Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 27 Feb 2010, 01:37

El Modernisto wrote:Anyway puerile humour aside, RCL has done nothing wrong and Matty's pathetic attempt at bullying really shouldn't be indulged or humoured.


G - I think you looked at one of my posts in a funny way, last week. Are you going to apologise?

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Matty Red Sox » 27 Feb 2010, 02:13

El Modernisto wrote:Edited.

As I too have edited.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby The Modernist » 27 Feb 2010, 02:35

Matty Red Sox wrote:
El Modernisto wrote:Anyway puerile humour aside, RCL has done nothing wrong and Matty's pathetic attempt at bullying really shouldn't be indulged or humoured.

Yes I am quite the bully. :roll:

Telling some one to "fuck off and leave me alone"....


Well pm on the way. I'm sure we can resolve all this.

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Matty Red Sox » 27 Feb 2010, 02:54

El Modernisto wrote:
Matty Red Sox wrote:
El Modernisto wrote:Edited.

Edited..


Well pm on the way. I'm sure we can resolve all this.


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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Leg of lamb » 27 Feb 2010, 03:52

As someone with a lot of time for both RcL and Matty, and who shared in that Brooklyn drink, I've been pretty upset by this business.

We need to get Django back to do another literary pastiche because right now this thread has lost the irony of its title.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Matty Red Sox » 27 Feb 2010, 11:19

Leg of lamb wrote:As someone with a lot of time for both RcL and Matty, and who shared in that Brooklyn drink, I've been pretty upset by this business.

We need to get Django back to do another literary pastiche because right now this thread has lost the irony of its title.

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Balboa » 27 Feb 2010, 11:21

Imagine my joy to find I had a high profile backer in my campaign for the cup -

Diamond Dog wrote:Can I have a tenner on Balboa at 66/1 please?


Maybe this was my year?

Only to read this a couple of days later regarding my list -

Diamond Dog wrote:Fuck B and it's wilful choice of obscure tracks by great artists. A by 256 zillion light years.


Dumped! :)
Of course, I was mostly stoned at the time.

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Matty Red Sox » 27 Feb 2010, 11:27

Balboa wrote:Imagine my joy to find I had a high profile backer in my campaign for the cup -

Diamond Dog wrote:Can I have a tenner on Balboa at 66/1 please?


Maybe this was my year?

Only to read this a couple of days later regarding my list -

Diamond Dog wrote:Fuck B and it's wilful choice of obscure tracks by great artists. A by 256 zillion light years.


Dumped! :)


Classic!!!!
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Beebsy » 27 Feb 2010, 14:25

Balboa wrote:Imagine my joy to find I had a high profile backer in my campaign for the cup -

Diamond Dog wrote:Can I have a tenner on Balboa at 66/1 please?


Maybe this was my year?

Only to read this a couple of days later regarding my list -

Diamond Dog wrote:Fuck B and it's wilful choice of obscure tracks by great artists. A by 256 zillion light years.


Dumped! :)


:lol:
That's brilliant!

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 27 Feb 2010, 22:28

I've been holding on to this for a while, and seeing as there has been very little in the way of venomous ranting I've decided to post it:

Oh, you sad, sad people.

Safe in your comfortable little boxes – everything nice and orderly, your pieces of plastic all polished and gleaming, waiting for the guests that never show up. Do you know why they never show up? I’ll tell you why. Because you have no friends, that’s why. Nobody likes you, and nobody ever will because you’re BORING. That’s right – BORING. Just take a look at what you chose to represent yourselves and this wonderful web world called BCB. Take a look at that list and tell me that it is not the safest, most depressingly dull thing you have ever seen. Pull your fingers out of your noses for one second and think about your lives and where they are headed. You’ll all no doubt wind up sitting in a nursing home in some shithole town talking about Paul fucking Weller to some urine-soaked gimp who can only manage a feeble “Pulp…” in return, and you won’t even know if he’s talking about music.

