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Postby The Red Heifer » 21 Jan 2010, 10:51

I hereby announce that my ridiculous ranking of you lot which will probably blow up in my face is now open. I've tried to use form, but in some cases I've probably made you look like good value :lol: In some cases, especially with first starters, I have no race form to go on, so pardon me if I've made you look like a no hoper!

I will keep on updating this throughout the course of the cup. All fake bets welcome! I shall pay you in fake money, but real admiration for picking a winner out of a 64 horse field!

16/1 - Mike Boom

20/1 - Griff, Penk

25/1 - Jeff K, Baron, The Right Graduate Profile

30/1 - Sweet Black Angel, king feeb, Harvey K-Tel, Davey the Fat Boy

33/1 - goldwax, moonie, solarskope, brotherlouie, Matty Red Sox

40/1 - sloopjohnc, balboa, Count Machuki, Magilla, Buddha B-Rex

50/1 - Tapiocahead, Brian, Nick, RCL, Cosmic American Girl, Snarfyguy

60/1 - Ron Viveur, Goat Boy, Specbebop, Django

66/1 - Jeemo, Never/Ever, the masked man, neville harp

80/1 - Beno, Kaspar, Moleskin, Sgt Pepper, Qube

100/1 - The Modernist, Matt Wilson, Bad Ambassador, Minnie the Minx, Bleep

125/1 - Rank Bajin, funky_nomad, Rocky Bronzino

150/1 - The Red Heifer, Ray K, savoirefaire, whodathunkit

200/1 - walk in my shadow, the rokster, bish bash bosh, hotblack desiato

250/1 - The Fish, frimleygreener, SlangKing, Neil Jung

500/1 - Purgatory Brite, BlueMeanie, Always Positive, Copehead

1000/1 - Carlsson

1000000/1 - Martha
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Postby never/ever » 21 Jan 2010, 11:06

Always knew Martha was the most value around here! ;)
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Postby Lemon Yoghourt » 21 Jan 2010, 11:29

Why are the 125-1 shots all Scottish?

125 - 1 is way too short for me.

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Postby The Red Heifer » 21 Jan 2010, 11:33

Rocky Bronzino wrote:Why are the 125-1 shots all Scottish?

125 - 1 is way too short for me.


:lol: :lol: I didnt even notice that!

Always looking for an excuse you lot :lol: ;)
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Postby Tapiocahead » 21 Jan 2010, 11:58

What are the each way terms?
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Postby The Red Heifer » 21 Jan 2010, 12:15

Tapiocahead wrote:What are the each way terms?


Since there's no third place playoff there isn't one. Win only sunshine.
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Postby Tapiocahead » 21 Jan 2010, 12:18

Hows about 1/4 1-2-3-4?
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Postby BlueMeanie » 21 Jan 2010, 12:18

Good to know I'm not a complete and utter rank outsider at 500-1 :o
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Postby 010101010101 » 21 Jan 2010, 12:58

If you can give me place only odds (I can't possibly win!), I'll take a bit of the 30-1. 8-1 for the semi finals? :lol:

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Postby Walk In My Shadow » 21 Jan 2010, 14:51

The Fish at 250?


Seriously, that man has more musical taste than the lot of you put together.



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Postby Goat Boy » 21 Jan 2010, 15:05

The Red Heifer wrote:33/1 - solarskope


:lol:

You're having a laugh aintcha?
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Postby PENK » 21 Jan 2010, 16:56

Goat Boy wrote:
The Red Heifer wrote:33/1 - solarskope


:lol:

You're having a laugh aintcha?


I'm even more shocked that he has me as second favourite. Presumably he's hoping everyone will think he knows something, put their money on me and skopey and thus let him clean up when we slump to hopeless deficits within ten minutes of our lists being posted...
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 21 Jan 2010, 18:48

100/1???


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Postby PENK » 21 Jan 2010, 18:51

I'll have 50 fake krona on Brian please Heif. He keeps quiet but I reckon he could surprise a few folks.
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Postby Ranking Ted » 21 Jan 2010, 19:04

Rocky Bronzino wrote:Why are the 125-1 shots all Scottish?

125 - 1 is way too short for me.

Best odds Scotland have had in a Cup competition in years.

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Postby Goat Boy » 21 Jan 2010, 19:05

p£nk wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:
The Red Heifer wrote:33/1 - solarskope


:lol:

You're having a laugh aintcha?


I'm even more shocked that he has me as second favourite. Presumably he's hoping everyone will think he knows something, put their money on me and skopey and thus let him clean up when we slump to hopeless deficits within ten minutes of our lists being posted...


He's Australian. What did you expect? :|
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Postby Vic Snazell-Sprey » 21 Jan 2010, 19:19

Those odds on Penk are decidedly stingey - he was dumped out very early on last year.
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 21 Jan 2010, 19:23

Verily again I say, 100/1??????





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Postby PENK » 21 Jan 2010, 22:09

Fear of a Giraffe Planet wrote:Those odds on Penk are decidedly stingey - he was dumped out very early on last year.


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Postby The Modernist » 21 Jan 2010, 22:33

Penk "the obscurantist" at second favourite -I think not. Whilst I would love his list of Scandinavian avant garde electronics, Peruvian psychedelia and dub poetry to prevail, I can't see it.

Still I like Sgt Pepper at 80-1, I'll put a tenner on him.