb 2012, 12:31
by Zong
Goat Boy wrote:
A fiver and I'll tell you.

It's obvious.


Although I came in on the BCB equivalent to the Mayflower (Which the doyens forced me to row by myself while they boasted about the real good old days I spent much of Penks time hardly posting or reading Yakety Yak and this is the first year I remembered to enter the cup- thus I am not down with all the musical tastes and genuinely could probably only guess the compiler of one list due to facebook clues. Conversely mine is easy to identify based on my own FB output but not so much from here.


And yeah, what's up with this.....my bitter recriminations going to be novel length and i'll be coining seven new swear words and expressions for "cloth eared twats".

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 24 Feb 2012, 15:24
by Geezee
funky_nomad wrote:
Geezee wrote:Fuck all of you "Real Love" haters! :twisted:

I hate it most of all, given your shitty list knocked mine out in Round 1. :P


ha ha - indeed, you must be feeling REALLY shit about yourself. :D i know next to nothing about the BCB cup (Raspberry Beret an obvious choice from previous years? who knew!) but even i knew before submitting that this one wouldn't go down well - but it was one of our wedding songs from last year so it felt right to include it.

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 24 Feb 2012, 23:08
by Walk In My Shadow
I'm beaten and we're only waiting for the verdict to become official. One of these years I need to sit down and really think about a list instead of plucking songs out of tin air.

See y'all next year and good luck to the survivors!

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 24 Feb 2012, 23:10
by The Modernist
Keep your chin up Yves, there's still a day to go!

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 25 Feb 2012, 19:12
by Davey the Fat Boy
Rectal lesions on all of you.

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 27 Feb 2012, 18:35
by Chuck [Bot]
Fuck me! Some of the stated objections to my unbelievably solid, not to say robust list are just a joke. If I'm kicked out this round look here for a resentful and personal tirade. Tone deaf fuckers. :evil:

..whilst those who have been rightly complimentary about it (and thank you very much you all) shall receive heaping praise.

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 27 Feb 2012, 22:47
by Deebank
Chuck_in_a_rut wrote:Fuck me! Some of the stated objections to my unbelievably solid, not to say robust list are just a joke. If I'm kicked out this round look here for a resentful and personal tirade. Tone deaf fuckers. :evil:

..whilst those who have been rightly complimentary about it (and thank you very much you all) shall receive heaping praise.


I said it was the toughest yet...

That isn't saying much however.

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 27 Feb 2012, 22:59
by Chuck [Bot]
Deebank wrote:
Chuck_in_a_rut wrote:Fuck me! Some of the stated objections to my unbelievably solid, not to say robust list are just a joke. If I'm kicked out this round look here for a resentful and personal tirade. Tone deaf fuckers. :evil:

..whilst those who have been rightly complimentary about it (and thank you very much you all) shall receive heaping praise.


I said it was the toughest yet...

That isn't saying much however.


I have the thumbscrews ready for you, Deebank.

Re: Bitter Recriminations 2012

Posted: 28 Feb 2012, 01:11
by T. Willy Rye
Thanks to all who voted for my list. You've proven yourselves to be men of taste and rare vision.

I have something to get off my chest here though. First off to you Mr. Gash:

clive gash wrote:A is more politely consistent but fuck that, B has a little more colour amidst it's bad taste.


You take that shit back. There is nothing polite about my list. My list has impersonated a Nigerian prince on the internet on a Thursday and then told you that you needed penile enhancements on Friday. If you invited my list over for dinner, my list would try to sell drugs to your teenage son and then whisper something inappropriate in your daughter's ear. And when my list hit on your wife (my list always hits on men's wives) you worry about how your wife will respond. My list doesn't floss. My list is the kind of list that will ask you for money and then skip town the net week without paying. My list has mob ties. Nobody knows whether the rumors about my list killing a man with his bare hands are true (they are.)

You were right to fear my list.

You tried not to piss it off but you also knew you couldn't let it continue to spread its corruption. I could tell all this by your chickenshit comments:

Clint Planet wrote:Very close - both have much to recommend them - but B prevails, just.

-|_b_\--


What you were really saying was:

List A frightens me. B because I'm a big pussy.

I'm going to visit the desperation of a man being cuckolded in "Am I a Good Man," and then on to the histrionic devotion that lies at the heart of "I Idolize You" all on my way to the final destination: "Tuset Street" where I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I do know there will be horns and a funky organ.

Have fun with your cute little Bass O matic and your fucking Lambchop!