NOT the BIZARRO BCB CUP--CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!!

Bizarro BCB Cup Champion?

Poll ended at 29 Aug 2007, 18:39

A
7
47%
B
8
53%
 
Total votes: 15

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NOT the BIZARRO BCB CUP--CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!!

Postby 1# oɹɹɐzıq » 08 Aug 2007, 18:39

A
Love Hurts--Nazareth
The Wind Beneath My Wings--Bette Midler
What's Up--4 Non Blondes
Achy Breaky Heart--Billy Ray Cyrus
Come With Me (Kashmir)--Puff Daddy and Jimmy Page
God Gave Rock and Roll to You II--KISS
Elvira--The Oak Ridge Boys
All Out of Love--Air Supply
Heartbeat--Don Johnson
You're Beautiful--James Blunt
Half-Breed--Cher
My Girl (Wants To Party All The Time)--Eddie Murphy
What Would They Say? (Theme From Boy In The Plastic Bubble)--John Travolta
Wildfire (long version)--Michael Martin Murphey
Hangin' Tough--New Kids On The Block
Oh, Come All Ye Faithful--Twisted Sister
Tin Machine--Tin Machine
You Take My Breath Away--Rex Smith
Ewok Celebration (Disco Remix)--John Williams
I Cum Blood--Cannibal Corpse
Feelings--Morris Albert
My Humps--Black Eyed Peas
Let Me Tickle Your Fancy--Jermaine Jackson w/ Devo
Cadaver Blowjob--Prostitute Disfigurement
It's A Sunshine Day--The Brady Bunch

B
You’re Having My Baby – Paul Anka
Radio Gaga – Queen
Unborn Child – Seals and Crofts
Ebony and Ivory – Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
Take it on the Run – REO Speedwagon
It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me – Billy Joel
The Girl is Mine – Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney
Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue – Toby Keith
We Built This City – Jefferson Starship
Lose Control – Kevin Federline
I've Never Been to Me - Charlene
Here I Go Again - Whitesnake
Friends of Mine - The Guess Who
When a Man Loves a Woman - Michael Notlob
Cat's in the Cradle - Ugly Kid Joe
American Pie - Madonna
Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill
Horse With No Name - America
Elvis Has Left the Building - JD Sumner
Song of the Shrimp - Elvis
Michelle - Xaviera Hollander
Attica State - John Lennon
Ou Est Le Soleil - Paul McCartney
Bye Bye Love - George Harrison
Eye to Eye - Ringo Starr


So...who won't win? Both lists perfectly not GREAT!!! Bad Day!!!

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Postby toomanyhatz » 08 Aug 2007, 18:49

They're both so awful, aren't they? Very worthy finalists. I'm going B, in part because it's hard to beat "You're Having My Baby," among other stinkers, for pure badness, and A has some songs that, as bad as they are, are oddly comforting. And the solo Beatles turds was a nice touch to end with. Although A gets points for exposing the reader to bad stuff- really? Jermaine Jackson and Devo? A long version of "Wildfire"? (*shudder*)
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Postby tweetybird » 08 Aug 2007, 18:57

B, because I like Wildfire. :twisted:

It's a great song!! :twisted:

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Postby Buddha B-Rex » 08 Aug 2007, 19:01

B is hellish enough, but A kills me.

The diversity, the stretching of genres...you can tell the author did a lot of homework.

A please.
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Postby purgatory brite » 08 Aug 2007, 19:06

B

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Postby Moleskin » 08 Aug 2007, 19:31

B. Those last 4 songs really stink the place up.
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Postby Cosmic American Girl » 08 Aug 2007, 20:27

B Boldly goes where none of us should.

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Postby kath » 09 Aug 2007, 23:15

very, very difficult to choose, as both make me wanna barf out of my earholes...

but i'm going with A.

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Postby Count Machuki » 10 Aug 2007, 14:20

A

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Postby The Modernist » 10 Aug 2007, 16:25

A

B actually has some good stuff on it.

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Postby PENK » 10 Aug 2007, 17:28

modernist del presidente wrote:B actually has some good stuff on it.


Yeah! What does B think they're doing putting the genius that is K-Fed in with that sorry bunch?

I vote A, for that seminal Prostitute Disfigurement track. A gem.
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Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 11 Aug 2007, 03:06

B bec@use my @ key is stuck.
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Postby petulant clarksville » 20 Aug 2007, 21:11

Hmm, quite close! A!

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Postby sloopjohnc » 21 Aug 2007, 03:11

B is obviously worse.

I even like Love Hurts on some occasions so A lost me at lead-off.
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Postby 1# oɹɹɐzıq » 22 Aug 2007, 13:52

Voting end next week! Last chance to vote!

Btw, only posted votes (and toasted oats) count! Poll just for shits and giggles!

Bad day!!!

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Postby The Red Heifer » 23 Aug 2007, 09:21

B
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Re: NOT the BIZARRO BCB CUP--CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!!

Postby Strider » 28 Aug 2007, 02:18

These lists are mind-bogglingly bad. I went with A on strenth? of that Devo song, the Ewok song and the Twisted Sister cover. I just threw up in my mouth thinking about it.

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Re: NOT the BIZARRO BCB CUP--CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!!

Postby bixhenry » 01 Sep 2007, 02:18

I never vote on these things - and it's been ages since I've posted anything anyways - but taking a peek at this list nearly compelled me to bust out the ol' barf bag. Some hideous choices on both sides ('What's Up' by 4 Non-Blondes is almost as bad as Total Coelho's 'I Eat Cannibals' - possibly my least favorite song ever).

But any list that contains anything by Ugly Kid Joe, that piece of shit by The Guess Who (which has to be heard to be believed), and Charlene's execrable 'I've Never Been To Me' ('someone shot the Beatles' lead guitar' - yeesh), leaves me no choice:

B
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