BIZARRO BCB CUP Quarterfinal, Match 1--Count Machuki Wins!!!

User avatar
1# oɹɹɐzıq
Posts: 251
Joined: 09 May 2007, 00:44
Location: :noitacoL

BIZARRO BCB CUP Quarterfinal, Match 1--Count Machuki Wins!!!

Postby 1# oɹɹɐzıq » 09 Jul 2007, 16:41

A
You’re Having My Baby – Paul Anka
Radio Gaga – Queen
Unborn Child – Seals and Crofts
Ebony and Ivory – Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
Take it on the Run – REO Speedwagon
It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me – Billy Joel
The Girl is Mine – Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney
Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue – Toby Keith
We Built This City – Jefferson Starship
Lose Control – Kevin Federline
I've Never Been to Me - Charlene
Here I Go Again - Whitesnake
Friends of Mine - The Guess Who
When a Man Loves a Woman - Michael Notlob
Cat's in the Cradle - Ugly Kid Joe
American Pie - Madonna
Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill
Horse With No Name - America
Elvis Has Left the Building - JD Sumner
Song of the Shrimp - Elvis

B
mammy - al jolson
mm mm mm mmm - crash test dummies
domo arigato, mr. roboto - styx
i'll be there for you (theme from friends) - the rembrandts
la la la (the sweat song) - inner circle
(you make me feel like a) natural man - rod stewart
opposites attract - paula abdul feat. a cartoon cat
lady of spain - lawrence welk
knock on wood (disco version) - amii stewart
believe - cher
deutschland uber alles - music by hayden, lyric by heinrich hoffmann von fallersleben
dreamweaver - gary wright
walk the dinosaur - was not was
me & you & a dog named boo - kent lavoie
butterfly - crazy town
nigger lover - david allen coe
who let the dogs out - the baha men
she bang - richy martin
2 legit 2 quit - mc hammer
KKK (Ku Klux Klan) recruitment record - Baritone Orch Acc. & Davis

Bad day!!!
Last edited by 1# oɹɹɐzıq on 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Count Machuki
BCB Cup Champion 2013
Posts: 38083
Joined: 11 Jun 2005, 15:28
Location: ~84 bpm

Postby Count Machuki » 09 Jul 2007, 17:08

B for me. i need a shower.
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

User avatar
Buddha B-Rex
Posts: 3353
Joined: 01 Mar 2007, 14:57
Location: Down by the river...
Contact:

Postby Buddha B-Rex » 09 Jul 2007, 17:22

B's racism is appalling. A is atrocious, but B is profoundly offensive.
Freak out. Far out.

User avatar
toomanyhatz
Power-mad king of the WCC
Posts: 27252
Joined: 07 Apr 2005, 00:01
Location: Just east of where Charlie Parker went to do some relaxin'

Postby toomanyhatz » 09 Jul 2007, 18:32

It's gotta be A, which keeps getting worse and worse. Despite B's attempts at shock value, has anyone, including our poster, actually Heard most of these? Besides, I still like "Dream Weaver." :oops:
sloopjohnc wrote:Aslan has some good credenitals - got his BA from Santa Clara, a Jesuit school and his Masters from Harvard and PhD from Santa Barbara, a surfing school.


1959 1963 1965 1966 1974 1977 1978 1981 1988 2017!

User avatar
Cosmic American Girl
Posts: 2842
Joined: 27 Jan 2007, 02:15
Location: second star to the right

Postby Cosmic American Girl » 09 Jul 2007, 19:07

A ckkkkkk! A continues to be abhorrent! Absolutely the worst.

User avatar
petulant clarksville
Posts: 3769
Joined: 27 Apr 2005, 16:51
Location: a sinuous and complicated corridor

Postby petulant clarksville » 09 Jul 2007, 21:27

A makes me a little cheesed off, but...

By B I am AFFRONTED!



This is no good, I was going to be all peace and love!


concentrate on the dancing hippies,

dancing hippies...

