Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

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Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Tonto Papadopoulos » 25 Jan 2009, 13:10

DON'T HOLD BACK, FOLKS!



RULES:

1. Moan like fuck - this is
crucial.
2. Don't spare anyone's feelings but your own - fuck 'em. You don't even know them, anyway.
3. Be as petty and petulant as you were feeling at that point when you were dumped out of this stupid competition.
4. Slag off the pile of utter shite that somehow beat you and the morons that voted for it.
5. Generally act like a complete arse - you're good at it!
6. Apologise to no-one


May I start by saying how shite this year's lists are. I'm going to be fucking livid when I get dumped out in the first round again. :x
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby dgs » 25 Jan 2009, 14:28

My list is great and you know it.

The panic in your post confirms its immensity.
I'm a panic depressive and suffer from manic attacks. :(

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby PENK » 25 Jan 2009, 16:28

I propose that in order to ensure the cup is as honest and incorruptible as possible, we single out all those posters with particularly narrow-minded views of the music world and ban them from voting. It is only fair.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby LeBaron » 25 Jan 2009, 21:12

Y'all BITCHES are lucky I had to bail on this bastard.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Matty Red Sox » 26 Jan 2009, 05:55

Baron I wrote:Y'all BITCHES are lucky I had to bail on this bastard.


I, for one, looked forward to pounding on your list... mine being all vinyl culled from the ALL VINYL NOW PLAYING THREAD.

I am actually mailing every BCB member vinyl versions of every song on my list. Some may get there late due to the mail, but rest assured that they are coming.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 26 Jan 2009, 19:08

Goddamn! All you losers have NOT given Baron a chance to participate!
What kinda wankers are you?


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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Piggly Wiggly » 26 Jan 2009, 20:16

Baron I wrote:Y'all BITCHES are lucky I had to bail on this bastard.


I was dying to kick your ass, make no mistake.

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Tonto Papadopoulos » 26 Jan 2009, 22:32

*-bump-*
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby The Prof » 26 Jan 2009, 23:01

I'm not taking part so I'm available for bribes.

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Matty Red Sox » 26 Jan 2009, 23:04

The Prof wrote:I'm not taking part so I'm available for bribes.


errrrrrrrr... what d'ya think my offer of my entire list on vinyl was? ya' dim or sumthin'? i totally bribed you with the MONO white album....
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Billybob Dylan » 26 Jan 2009, 23:09

Is there anyway of knowing when my magnificent collection of hastily cobbled together tunes will be playing? I have a cunning plan.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby the masked man » 26 Jan 2009, 23:27

Billybob Dylan wrote:Is there anyway of knowing when my magnificent collection of hastily cobbled together tunes will be playing? I have a cunning plan.


Does it involve offering people ridiculous amounts of money in return for votes?

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Billybob Dylan » 26 Jan 2009, 23:30

the masked man wrote:
Billybob Dylan wrote:Is there anyway of knowing when my magnificent collection of hastily cobbled together tunes will be playing? I have a cunning plan.


Does it involve offering people ridiculous amounts of money in return for votes?

Um..... maybe.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Matty Red Sox » 26 Jan 2009, 23:48

Billybob Dylan wrote:
the masked man wrote:
Billybob Dylan wrote:Is there anyway of knowing when my magnificent collection of hastily cobbled together tunes will be playing? I have a cunning plan.


Does it involve offering people ridiculous amounts of money in return for votes?

Um..... maybe.


Money is crass...I'm giving out low number MONO copies of the White Album. Maybe you could give copies of Electric Ladyland nude covers....
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby the masked man » 26 Jan 2009, 23:53

Well, I'm offering deluxe collections of Finnish heavy metal CDs, including luxury editions of Children of Bodom's early LPs, expanded Nightwish remasters and Sonata Arctica bootlegs!

H'mm...I may have to rethink my bribery strategy...

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 27 Jan 2009, 01:31

Bribes are for cloth-eared, tasteless cretins.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Matty Red Sox » 27 Jan 2009, 02:23

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Bribes are for cloth-eared, tasteless cretins.


How much you paying?
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Billybob Dylan » 27 Jan 2009, 03:39

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Bribes are for cloth-eared, tasteless cretins.

For those that offer them or accept them?
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby brotherlouie » 27 Jan 2009, 07:53

Not much LCD Soundsystem and Shangri-Las yet is there?

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2009 - Now Bitterer Than Ever!

Postby Neil Jung » 27 Jan 2009, 17:18

Are live tracks allowed with a link to the performance on Youtube?
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