Oh, you sad people and your sad little cliques. “Oh look!”, you say, “A BIG name is about to come crashing down!” One of yours, one of the people with “taste”, who somehow seem to be able to arbitrarily decide who is and who isn’t worthy of their esteem, as if somehow you were able to look at our record collections with your giant binoculars. I get the last laugh, however, as I put ink on the eyepieces, you turkey-necked freaks. I invite any of you to come look at my records, you will, without exception, find a collection worthy of gathering only the rarest of dust in any higher institute of musicology. Please ignore the Sgt. Peppers OST. Thank you.

In the end, what do we stand to gain by letting something like this:

1.I Can See Clearly Now - Johnny Nash
2. There She Goes - The La's
3. Something Changed - Pulp
4. Bittersweet Symphony- The Verve
5. A Well Respected Man - The Kinks
6. Positively Lost Me - The Rave-Ups
7. Alone Again, Or - Love
8. A Girl Like You - Edwyn Collins
9. The Passenger - Iggy Pop
10. People Who Died - Jim Carroll Band
11. Garbageman - Cramps
12. Drive She Said - Stan Ridgway
13. Red Right Hand - Nick Cave
14. I'm Your Man - Leonard Cohen
15. Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood - Nina Simone
16. Don't Compromise Yourself - Howard Tate
17. Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin
18. Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones
19. Detonation Boulevard - The Sisters of Mercy
20. Twin Cadillac Valentine - Screaming Blue Messiahs

be representative of the collective taste of BCB?

Look long and hard at that list. Can you honestly tell me that there is anything there even remotely as exciting as something like John Lee Hooker’s ‘Walkin’ The Boogie’?
If you can, then you should bow your heads in shame, because you have obviously been born without ears and undoubtedly look like a styrofoam-headed mannequin that some left-handed idiot with less brains than a bucket of puke has drawn cross-eyes on. For shame. For shame. Hide yourself, freak, the villagers are coming and they want to burn your bookshelf stereo and your miserly collection of shitty CDs.

‘Enlightenment’. That’s what drew us here, it’s what drew us to Mojo4music.com in the first place, and I’ll tell you one last thing: that list up there, that list was made by someone from the Q message boards. Can’t you see it? Dollars to donuts it’s Fartpants’ list. Do you see what you’re voting for, now, oh enlightened ones? Do you?

Go fuck yourselves, you worthless fartknockers.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Nit Picking Prick » 27 Feb 2010, 22:33

Harvey K-Tel wrote:I've been holding on to this for a while, and seeing as there has been very little in the way of venomous ranting I've decided to post it:

Oh, you sad, sad people.

Safe in your comfortable little boxes – everything nice and orderly, your pieces of plastic all polished and gleaming, waiting for the guests that never show up. Do you know why they never show up? I’ll tell you why. Because you have no friends, that’s why. Nobody likes you, and nobody ever will because you’re BORING. That’s right – BORING. Just take a look at what you chose to represent yourselves and this wonderful web world called BCB. Take a look at that list and tell me that it is not the safest, most depressingly dull thing you have ever seen. Pull your fingers out of your noses for one second and think about your lives and where they are headed. You’ll all no doubt wind up sitting in a nursing home in some shithole town talking about Paul fucking Weller to some urine-soaked gimp who can only manage a feeble “Pulp…” in return, and you won’t even know if he’s talking about music.

Oh, you sad people and your sad little cliques. “Oh look!”, you say, “A BIG name is about to come crashing down!” One of yours, one of the people with “taste”, who somehow seem to be able to arbitrarily decide who is and who isn’t worthy of their esteem, as if somehow you were able to look at our record collections with your giant binoculars. I get the last laugh, however, as I put ink on the eyepieces, you turkey-necked freaks. I invite any of you to come look at my records, you will, without exception, find a collection worthy of gathering only the rarest of dust in any higher institute of musicology. Please ignore the Sgt. Peppers OST. Thank you.