User avatar
mentalist (slight return)
under mi sensi
Posts: 14427
Joined: 17 Jul 2003, 10:54
Location: Sydney
Contact:

Postby mentalist (slight return) » 10 Jul 2007, 07:53

A

I thought I knew all of the King's work
king of the divan

User avatar
The Red Heifer
Fucking Crackers
Posts: 14785
Joined: 31 Aug 2003, 01:28
Location: South Penriff
Contact:

Postby The Red Heifer » 10 Jul 2007, 07:59

B's trying to land the scared vote because they have racist songs on them. Never heard them, but they could be fantastically executed racist songs. Stick to the music for fucks sake.

Besides, B keeps adding fun songs and calling them bad. Who Let The Dogs Out is perfectly fine. A
Wadesmith wrote:Why is it that when there's a 'What do you think of this?' post, it's always absolute cobblers?

User avatar
Buddha B-Rex
Posts: 3353
Joined: 01 Mar 2007, 14:57
Location: Down by the river...
Contact:

Postby Buddha B-Rex » 10 Jul 2007, 15:37

Who Let The Dogs Out is 'fine'? Compared to Auschwitz...I guess....

I would have used William Hung's 'She Bang' instead of the original. 'A' sucks it hard...but it's somewhat predictable, though Song of The Shrimp is a brilliant parry. 'B' makes me despair for humanity.
Freak out. Far out.

purgatory brite

Postby purgatory brite » 10 Jul 2007, 20:11

B

User avatar
The Red Heifer
Fucking Crackers
Posts: 14785
Joined: 31 Aug 2003, 01:28
Location: South Penriff
Contact:

Postby The Red Heifer » 10 Jul 2007, 21:29

It's fine in a "you know what you're in for" sense. There's a lot more worse songs you can targert before you go for the millennial one hit wonders.
Wadesmith wrote:Why is it that when there's a 'What do you think of this?' post, it's always absolute cobblers?

User avatar
toomanyhatz
Power-mad king of the WCC
Posts: 27252
Joined: 07 Apr 2005, 00:01
Location: Just east of where Charlie Parker went to do some relaxin'

Postby toomanyhatz » 10 Jul 2007, 22:54

More proof that B is going the easy route in trying to appall- there is no such David Allen Coe song by that title. If you're going to do things the easy way, at least get your facts straight. Geez!

(OK, A does have an artist wrong- It's Starship rather than Jefferson Starship- but that's not as glaring a mistake. And its badness is based on music, not intent.)
sloopjohnc wrote:Aslan has some good credenitals - got his BA from Santa Clara, a Jesuit school and his Masters from Harvard and PhD from Santa Barbara, a surfing school.


1959 1963 1965 1966 1974 1977 1978 1981 1988 2017!

User avatar
Buddha B-Rex
Posts: 3353
Joined: 01 Mar 2007, 14:57
Location: Down by the river...
Contact:

Postby Buddha B-Rex » 11 Jul 2007, 04:16

I think B means to have included 'Nigger Fucker' by that despicable slog of vomitous, wet, cat feces, David Allen Coe. Hardly a glaring error.
Freak out. Far out.

User avatar
kath
Groovy Queen of the Cosmos
Posts: 34765
Joined: 22 Feb 2006, 15:20
Location: bama via new orleans

Postby kath » 12 Jul 2007, 16:36

both are putridly putrific, of course, but A is worse, even up against the racist strategy. i dunno what it is exactly... but i *do* know that when the song "sometimes when we touch" came out, it turned me off of sex for a very long time. at least a week.

User avatar
WG Kaspar
Posts: 8782
Joined: 28 Jan 2007, 09:07

Postby WG Kaspar » 14 Jul 2007, 20:31

a
I run out of talent

User avatar
1# oɹɹɐzıq
Posts: 251
Joined: 09 May 2007, 00:44
Location: :noitacoL

Postby 1# oɹɹɐzıq » 16 Jul 2007, 17:03

A-6
B-4

B wins!!! B is not Count Machuki!!!

Boo to A, and don't send your final five songs ASAP.

Bad day!!!

User avatar
petulant clarksville
Posts: 3769
Joined: 27 Apr 2005, 16:51
Location: a sinuous and complicated corridor

Postby petulant clarksville » 28 Jul 2007, 17:19

Congratulations Count. Your songs were vile.