Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby WG Kaspar » 06 Feb 2011, 14:55

well I liked it. Fuckthekaspa sounds pretty fuckin' good.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby T. Willy Rye » 06 Feb 2011, 15:38

Tugger Willy Dry's genius; it's been an honor to be humiliated by you. I think you went a little too far with the Dallas reruns, though.

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby Loki » 06 Feb 2011, 18:46

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby never/ever » 06 Feb 2011, 20:02

Nikki Gradual wrote:
While on the surface this looks like an excellent rant, there is something just a little bit too arch and knowing about it. This was clearly a rant designed solely to win the ranting competition and it became compromised and falsified as a result. What the Cup needs is rants that people genuinely feel, not crowdpleasing rants constructed solely to get the ranter in question through to the next round of ranting.



Oh do fuck off you smarmy cunt. How droll to critique the critiquer as in an effort to have something really useful to say. And what kind of effort did you put up after your first round losing effort, you nincompoop? Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Niente. Zippo! Couldn't be arsed, as usual? 'Crowdpleasing'? Which crowd would that be then? The same ones that don't give a flying fuck about what you put in your list? One piece of advice- don't forget to wipe your ass after you drop shit like that. Nikki Gradual? Shitty Casual more likely. Moron.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby Buddha B-Rex » 06 Feb 2011, 20:04

never/ever wrote:[One piece of advice- don't forget to wipe your ass after you drop shit like that.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby Nikki Gradual » 06 Feb 2011, 21:42

never/ever wrote:
Nikki Gradual wrote:
While on the surface this looks like an excellent rant, there is something just a little bit too arch and knowing about it. This was clearly a rant designed solely to win the ranting competition and it became compromised and falsified as a result. What the Cup needs is rants that people genuinely feel, not crowdpleasing rants constructed solely to get the ranter in question through to the next round of ranting.



Oh do fuck off you smarmy cunt. How droll to critique the critiquer as in an effort to have something really useful to say. And what kind of effort did you put up after your first round losing effort, you nincompoop? Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Niente. Zippo! Couldn't be arsed, as usual? 'Crowdpleasing'? Which crowd would that be then? The same ones that don't give a flying fuck about what you put in your list? One piece of advice- don't forget to wipe your ass after you drop shit like that. Nikki Gradual? Shitty Casual more likely. Moron.


excellent response (presuming that it was humourous and not indication that you are so dumb that my post needed smilies for you).
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby harvey k-tel » 07 Feb 2011, 02:25

You are all doing such a wonderful job. I'm afraid that the puppies and I have more pressing matters to attend to.

Have fun with the competition, folks!
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby Diamond Dog » 07 Feb 2011, 12:45

never/ever wrote:To The Dimwit Driver, Ponce Matthew, Mutha (The Kiss Of Death), Minnie The Muppet, Gogglemoggle, Ball Letter, Poofpen, Goat Shagger, Dickbank, Zuck, Duff K, Musty Rotten Sux, Gay K, Mongolla, Dumbnut Dick, Barfybag, PissyCueCock, Prickz, The Fuckwit Constantly Changing His Name, Rucky Brownfinger, Bingo One-Testicle, Turdzillo, Jizzmo, Briandead, Leboofhead, Tugger Willy Dry, Slutjohnwee, Crapulous Yankee Wench, Silly Billy Nilly, Chumptogethisasskicked, Pissneck, Qunt, Tramplemytesticlesuntilthey'retapioca, Alana Dickcheese, Fuckwit No-man, FucktheKaspa, DumbWipeDouche, SuckKing, Dikki Grabball, IknowNothing, Dopehead and Suck My Doodle-Wang.....


I've just had to wipe my eyes here! :lol: Fan-fucking-tastic :lol: Take a bow, that man, take a well deserved bow... :lol:
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby Samoan » 07 Feb 2011, 12:59

Walk In My Shadow wrote:10 puppies.

Boy am I glad I voted for that list.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby savoirefaire » 07 Feb 2011, 13:17

Diamond Dog wrote:
never/ever wrote:To The Dimwit Driver, Ponce Matthew, Mutha (The Kiss Of Death), Minnie The Muppet, Gogglemoggle, Ball Letter, Poofpen, Goat Shagger, Dickbank, Zuck, Duff K, Musty Rotten Sux, Gay K, Mongolla, Dumbnut Dick, Barfybag, PissyCueCock, Prickz, The Fuckwit Constantly Changing His Name, Rucky Brownfinger, Bingo One-Testicle, Turdzillo, Jizzmo, Briandead, Leboofhead, Tugger Willy Dry, Slutjohnwee, Crapulous Yankee Wench, Silly Billy Nilly, Chumptogethisasskicked, Pissneck, Qunt, Tramplemytesticlesuntilthey'retapioca, Alana Dickcheese, Fuckwit No-man, FucktheKaspa, DumbWipeDouche, SuckKing, Dikki Grabball, IknowNothing, Dopehead and Suck My Doodle-Wang.....


I've just had to wipe my eyes here! :lol: Fan-fucking-tastic :lol: Take a bow, that man, take a well deserved bow... :lol:


He forgot me. phew!
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby never/ever » 08 Feb 2011, 19:31

Lid P wrote:
never/ever wrote:Bingo One-Testicle

I never voted, you twat! :x



Beno did you fucktard!
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby Diamond Dog » 08 Feb 2011, 19:32

I must confess, it took me ages to realise I was Dumbnut Dick! :lol:
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby never/ever » 08 Feb 2011, 19:34

savoirefaire wrote:
He forgot me. phew!


No such luck. You're on the shitlist too!

To The Dimwit Driver, Ponce Matthew, Mutha (The Kiss Of Death), Minnie The Muppet, Gogglemoggle, Ball Letter, Poofpen, Goat Shagger, Dickbank, Zuck, Duff K, Musty Rotten Sux, Gay K, Mongolla, Dumbnut Dick, Barfybag, PissyCueCock, Prickz, The Fuckwit Constantly Changing His Name, Rucky Brownfinger, Bingo One-Testicle, Turdzillo, Jizzmo, Briandead, Leboofhead, Tugger Willy Dry, Slutjohnwee, Crapulous Yankee Wench, Silly Billy Nilly, Chumptogethisasskicked, Pissneck, Qunt, Tramplemytesticlesuntilthey'retapioca, Alana Dickcheese, Fuckwit No-man, FucktheKaspa, DumbWipeDouche, SuckKing, Dikki Grabball, IknowNothing, Dopehead and Suck My Doodle-Wang.....

Madame 'savoir rien'.....!
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby Nolamike » 08 Feb 2011, 19:35

Diamond Dog wrote:I must confess, it took me ages to realise I was Dumbnut Dick! :lol:


Hence the "dumb" in dumbnut.



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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby never/ever » 08 Feb 2011, 19:36

Diamond Dog wrote:I must confess, it took me ages to realise I was Dumbnut Dick! :lol:


Yeah, alliteration can be a bitch. ;)
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby the masked man » 08 Feb 2011, 19:36

I thought 'IKnowNothing' was a reference to neverknows....

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby Diamond Dog » 08 Feb 2011, 19:37

Nolamike wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:I must confess, it took me ages to realise I was Dumbnut Dick! :lol:


Hence the "dumb" in dumbnut.



:P


Of course.

Dumb enough to be in round 2.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby Diamond Dog » 08 Feb 2011, 19:38

never/ever wrote: The Fuckwit Constantly Changing His Name


was my own personal fave! :lol:
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2011 - A New Dawn

Postby Butch Manly » 08 Feb 2011, 19:44

I can't work out which one I am.
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