In the end, what do we stand to gain by letting something like this:

1.I Can See Clearly Now - Johnny Nash
2. There She Goes - The La's
3. Something Changed - Pulp
4. Bittersweet Symphony- The Verve
5. A Well Respected Man - The Kinks
6. Positively Lost Me - The Rave-Ups
7. Alone Again, Or - Love
8. A Girl Like You - Edwyn Collins
9. The Passenger - Iggy Pop
10. People Who Died - Jim Carroll Band
11. Garbageman - Cramps
12. Drive She Said - Stan Ridgway
13. Red Right Hand - Nick Cave
14. I'm Your Man - Leonard Cohen
15. Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood - Nina Simone
16. Don't Compromise Yourself - Howard Tate
17. Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin
18. Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones
19. Detonation Boulevard - The Sisters of Mercy
20. Twin Cadillac Valentine - Screaming Blue Messiahs

be representative of the collective taste of BCB?

Look long and hard at that list. Can you honestly tell me that there is anything there even remotely as exciting as something like John Lee Hooker’s ‘Walkin’ The Boogie’?
If you can, then you should bow your heads in shame, because you have obviously been born without ears and undoubtedly look like a styrofoam-headed mannequin that some left-handed idiot with less brains than a bucket of puke has drawn cross-eyes on. For shame. For shame. Hide yourself, freak, the villagers are coming and they want to burn your bookshelf stereo and your miserly collection of shitty CDs.

‘Enlightenment’. That’s what drew us here, it’s what drew us to Mojo4music.com in the first place, and I’ll tell you one last thing: that list up there, that list was made by someone from the Q message boards. Can’t you see it? Dollars to donuts it’s Fartpants’ list. Do you see what you’re voting for, now, oh enlightened ones? Do you?

Go fuck yourselves, you worthless fartknockers.


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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 27 Feb 2010, 22:33

:D

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 27 Feb 2010, 22:53

I even turn myself on sometimes.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Matty Red Sox » 27 Feb 2010, 23:08

I dunno, I like these songs fine...

There She Goes - The La's
Bittersweet Symphony- The Verve
A Well Respected Man - The Kinks
Alone Again, Or - Love
A Girl Like You - Edwyn Collins
The Passenger - Iggy Pop
People Who Died - Jim Carroll Band
Garbageman - Cramps
Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin
Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones

These are actually unimpeachable tunes for the most part.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Nit Picking Prick » 27 Feb 2010, 23:16

There doesn't seem to be a great deal of love lost for The Verve in general on BCB come to think of it.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Goat Boy » 27 Feb 2010, 23:19

Urban Hymns is a pile of shit.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 27 Feb 2010, 23:26

Goat Boy wrote:Urban Hymns is a pile of shit.


Thank you.

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby BlueMeanie » 27 Feb 2010, 23:31

Harvey K-Tel wrote:1.I Can See Clearly Now - Johnny Nash
2. There She Goes - The La's
3. Something Changed - Pulp
4. Bittersweet Symphony- The Verve
5. A Well Respected Man - The Kinks
6. Positively Lost Me - The Rave-Ups
7. Alone Again, Or - Love
8. A Girl Like You - Edwyn Collins
9. The Passenger - Iggy Pop
10. People Who Died - Jim Carroll Band
11. Garbageman - Cramps
12. Drive She Said - Stan Ridgway
13. Red Right Hand - Nick Cave
14. I'm Your Man - Leonard Cohen
15. Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood - Nina Simone
16. Don't Compromise Yourself - Howard Tate
17. Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin
18. Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones
19. Detonation Boulevard - The Sisters of Mercy
20. Twin Cadillac Valentine - Screaming Blue Messiahs


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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 27 Feb 2010, 23:40

I know. :roll:
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2010: Twice as bitter as before!

Postby The Red Heifer » 27 Feb 2010, 23:42

Harvey K-Tel wrote:‘Enlightenment’. That’s what drew us here, it’s what drew us to Mojo4music.com in the first place, and I’ll tell you one last thing: that list up there, that list was made by someone from the Q message boards. Can’t you see it? Dollars to donuts it’s Fartpants’ list. Do you see what you’re voting for, now, oh enlightened ones? Do you?


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